She's killing me
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- ********0
i actually am currently seeing 6 girls. 3 of em are polish. what?
- bent0
I did the chest hair thing, that's how I got this far . . . she did a double take and her jaw dropped a bit
- grafholic0
ew...chest hair thing...
- shame0
chicks dig him
- johndiggity0
next time you walk by her desk, let her know that she's not using good posture, and work her, so to speak, into a more comfortable position. you may proceed from there.
- bent0
I'm going out with her this Sun. this will be our first time alone. I'm going to need to find some Mack, and quick like. She's a 10 and I'm like a 5 or 6 or something . . . looks wise.
- grafholic0
wooo, johndiggity, excellent idea!!!
- enjine0
hoooooooooooooooors!!!
;)
- ludawg0
just be friendly and be yourself. smile and be pleasant.
if that doesn't work, put your sack on her desk so that it leaves a sweaty, salty outline of itself.
- johndiggity0
girls like massages, and they like guys who give them even better.
- bent0
yea johndiggity, I actually did just that this morning. She was complaining about her back hurting, so I worked it out a bit. It's on, I'm just freaking out.
- spendogg0
Do the elephant dance. pull your pockets inside out and whip out yer willie and dance suka dance
- ludawg0
whoa! wth are you worried about then. and nevermind the sack-on-desk thing then.
- gruntt0
carry a large stapler over to her desk.
place it in front of her.
say, "that's about right"
- johndiggity0
be like fonzie. cool.
- SteveJobs0
after every 5 sentences, use mouthspray (just two smart well-timed sprays) and then smooth back the sides of your hair followed by two finger shoots her way.
they love that...
- k0na_an0k0
send her a note:
"do you think i'm sexy?
circle yes or no
(but don't circle or)"
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make sure this is on the back of a photocopy of your ballzack
works every time
instantok
(Feb 4 05, 11:36)
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that is the best advice i've ever heard.
- ********0
LOL SteveJobs!!! hahahaha
btw, you're in, so just be a nice guy and you'll be fine.
- cosmo0
ask her 'what kind of bike she has?' also she her to 'Bring your chapstick.'
