She's killing me
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- Luckypp0
ask her if she has any yeast infections
lifeinsodium
(Feb 4 05, 12:27)Damn that is some funny shit
- waynepixel0
I have NO willy problem. It just A BIT small OK.
Now fuck OFF
Hahahah :)
- Luckypp0
Ok let's get serious, if you really want to bed this girl, go get yourself a really tight Hulk Hogan, Hulk-a-maniac shirt, and ask her if she likes monster trucks
- waynepixel0
Show here the elephant trick.
- lifeinsodium0
show it to her and ask if she thinks it looks a little crooked
- uncle_helv0
Hang on if you're bent then surely there is no problem.
;D
- k0na_an0k0
ask her if she's seeing anyone right now.
before she answers quickly place your finger over her mouth and go "shhhhhhhh, you don't have to say a word, my soul already knows the answer is no."
- Luckypp0
Get in early in the morning, and let her catch you smelling her chair.
Then tell her, "I knew you were in heat"
- k0na_an0k0
give her six roses. chicks are suckers for roses.
BUT, just in case she says no put a swarm of angry bees inside each rose petal so that if that bitch does turn you down you'll get your revenge in the form of angry bees in her face.
MUUUAAAHAHAHAHA!
- lifeinsodium0
ask her if she and her room mate would be interested in a menage-a-trois
- Luckypp0
Go with humor.
Tell her this joke.
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Then don't laugh, and just stare at her.
- mattyd0
constantly quote faith no more lyrics in her presence.
- Luckypp0
Ask her if you can see her vagina.
- k0na_an0k0
Go with humor.
Tell her this joke.
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Then don't laugh, and just stare at her.
Luckypp
(Feb 4 05, 12:36)
++++++++++++
AAAHAHAHAHA!
- uncle_helv0
Tell her you want gouge out both her eyes and skull f*ck her!!
- waynepixel0
Walk up to here with the pocket rocket ready to go and tell her that the elephant would like to TALK to her. NOW.
- lifeinsodium0
tell her that you want to find out if she is a "real" blonde
- Luckypp0
Just ask her if she is into golden showers.
Then stare at her and piss yourself.
- mrdobolina0
luckypp, that shit is crazy.
- waynepixel0
Tell her that she has small TITS, But you do not mind.