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- detritus0
ah shit.
i just noticed a pack of large skins at the back of my chaotic desk here, from my late night work session on Saturday.
I've had three clients in staring at my monitor at different points today, I wonder if they noticed them.
Moron
- Large pack of skins... wtf... are you a snake?pango
- It's FOR your snake...rabattski
- Ah, sorry - 'joint-sized rolling papers'detritus
- Hey, at least you work safely detritus.rabattski
- Sssssssafety firssssst!detritus
- condoms?oey
- joint-sized condomsMaaku
- snake-skin rolling condoms?Fax_Benson
- meh you were smoking at your desk, means you were there late, means your dedicated!mugwart
- potato skins? fuck man those things never go bad. eat em! now you have me hungry for potato skins. damn you!kona
- 'Skins' = condoms, stateside?
f'megalol, I wish.
I ain't no Laser Weinsten.detritus - hey detritus, don't get us started on the stupid ass words used for things on the other side of the pond :)monospaced
- 'do you have a spare skin in your ass?' is a cokney asking if you have any rizla at homeset
- @mono: I was amused by the mental image painted rather than the word usage, hence 'laser Weinstein'detritus
- Hahamonospaced
- your dick is joint size?oey
- i_monk-1
Just heard from my sister that our mom is officially old: she fell for one of those "your laptop is infected, give me your money" scams. It took 15 minutes to explain to her it was a scam. The worst part is she's known about these scams for years, because they've tried it before on my dad (who has never touched a computer in his life). $495.
- BusterBoy1
Heard a person call into the radio and their wife had fallen for a scam. His wife received a call purporting to be from the Australian Tax Office and saying they owed $4000 in back taxes. And the only way she could pay immediately was in iTunes vouchers.
So she went and bought $4000 worth of vouchers and after she must have called back and handed over all the codes, they the "ATO" told her they had arrested her husband and the only way he would be released would be for her to buy a further $3900 in iTunes vouchers and hand them over also.
So she did that as well.
I just can't comprehend how people can be so fucking stupid.
- OBBTKN1
My connection is down since 15h in yesterday... no line, i am thinking the rats have cut it off
- very soon they're gonna figure out how to cut the power and lock the doors.pango
- no doubt... my cats are not doing their work, time to fire them!OBBTKN
- watch your back man!pango
- you know you live in a shithole when you blame the rats firstmekk
- ..or, like, you know - the countryside?detritus
- lol @ mekkmonospaced
- haha mekk... i can assure you i don't live in a shithole, funny brat yo!! ;)OBBTKN
- router fiber conector was broken, endOBBTKN
- Hayzilla0
Fuck. My boss just asked me investigate GDPR and present to the company what its all about and what we need to do going forward. Because, you know, I know HTML. FFS.
I've just been looking at some stuff and am glazing over in pure ignorance. This is gonna be slow week :-(
- since19790
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today- Yep. Today can fuck off.Fax_Benson
- I'm with you! yesterday was as sucky. right now sucks.capn_ron
- The least productive day in years... a total hell, i'm with you mateOBBTKN
- https://www.youtube.…stoplying
- renderedred2
just did full blood scan. at my age hearing everything is ok is great news. </brag>
- freedom-2
Do people even pay attention to lyrics?
- since19790
Why are the employees at most Starbucks so freaking obnoxious? Are they trained to act obnoxious?
Few is the starbuck that is super chill.
- I rarely if ever find this to be the case. Wondering if it's your neighborhood / locale? I'm surrounded by Starbucks and for the most part they're run by kids.PonyBoy
- Obnoxious ones that like to make lame jokes and shit on the customers yeah. Ive been to some chill starbucks. Like 3 out of 25since1979
- in NYC all starbucks are employed by miserable people who make it absurdly clear how much they hate their job, and maybe you, in every thing they domonospaced
- eye contact is rare, and most orders are taken with a curt "whaddya want"?" as if you're ruining their day being in line, which you aremonospaced
- perhaps you two should move? :)PonyBoy
- lol, forgot to mention their coffee is absolute shit, and I wouldn't go there even if I got a free blowjob with each venti dripmonospaced
- Yep monoMrT
- detritus8
Travelled half an hour to come to a friend's gallery opening. Walked in, spent 45 seconds in there, come straight back out again.
I hate these things..really not.my crowd.
- https://i.imgur.com/…PonyBoy
- http://motoroffence.…OBBTKN
- Embrace the fuckery - booze up and pretend you're Brian Sewell.face_melter
- Controlled folly. Act. Pretend. Become as ridiculous as them. Entertain yourself.set
- no. it's my kind of crowd.since1979
- stoplying0
I'm about to order some firewood for the season from Elvis.
A neighbor got a cord delivered and that shit looked GOOOOOOD!- Same here man!kona
- how much is a cord in your neck go the woods?Gnash
- $350 for ash or maple here (canadian)Gnash
- let's try that again:
How much does a cord of wood cost in your neck of the woods?Gnash - (my dyslexia is getting worse!)Gnash
- miss open fires...mugwart
- I usually just cut down some trees in the backyard...pango
- My first business was doing firewood when I was18. It tough me that firewood sucks and to do something else.eryx
- Remember the golden rule with firewood, if your taking more then two steps your doing it wrong.eryx
- Fuck me Gnash that's expensive. It's $150 here for a cord of mixed hardwood delivered. It's extra for them to stack it.kona
- I know, and we have all the trees up here!Gnash
- Beeswax2
Turkey banned paypal last year.
