She's killing me
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- ludawg0
in there like swimwear
- cosmo0
wear speedo's to work.
- bent0
Thanks y'all, I'm cracking up here. this is just what I needed. I just need to lighten the hell up. I feel like Stan in southpark when Wendy is around.
- gruntt0
cracking up?
there are no jokes here.
this is all good, time-tested advice your getting here young man.
now go show it to her.
- swollenelbow0
you have to secretly sneak a pic of her, it's ok if it's when she's walking away from your desk.
this picture will let us give you more accurate advice.
trust us.
*blinking.
- Point50
F*ck it! Just be like "what's up?" Make sure you trucker hat is cracked to the side though; that shows attitude and self confidence.
- waynepixel0
Play the GAME
- cosmo0
walk up to her and in cartmen's voice say "I don't a trust a thing that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
- johndiggity0
honestly, humor is the best method.
- mrdobolina0
definitely. but dont over-do it with the humor. she may find it hard to take you seriously.
- ludawg0
cosmo, i'm convulsing in my cube.
- gruntt0
damn point 5 i forgot all about trucker hats.
chicks LOVE trucker hats.
- waynepixel0
hahahaha
- cosmo0
cosmo, i'm convulsing in my cube.
ludawg
(Feb 4 05, 12:03)heehehe ok
- waynepixel0
Get a skin head, and tell her you are mow fucking metal for her LOVE.?
- tkmeister0
aww, fun office affair...
i got burnt once. it's fun while it last, really horrible once it ends.
- gruntt0
i met my wife at work.
;)
- k0na_an0k0
paint 'i love you 4 eva' in blood on her cube.
- Luckypp0
Have sex with her and then ignore her.
- gruntt0
ask her to marry you.
she'll never see it coming.