Your beliefs?
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- laurus0
pascii, the questions remain:
Do you belive in the second coming?
Do you accept David Hasselhoff as your lord and savior?
Will you donate shitloads of money?
- designerror0
Unitarian Universalism (100%)
whatever that means..
- ribit0
buit if you can prove God exists, wouldnt everyone have to believe (by definition)?
- rabattski0
probably yeah. why?
- paraselene0
that's a bit creepy. i was raised mahayana buddhist, but didn't really think it had sunk in too much. but, there you have it: 100%.
*rings jewish parent to apologise
- fifty500
huh... well wouldn't you know it, after i had announced to my girlfriend that i am not only NOT catholic but have no desire to be, she dumped me... because of a religious belief.
after four years of being together, this is what it comes down to: my belief in God.
- chossy0
Religion ha ha. Silly people when will you learn that true happyness or whatever you want comes from me the man chossy.
Anybody want to be into my religion. Free candy and sex.
- rabattski0
i'm still lmao about this one sentence from that site:
Warning: Belief-O-Maticâ„¢ assumes no legal liability for the ultimate fate of your soul.
sue! sue! sue!
- paraselene0
chossy, will there be free kool-aid at this religion of yours?
- BobaFetus0
I need no fucking test. I'm one with The Force.
- chossy0
nope I will not kill anyone paraselene, if you fuck up then you have to go for a journey and after the journey you come back totally tame homes, also everyone is excellent to each other and theres free sex did I mention that part the sex part the bit about the free sex.
- emecks0
nope I will not kill anyone paraselene, if you fuck up then you have to go for a journey and after the journey you come back totally tame homes, also everyone is excellent to each other and theres free sex did I mention that part the sex part the bit about the free sex.
chossy
(Apr 20 05, 04:46)I think ye can forget about the gratis shaggen until ye've showered, hell even then ye might have tae pay....
- paraselene0
u fuck up then you have to go for a journey and after the journey you come back totally tame homes, also everyone is excellent to each other and theres free sex did I mention that part the sex part the bit about the free sex.
chossy
(Apr 20 05, 04:46)I think ye can forget about the gratis shaggen until ye've showered, hell even then ye might have tae pay....
emecks(Apr 20 05, 04:47)
i didn't mean the killing people kool-aid, chossy, i meant the ghb-rophynol cocktail. hey, maybe if you made a shower that showered down a big pink rain of rophy kool-aid and had the masses come to shower in it. now that's a religion worth dying for...
- chossy0
I don't need no sex aids when I whip off my tweeds the ladies be falling over and policemen turn in there badges I have a body like a greek olympian.
- emecks0
I don't need no sex aids when I whip off my tweeds the ladies be falling over and policemen turn in there badges I have a body like a greek olympian.
chossy
(Apr 20 05, 04:51)Not the only thing "greek" about ye...
- chossy0
ha ha ha MX you're funny I'll kill you last.
- fifty500
funniest thing about that statement is the "policemen turn in their badges" part.
hilarious.
just the thing to brighten my depressing day.
- emecks0
*leans on window sill and drums fingers while chossy kills everyone else first.
- paraselene0
hey there, o grand poobah, can i get killed second-to-last?
*whittles small wooden toy while chossy kills everyone else except mx first.
- Kuz0
why do bad things happen to good people?