She's killing me
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- johndiggity0
start feeling her shirt and repeat: "wow, it's so soft, what is this? combed cotton?"
i've seen it work.
- lifeinsodium0
ask her if she swallows
- Luckypp0
Tell her that she makes you feel warm, in your danger zone.
- waynepixel0
Talk to her about Willy problems .
- waynepixel0
Talk to her about Willy problems .
- waynepixel0
Talk to her about Willy problems .
- waynepixel0
Talk to her about Willy problems .
- waynepixel0
Talk to her about Willy problems .
- bent0
combed cotton! ha!
- Luckypp0
Send her emails asking her why she is such a whore.
- lifeinsodium0
damn wayne, thats a lot of willy problems. you okay dude?
- johndiggity0
maybe she lost a bet?
j/k
- k0na_an0k0
write on a post-it note
'do me'
and hand it to her without saying a word.
- Luckypp0
But then tell her that you really dig whores.
- Gorbie0
i didn't read anything including the initial post... but you should kill her before she kills you.
- grafholic0
damn wayne, thats a lot of willy problems. you okay dude?
lifeinsodium
(Feb 4 05, 12:24)
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AHAHAHAHA
- Luckypp0
Just go up to her and out of the blue say . . .
"you know pre-mature ejaculation isn't all bad"
cry and run away
- lifeinsodium0
ask her if she has any yeast infections
- instantok0
write on a post-it note
'do me'
and hand it to her without saying a word.
k0na_an0k(Feb 4 05, 12:24)
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haha...do me
i say surprise her by being under her desk when she returns there next
note: will only work if desk provides adequate cover
- lifeinsodium0
tell her about wayne's willy problems