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- WhiteFace1
Just got dumped by my girlfriend of 5 years, now what...?
- start life afresh. Get yourself in health and focus on what you feel is off on your life. Good luck!mugwart
- What did you do to get dumped?M01XXX
- Working too much, she wants to do more, took her for granted I guess.WhiteFace
- Consider it a “you’re welcome”imbecile
- watch all these, get her back: http://y2u.be/vY2upT…shapesalad
- this playlist: https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- Give up on all that stuff and just hang out watching TV with a friend every night like Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner.Wolfboy
- What imbecile said.
move on, learn from the pastGnash - make sure you run into her a few times while out having fun, with friends, maybe another lady friend....? boom.umbee54
- Think of all the times you wished you could have been doing X when you were with her and go do them.Hayzilla
- ^ Sorry old married man syndrome kicking in there LOL. I just wish I could fuck off to the beach after work and get stoned with my buddies. Haha.Hayzilla
- Gym.cannonball1978
- 5 years, a lot of time, money, emotion invested. If it's over as you're working too much and she wants to do more, seems more like a discussion.shapesalad
- It's motorcycle time!mekk
- Move on with your life. If it's a ploy or mistake she'll come back, and if she doesn't is it work all the anxiety and stress trying to convince her?i_monk
- delete facebook
hit the gym
lawyer upernexbcn - Sorry to hear about this man. It's going to take you a while to get over her, so don't rush into anything. Best thing to do would be to keep your mind occupied.kona
- Start a new hobby, start jogging every day, learn a new skill... anything to keep your mind free.kona
- ^ worst thing you can possibly do is hide and mask your feelings. I've learnt a lot about that. Fuck keeping busy to hide your emotions...set
- Feel them. Experience them. Let them out. Otherwise they get bottled up and come out later as anger or irrational emotion...or disease.set
- Face it and deal with it and let it go right now, is my advice.set
- Another season is about to begin. The space in between is uncomfortable but it will pass.shellie
- I broke up with my fiance & partner of 4 years 13 years ago. For a brief moment it felt like I might not find that again. I was wrong. Been going 11 yrs now.shellie
- Time to buy some synthesizers!microkorg
- Thanks QBeens, don't know why I chose here to vent but glad I did, next adventure here we go xWhiteFace
- Get tested and then download tinderMaaku
- become the newest QBN troll! the position is currently open!sarahfailin
- Cocaine>Bitches>davey_g
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- learn more about hypergamy and you will understand and feel better. It's how it works :) Also great reads from Rollo Tomassi - Rational Male.Boz
- docpoz-17
Downvoting is bullying.
- People go down on me so much here I kinda like it...robotron3k
- It's true. Downvoting enables bullying. I can see why social media sites don't adopt it.docpoz
- It’s not bullyingmonospaced
- For sure, man. It's a mafia hit at it's worst. Easy to see. Hahadocpoz
- And yeah I just assumed your gender.docpoz
- sup MO1XXXLMFAO
- It’s not bullying.monospaced
- The Nile. It's a river.docpoz
- Sure is. But downvoting is not bullying.monospaced
- M01XXX-22
Stop downvoting me I can't take this anymore.
- it really is boring now.Fax_Benson
- counting votes = sadGuyFawkes
- shellie3
Another one today :/
Any time there's a school shooting, I legitimately tear up. I don't have children of my own, but the idea of a shooter on campus stresses me out so deeply for those kids. The other day, there was a high-speed chase with a Uhaul in LA that popped up on the news. I usually like watching those. Nobody usually gets hurt. But a Uhal? Very suspicious. And, when the guy car bailed in a cul-de-sac and ended up on a middle school campus not long after school let out, it was white knuckle stressful watching kids run away with backpacks on. Turns out, the driver was just some DUI, unarmed crackhead.
- My bf of 7 years is a teacher. I get to hear all about the lockdowns that never make the news here.i_monk
- I loath thinking of hearing about my kid's first 'active shooter' drill in school. Such a sad state of affairs.mandomafioso
- @i_monk *shutters* It seems like teaching is more like going to work as a cop or firefighter. There's a chance something terrible can happen on the job.shellie
- Except, only are a lucky few compensated fairly for the risk + the pleasure of raising other people's bad or difficult kids.shellie
- I guess she will not be attending QBN drinks next week.utopian
- ^ wrong post sorry.utopian
- Most of the lockdowns at his school (that I know of) come back to parents splitting up and one trying to abduct their kid.i_monk
- it's natural for biological organisms to kill one another. funny how humans protect animals so they can continue to do so but become monsters when a human killsimbecile
- violent crimes are not as concerning to me as state assisted executions. alas, the blindness created by "justice" allows the contradiction to perpetuate.imbecile
- Humans choose, animals do not. And I think you'll find humans hate the idea of certain animal-on-animal killing too, like when lions or chimps slaughter thei_monk
- young of rivals. (State execution is barbaric.)i_monk
- fourth2
Have a Vitamix blender coming in today. I have a fridge full of fresh greens, a counter full of fruits and veggies (including a whole pineapple!) and a freezer full of frozen berries and bananas. Today is going to be fun and loud.
