She's killing me
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- bent
There is a super-hottie at work who is seducing me. I'm bugging out, she's playing me like a little barbie doll. How do I turn the tables around and turn the seducer into the seduced?
- jevad0
play it cool
ice cold baby
- gruntt0
show it to her.
- nick0
yup, treat her like she's a client.
- magicpatch0
you havent even noticed she works there yet
- johndiggity0
wear sunglasses. all the time.
- nick0
the 'yup' was to jevad's post..
lol gruntt..
- k0na_an0k0
one word.
machismo.
- bent0
Ice cold is tough, I feel like silly putty around her. Good advice though. o_o
- johndiggity0
grow a mustache too. a good one.
- grafholic0
the less interest you show her, more desperate she'll become.
surround yourself with other women, she'll go nuts.
trust me.
- bent0
What is a GOOD mustache?
- instantok0
send her a note:
"do you think i'm sexy?
circle yes or no
(but don't circle or)"
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make sure this is on the back of a photocopy of your ballzack
works every time
- -sputnik-0
do the helicopter and she's all yours
- gruntt0
playing it cool is the way to go.
if it is too this level, say something very dirty but in a very professional manner.
- zeuben0
make SURE she feels compelled to ask you what music she's hearing while she's near yr wrkspace.
- lymlyt0
let me guess...you guys are all single right?
don't play games. be cool, not cold. give a little, you'll be surprised what you might get in return. don't make it so tough.
trust me ;)
- QuincyArcher0
what always works for me is to wear an offensively bright button down shirt. Only button it up half way, so you can pull the top part open...you know, have a little exposed chest hair...
- grafholic0
oh yeah, email her like
"what are you doing for lunch?"
then she'll tell you what she's doing, expecting you to say "i'll join you"then you go "that's too bad, i'm too busy with my project" or "that sounds fun, i'm going lunch with blah blah blah, have fun"
she'll go craaaaaaazy.
- Scottizzle0
if you have to ask, you're not aloud to know.
