Punches For:

Out of context: Reply #1298

  • Started
  • Last post
  • 3,160 Responses
  • rabbit2

    New neighbour that moved into the apartment next door and continuously leaves the front door open with the TV volume turned up to 11 along with non-stop phone conversations at the same level. Do you live in a fucking tent?

    Close the fucking door and turn your fucking TV down. I don't want to hear every detail about your life. Also, why the fuck do you walk in and out of your apartment 10 times each night, each time letting the screen door slam?

    Learn some fucking manners. This is an apartment block and we all share this space.

    • Might change my wifi network to CloseYourFuckingDoorrabbit
    • Changing WiFi is the scared little baby's way of going round and saying somethingset
    • Thanks set, i may do that.rabbit
    • Handle this right.
      I believe a bag of poop is in order.
      CyBrainX
    • old Chinese saying, don't like noise ?, don't live in apt.Dillinger
    • http://www.relatably…Gnash
    • ^ lol!mugwart
    • I am so fucking glad i live in a small park w/ trees n birds.sureshot
    • Walk into his apartment and turn the sound down on his TV. Preferably when he's on the phone in the hallway.monoboy
    • here in AZ all you have to do is call the cops for anything above 'annoying' and it usually gets handled... can you just simply report it anonymously?PonyBoy
    • if I may suggest rabbit... https://www.amazon.c…robotron3k
    • ^ plenty of lolz with thatGnash
    • get details about his life on his phone conversations, get his full name, troll him online and hack his entire lifefeel
    • +1 Feel.
      Also, if he's the new guy, I assume you HAVE been over there and told him to STFU in person?
      detritus
    • If not, go do it — a bit of confrontation in your local village-sphere (even if you live in a city) is a healthy thing.detritus
    • Failing everything, you're a techie guy — go buy some ArduinoRaspPi's and make some widget that screeches shit at his windows whenever he's loud, automaticallydetritus
    • Loving the replies. I shit you not I overheard his credit card numbers + security numbers lols. Getting new car insurance. I will update his whole life. lolsrabbit
    • Had a situation with a neighbors barking dog a few years ago. Instead of flipping out, I was calm, nice and friendly. And it worked! To this day, dog is quiet.stoplying
    • So what you're saying is, calmly murder and bury the noise maker...set

View thread