- And tomorrow mostly on the toilet, if your gut's not ready for the onslaught of fibrous food!detritus
- ends up being around $50 per poopGnash
- yeah but then I dont have to eat veggies for the rest of the year right?fourth
- I don't use mine as much as I used to, but it's one of the best kitchen appliances you can own. You won't be disappointed.mandomafioso
- you'll be using it 100% for margaritas in less than a monthkona
- you're gonna be SO skinny soon :)monospaced
- i came to make sure kona chimed inimbecile
- I stopped eating pineapple after learning about the pesticides that are residue on it, and the impact growing them has on costa rica.shapesalad
- ok this thing is bad ass. also learning on the internet how disgusting some non-organic produce actually is.fourth
- I've had mine for a while now and nothing compares. It's pretty awesome.sea_sea
- I've consumed so many healthy/yummy things today I feel like I'm floating. Was going to get high but maybe I'll just get some work donefourth
- ^ lol :)Gnash
- HijoDMaite30
Just upvote if you're stoned right now.
- bananacapn_ron
- funionsmonospaced
- wish i was. sadly its been yearsmicrokorg
- https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
- Is stone from drink or weed? I've never heard the term used exclusively for either.shapesalad
- Stoked always means smoking weed. It’s not for drinking at all that I know of.monospaced
- Only five?? Lying ass mafackas too paranoid to upvote.HijoDMaite
- http://s2.quickmeme.…utopian
- lol @ hijodocpoz
- sorry Hijo, I'm so baked that I've downvoted this post several times.utopian
- HahaHijoDMaite
- avocadopango
- For stoned I'm upvoted right nowWhiteFace
- B-Grade hashish, but yeah +1detritus
- papayasted
- Skywalkersea_sea
- Just ate a whole pizza.jaylarson
- banana indeed!oey
- turtlesKrassy
- Ordered pizza, chicken wings and garlic spaghetti.sea_sea
- Listening to wild horses by rolling stones.sea_sea
- https://youtu.be/_a2…jaylarson
- thanks jaylarson I just made the entire office dance with that track :Dsted
- fahr it up!!!jaylarson
- https://m.youtube.co…trooperbill
- Was and still ambezoar
- shellie2
So, one of my besties in High School got arrested by the feds today for sex trafficking and running a cult. What a trip.
- you know her personally? yikes. always looked cute and innocentpockets
- i had an inklingfuturefood
- Dayummmm. I'm hanging out with Shellie.pango
- just saw this..
wall of high sex trafficking
chloe sullivan
(apr 20 18)e-pill - That's crazy. Didn't you mention something about her in a previous post? How does one even get involved in something like that.sea_sea
- Shellie knows DJs and actors and is attractive. Catfish?freedom
- We went to the same HS, Orange County High School of the Arts. She was my first friend there. There were a lot of famous kids there, including Jodie Sweden.shellie
- Considering where I grew up, went to school & that I've always worked in Ent., I don't "know" that many famous ppl & they don't know me. Like ships in the nightshellie
- Whoa. So, in school, was there any indication she might turn out to be a perv or a cultie?Continuity
- This movie is going to be stellar.rootlock
- Continuity, no that's the really mind blowing part to me. We lost touch when she was cast on smallville which didn't surprise me.shellie
- But that's also when another actress on the show brought her into the cult. I'm just not surprised she worked her way to the top.shellie
- she was a hard worker, focused, intense, talented, and a leader with a loving disposition. People trusted her by default.shellie
- Had she invited me, I would have went to see what it was all a about. I guess I'm glad we lost touch.shellie
- I've pretty much decided tho, if she's convicted I want to visit her in prison. I really do feel bad for her. She followed the cult leader straight to hell.shellie
- #humblebragstudderine
- haha, I saw this headline earlier and wondered whether this was the friend you'd mentioned in the past!detritus
- I’m a card carrying member of NXIVM AMA.HijoDMaite
- torturing and exploiting men is still okay though. we call it war.imbecile
- You posted about that beforeset
- I blame Luthor.misterhow
- Bennn11
Just installed a spare tire on my car, got a flat. First time I ever do this. Couldnt find the damn jack, had to check on the internet, it was under the driver seat. Didnt know where to put the jack, had to check on the internet. Didnt know how to use the jack, had to check on the internet.