If you're a US citizen you can't send your money to investment companies outside of the US.
Online payments sites Skrill or Neteller doesn't accept Americans or even if they do, they give very limited options to send money around.
It's like there's a wall around every country for their citizen's money.
Yet the assholes who pass these laws keep all their money in offshores, send anywhere or invest on whatever they want.They are all above the laws that diminish our freedom.
- zaq0
Kona, is that your cousin?
http://people.com/crime/sherri-p…
- autoflavour1
wading thru the shit that is first year marking..
winner from todays papers..
"I've never actually watched "Blade Runner", though I would say my project is heavily inspired by it"
- drgs1
Business idea: t-shirts made out of eyeglass cleaning tissue
- lolset
- I'll take oneFax_Benson
- ♫ sweat until you can't sweat no more ♫mekk
- https://www.fastcode…Gnash
- https://img1.etsysta…Gnash
- Just a band of it across the bottom would do.i_monk
- Or smudge resistance coating for the glass.pango
- linerimbecile
- Or laser eye surgeryset
- that would just make the smears more visibleFax_Benson
- Isn't cotton better than tissue for cleaning anyway? Sorry, I'm out.MrT
- Peace out bro thanks for checking inset
- autoflavour1
took all day, and most of the night.. but fuck it.. 3 different assignments for 54 students marked and commented on..
fuck that was exhausting..officially finished for the year academically speaking..
now to spend some time in the studio ..
- fuck yeah ... do recommend sleeping before that though!mugwart
- Hayzilla1
The internet has taken me down some dark rabbit holes over the years. Beheadings, rapes, murders, deaths etc.
But nothing will match the upset I felt watching BumFights on DVD all those years ago. That was fucking horrible LOL.
- All hail Rufussinjun
- just read this :( http://www.latimes.c…sinjun
- Meh, ever heard of Faces of Death on vhs?robotron3k
- faces of death was fake robotardGuyFawkes
- this explains everythingGuyFawkes
- you'll buy anythingGuyFawkes
- Haha robo. Dunno what that is but I'm not fishing for snuff films ya daft cunt.Hayzilla
- "ever heard of faces of death on vhs" - facepalmfadein11
- yeah bumfights was definitely a low water markautoflavour
- I remember that. Glad it went awaysince1979
- Some of fod was real man!since1979
- detritus0
Just walked back from the shop to see a guy in a van hoying a load of wood and plasterboard scrap in the car park of an adjacent building. I stop, look at him, see his reaction to my looking at him and shout at him, to hear a mumbled response in gipsy Irish. Don't have phone on me, so come back here quickly to get it and take a photo of guy and his license plate, and in the 2 minutes it took me to do that, he'd fucked off.
I'm really pissed off I didn't just come back without saying anything, so parasite cunt's gotten away with an illegal dump from some job he'll've gotten paid for.
Scum of the fucking Earth, those gipsy cunts.
Drives me nuts whenever middle class fuckwits start prattling on about how unfair their reputation is and how they must be misunderstood — clearly they've never met any in person.
Because it's my borough, I'll be paying a small percentage of whatever it costs to clean that shit up. Fucking gypsies.
- fuck you, yours sincerely.oey
- :)oey
- Nah.detritus
- I thought the scum of the Earth were the politicians.oey
- Or Billionaires.oey
- Or white hetero males.oey
- I know a guy from India, actually more, he could swear the scum of the earth are the English.oey
- But those are not my words. I do not think like that.oey
- Honestly.oey
- :)oey
- The English are scum too.
but anyone who dumps shit at their ass for other people to sort out and pay for, from any place, is a cunt.detritus - Indian thinks English are scums... anyone actually surprised by that? Given the history between the 2 nations...pango
- I'm not sure anyone really gives a shit.
Except people scoring points.detritus - That said, i'm fully awaiting China's long- overdue response to the Opium Wars.
That should be interesting.detritus - Oh ya the opium war...
shiet maybe that's why all the fentanyls here are smuggled from china...pango - We thought you where a gyp!CALLES
- ^^ I was reading once that the black death might have been their response to the opium wars. Fuck you heres a rat!mugwart
- Might be the other way around - the Black Death was a few hundred years before the Opium Wars! :)detritus
- I seem to recall reading that the Black Death was associated with the Mongol Hordes, although more in relation to their victims fleeing their onslaughtdetritus
- bainbridge0
Think Kevin Spacey will ever work again?
- hope notPonyBoy
- depends on the prison he goes tofadein11
- NOHayzilla
- Remember when Mel Gibson would never work again?i_monk
- he's rich enough to make his own movies if he wants.I'm sure he can retire comfortably if he wants also.since1979
- He can still play the autobiography book/movie cardmaquito
- Yes, of course.rabattski
- After Clinton got his cock sucked the world said nobody would ever see him again. Guess what.sureshot
- And Mel indeed i_monk....totally forgot about that. You see how that shit works.sureshot
- Mel went on a drunken racist rant... he didn't actively try and fuck children... little bit of a difference (I think Mel's a bit more forgivable)PonyBoy
- bizarre comparison, I nearly said the same pony but couldn't be arsed, if someone can't see the difference then clearly a waste of timefadein11
- Do you think they will have someone push Francis Underwood in front of a subway train?ghandolf
- So not like Gibson, like Polanski, got it.i_monk
- If Polanski still works, Spacey will, too.Continuity
- Polanski still gets standing ovations from the hollywood sectGnash
- Polanski will get arrested on site in the usasince1979