She's killing me
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- lifeinsodium0
tell her about the time you hacked open a man's skull while listening to phil collins
- Luckypp0
Yeah I am going a little overboard here.
- waynepixel0
Just ask her if she is into golden showers.
Then stare at her and piss yourself.
Luckypp
(Feb 4 05, 12:42)--------------------------------...
hahahah Fucking hell
- jevad0
give her the hot beef injection
- Luckypp0
Ask her what she did last night, and then when she gets around to asking you what you did last night, say
Beat off thinking about you.
- mattyd0
walk up to her and be like, yo, Puffy speaks the truth. then quote "Notorious B.I.G." by saying :
Call me Sean if you suck, call me gone when I nut
That's the end of us, get your friend to fuckthen flip the west coast symbol to her as you walk away.
- waynepixel0
Tell her that "Luckypp" is coming over tonight. Then talk to her about 80 music. And wink at her.
And call her a slut for no reason.,
- Luckypp0
walk up to her and be like, yo, Puffy speaks the truth. then quote "Notorious B.I.G." by saying :
Call me Sean if you suck, call me gone when I nut
That's the end of us, get your friend to fuckthen flip the west coast symbol to her as you walk away.
mattyd
(Feb 4 05, 12:47)But you forgot to call her a bitch as you leave
- lifeinsodium0
buy her a duran duran cd
- Luckypp0
Tell her that there is this sickfuck on NT called Luckypp.
Then slug yourself in the nuts and say,
Do you see what you make me do?!
- waynepixel0
Buy here "Love Egg" and say to her. Cock this bitch
- Luckypp0
Well this thread has gotten me through the end of my day.
Thanks all, have a good weekend.
Maybe my new 17PB will come this weekend.
- Luckypp0
Ok, last one.
Ask her what she thinks of feminism, and before she has a chance to respond say . . .
Yeah I hate those fucking bitches too.
- mattyd0
when you go out to eat with her, lean back in your chair, kick your legs up on the table, and whip it out and starting rubbing one out. when she looks at you incredulously you just simply say 'warming up the pipes, baby. its cold outside' and then lick your lips.
- waynepixel0
hahahah
- Point50
Tell her that she has small TITS, But you do not mind.
waynepixel
(Feb 4 05, 12:43)
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HAHA!
- k0na_an0k0
get a boom box and hold it above your head cranking a love song as loud as it will go... while standing 2 feet behind her.
worked in some 80s movie. not quite like that though.
- mattyd0
oh, and ask her if she's 'tight like a mans anus'.
- lifeinsodium0
tell her about the benefits of growing cotton in the winter season
- waynepixel0
Tell her that she has small TITS, But you do not mind.
waynepixel
(Feb 4 05, 12:43)
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--------------------------------...Hahaha It about time we got back for the DICK thing. I have no problem doo. WHAT.