If we were in 1992, I would have been lost in the dark.
- dude my whole career is thanks to the internet.fourth
- Lol yup.sea_sea
- Thanks losers for making video tutorials for stranger for little reason.freedom
- ^ probably after being lost on the dark themselves!mugwart
- !notype
- My Dad taught me how to change a tyre as he taught me to drive. Not having mobiles back then meant a flat out in the Spanish hinterland would've been a fuckerdetritus
- you sound pathetic. who do you pay to maintain your vehicles?imbecile
- +1grotesk_neue
- Do you have the owners manual of your car?mekk
- Everyone reading this, do yourself a favor and buy a bottle jack for your car. Those scissor jacks are so sketchy.section_014
- sketchy but effective, took me 12min to change the tireBennn
- @mekk yeah didnt think of checking it. I've found videos on the web insteadBennn
- sea_sea-1
So I'm thinking old rolling stones, talking 60's 70's is better than the Beatles. Yep.
- Also, new favorite drink Jim Beam honey and coke. Happy Friday my friends.sea_sea
- strawberry quik and milk!! my fav drink!!e-pill
- i like a cold cokedocpoz
- Oooh strawberry quik yumsea_sea
- They both suck.garbage
- the beatles are the backstreet boys of their generationimbecile
- Amen.garbage
- Meh, gimme The Seeds.docpoz
- sted2
Anybody that works at R/GA New York please drop me a line @ .
We're desperately looking for a friend who is/was working there and disappeared two months ago.
- DRIFTMONKEY0
Smoke if you got 'em.
- BabySnakes8
Was helping my Grandma clean up some of my late Grandpa's stuff. She was telling me to take his old cameras, and in one of the bags i found some interesting items.
There was a letter and two polaroids of some naked woman. These letters were from 2001. The chick was trying to get my grandfather to sleep with her, begging him and all this shit for like 4 pages. It is hilarious, I wonder if he ever did.
I made sure not to show grandma that shit, she would probably burn all his stuff.
- kingsteven14
It's 2018 and this shit is ridiculous, verging on environmental concern... not only are they shit quality for full colour video and absolutely huge files it takes a shit ton more energy for a modern device to download and play a gif than an mp4.
Recent example from gif animation thread:
1920 x 1080 px, 16 million colours original video with audio
length: 2:34
Size: 25.6MB630 x 356 px, 256 colour TINY GIF
length: 2:02
Size: 206.9MBThe mp4 uses a third of the CPU required to play the gif on my machine (at full resolution with sound)
Fully appreciative of the art but usually when I see my own gifs they're recirculating with logos slapped on them at double the filesize and half the quality. It's been 25 years of fun, but I'm going cold turkey on making and posting the fuckers. QBN any chance of some better format embeds? Think of the children!!!
- also the gif is lower framerate, i'd say overall it could be 50x energy consumption to play a gif than mp4kingsteven
- I can't really open the gif animation thread anymore without boiling my laptop's innards.Fax_Benson
- yep it's actually a bit of a ghost thread these days... entire page of gifs runs on one core and my last 3 mac upgrades have reduced single core performance.kingsteven
- this post should be a threadLMFAO
- << good pointsBennn
- hah, thought about starting a thread but foresaw a gif flood from compuserve apologists.kingsteven
- I opened the gif animation thread last winter to keep warm.shapesalad
- the size of the gifs posted here and elsewhere has become fucking ridiculous. especially when on shit Australian 3rd world country internet speeds.inteliboy
- hahaha shapesaladdetritus
- Tomorrow is Earth day. I encourage everyone to not open the gif animation thread for one whole hourdrgs
- Environmental concern? Holy cow.Hayoth
- 'verging on'... think about it man, every gif on the internet over a certain size/ length/ colour depth is using hundreds times more energy than equivalent mp4kingsteven
- be great if gifs didnt show up on the front page. Kills my laptopmugwart
- Gifcoin – converts the energy used to display gifs into crypto currency.shapesalad
- ^ Gif animation thread now worth billions.shapesalad
- gifs are best at short 2-3 sec loops. Doesn't everyone know that?docpoz
- if you found that in the gif animation thread, it's your own fault for not watching it when it was posted prior in the vid of the day thread. you're an enabler.imbecile
- +1grotesk_neue
- @imbecile thanks for giving me the option not to watch it :-Dkingsteven
- use .gifv https://help.imgur.c…mekk
- gifv is mp4 (or sometimes webm) in a wrapper. but yeah, if you upload a gif to imgur or any of the other big hosts, it converts it to video, then back to gifkingsteven
- when you request a .gif extension. so there is really no point in optimising a gif unless you want the visual effect or you're hosting it yourself.kingsteven
- Pewdiepie did a video on this too.robthelad
- detritus1
Sorry, Blighty - it was me wot fucked the weather - I wore shorts.
