She's killing me
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- Luckypp0
Tell her that you are gay.
- Luckypp0
Find her best friend and have sex with her.
- Point50
Office shit is great. Got a full topless lapdance from my receptionist at the strip club back in '98. Aaahhh... the days of youth.
- waynepixel0
Take her from behind on her desk, Film it, and post a link.
- Luckypp0
This is the best idea yet -
Tell her that she would be really hot if she lost some weight.
- lifeinsodium0
make her a poster of all the posts in the harry potter thread.
- cosmo0
This is the best idea yet -
Tell her that she would be really hot if she lost some weight.
Luckypp
(Feb 4 05, 12:13)hahahahahah mean dude. Damn that was funny though.
- bent0
I'd post a pic but some other people I work with come on here, I don't want it getting back to her.
The problem is she's a bit of a siren. She flirts with everybody, so yea, the best advice for this situation is definately ICE COLD.
"I'm not her monkey boy" Rinse>Repeat
- lifeinsodium0
get her a delicious bass
- Luckypp0
Even better than my last idea, go passive aggressive on her, like. . .
You're really hot for a chubby girl.
or
I would totally be into you if I liked my women husky.
- cosmo0
monkey boy. hahahah
- Luckypp0
File a sexual harrassment suit against her.
- SteveJobs0
offer her some big league chew and give her a nugee - then have a gleeking contest.
- lifeinsodium0
go to her and say "is that armpit hair? god, i love french women!"
- waynepixel0
You said. She flirts with everybody.
It all in you head. She thinks your a CUNT
- lifeinsodium0
tell her she reminds you of your mum
- Luckypp0
Have sex with her mom.
- PixelDrama0
i wouldnt worry about it bent, your self-conciousnes about your looks is going to get you in the end. You say shes a 10, we'll... chicks like that wouldnt consider going out on a one on one date unless they were semi attracted to you, and you didnt freak them out by looking at her chest every 2 seconds... although.. some chicks like that. I agree with the advice above, especially about the one about leaving a sweaty salty outline of your sack on her desk.
- lifeinsodium0
buy her an external hard drive.
oh wait, i am getting my wishlist mixed up with this...
- Luckypp0
Try to set-up a threesome with her and her mom.