I know, I know - too much, too soon, but here we are.
My bad.
- detritus0
I've turned into my Father. I mean, I have been for years anyway, but now musically too.
There's a 'web radio station' in an adjacent studio and they've got their door open whilst someone plays a set. It's generic hard-ish house music, the sort of stuff i used to get off my box and listen to nearly 20 years ago when I wasn't listening to techno, drum and bass or ..shudder.. trance.
Here now, I can pretty much only hear the bass and for the past hour or so it's been a repetitive, never ending Bum-tsch Bum-tsch Bum-tsch Bum-tsch Bum-tsch Bum-tsch Bum-tsch Bum-tsch Bum-tsch Bum-tsch Bum-tsch and honestly, it's fucking dull.
My father used to deride my music as 'washing machine music' whe I'd play it in my room or the car, or wherever - which, when you can't hear all the overlaying details and non-bass notes, is exactly what it is.
fucking. boring.
- docpoz2
More weed, less guns.
- More weed guns.detritus
- Coolest kid on the block!
http://www.xootr.com…pango - http://www.netanimat…docpoz
- Opps I posted on the wrong post...pango
- Bennn1
Anyone in here use a scooter?
- Many of my friends children have scooters but most grow out of them by age 10.monospaced
- Don't think it looks right seeing an adult on a scooter.microkorg
- Don't.garbage
- what about the electric ones around town now that you can rent for cheap?capn_ron
- not even an electric one. eskateboard or ebike yes but not a scooter.microkorg
- I'm gonna throw a hard no on eboards as well. That shit grosses me out.garbage
- get a boosted boardimbecile
- Despite the fact of being QBN bros, I would kick you off that thing when i see you driving by.grotesk_neue
- complete the look: https://is.gd/tiSRQO…kingsteven
- Thats what i thought, funny cuz those are practicle to go ftom A to B quickly, theyre small n convinientBennn
- But from what see on the web, its a little weird for an adultBennn
- They have Birds all over the west side of LA. Although a bit dorky, I use them a lot. It's easier than parking in town and I can leave it right on the sidewalkshellie
- https://www.bird.co I went to a lunch a 20 min walk away and drove. It took me 15 minutes to find parking. A bird would have been better in a rush.shellie
- i have them by my house too shellie. haven't ridden one yet, but i'm not opposed to it. even if the QBN Mob wants to kick my butt for it.capn_ron
- Coolest kid on the blockpango
- Insert no cat meme herenotype
- something weird happened here ^ my last message was not meant for this post.notype
- Electric one looks cool, id like to try emBennn
- Just get rollerblades if you want to be cool.monospaced
- Nope. roller blade ain't cool no more. Lolpango
- no way pango? Really? But scooters are, GOTCHAmonospaced
- scooters are worse!pango
- notype8
over the past day i ate an entire pie, all by myself.
sure packed it away. not my proudest moment.
but overall, it was a good day.- https://www.youtube.…notype
- bought loads of greens, fruits and veggies today... back to normal tomorrow.notype
- Dude! You're an adult! U can eat a whole pie any day you want!pango
- I'm jealous.grotesk_neue
- Bon appetitdocpoz
- pie is healthier than cake.hotroddy
- This is the kind of post the blog thread was intended for.yuekit
- Four n twenty?sab
- loads of water, fast for a few days!mugwart
- Why @mug, gut yes, but it’s okaynotype
- lol @pango, this is true.notype
- I didn't wait 20 years becoming an adult for nothing!
I just bought a box of froot loops! Fuck yeah!pango
- freedom0
How bored do you have to be to post reviews on Yelp?
- its more of a self importance thing. Most is people complaining that some average restaurant didn't worship them. horrible cliche writing alsofourth
- I've left reviews, but i usually praise a specific person for great attitude or service. I've known people who get cash for good yelp reviews at work.capn_ron