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- mg331
Holy damn... totally forgot about that scene in Splash where Darryl Hannah just launches right into eating a lobster, shell, claws, and all.
- Hayzilla0
I'm trying to find some jquery or something that will do a similar job to this... http://getcoleman.com/
Just need a slider to change the content of a div. I suppose a conventional slider could do it as I only have 3-4 different bits of content. But need a decent controller.
Googling is hard.
- section_0142
When I see a young guy who's barely into his 20's, and he's fully fucking tatted up, I can't help but wonder what the rush is. I mean, I was 26 before I even considered getting one (not that I'm setting the bar for tattoo timelines).
And I see these dudes with full sleeves, fucking neck tattoos (looks like you're working in a bar forever), and the rest of their lives ahead of them. What's the hurry bro? Space that shit out a little.
- binge cultureGnash
- live fast, die youngmonospaced
- 99% will totally regretfadein11
- but never admit that of coursefadein11
- a decade from now teens will resemble the Jetsons. Mark my words.sureshot
- I got my first one when i was 25. Ten years later i'm still working away at it, still love the first one!DaveO
- look at me generationsted
- side question is 34-35 to late to get one? Spent years thinking of what I want but worried with this dicks getting full tats at 11 I'll just be trying to copy!mugwart
- if you're alive, nothing is too lateimbecile
- @mug - depends if you are fat and hairy - they never look good on fat and hairy people imho. in fact they don't look good on anyone.fadein11
- nothing looks good on fat and hairy peopleset
- autoflavour0
its always the same..
I get booked to play a gig..
usually late notice..
know that the set is all loaded up and i just need to run thru it a few times, add any new tracks and tweek it a bit..
inevitably life fucking crashes that party and i go in feeling super unprepared.. i know its all there, but i just rehearsing is mostly spent fixing problems and tweeking
i know its just time management, but it just bugs me that i spend so much time making all this stuff so its ready to go at a minutes notice, but unless there is a gig i spend all my free time in the studio making new music.. not rehearsing old..
need more days in the week.
- #FWP i know.. but i got booked for this gig 2 weeks ago and I just spent the last 10 days renovating 2 rooms due to mold. the machines will keep playingautoflavour
- i just need to remember what parts go where and when..autoflavour
- instead, its 1:40am and at 7am we have the new carpet in one of the rooms we renovated being laid.. i sleep when im deadautoflavour
- OBBTKN1
30 degree C today... listened to Tour, and now i am going to work a bit on my comic project and roast, for my family, a chicken and pork ribs when sun is down...
- it was 20 C in Sydney today.. middle of winter.. thanks Global Warmingautoflavour
- Started raining a sea one hour after... no bbq :(OBBTKN
- since19792
Im completely in love. Nothing else matters anymore.
I will destroy my world to accommodate this crazy girl.
- :Dmonospaced
- ... And you know that she’s half-crazy but that’s why you want to be there...Gnash
- shellie5
I'm DJing on August 13th and it's the first live performance of any kind I've ever done as an adult. I'm nervous and also excited. What do you want to hear?
- in LA ? ill gopockets
- No, not LA. I hope to play LA this fall, though. Bedsty, Brooklyn on Sunday Aug 13. Its a day party in a nice back patio. catered soul food, too.shellie
- 2p-9pshellie
- I don't know know hat people play when DJ anymore... but I really want to hear "dance magic dance" for some reason. https://youtu.be/Zvy…pango
- I'm going to work that in for you pango. i think this crowd would love some vintage bowie nightmares on a Sunday afternoon, mixed with italian disco.shellie
- Sounds like a damn good time :)monospaced
- Super Shel "DA NUMBER ONE"
https://www.youtube.…utopian - Prodigy is always a bangersureshot
- lol yay~ :Dpango
- http://gif-finder.co…pango
- i was a dj for almost 30 years. a) don't be nervous, dj-ing is easy. b) play what you want to hear ;)renderedred
- and most important c) whatever you forgot to bring you don't need :) lighter and headphones are essential.renderedred
- Jeff Mills - The Bellsspunji
- Atari Teenage Riot. Pre-1999 implosion, not the pish they released recently.face_melter
- im realizing as i dig for more tracks at my age (34) there's a whole new crop of nostalfic songs for my age group that doesn't apply to older or younger DJs.shellie
- 34 and nostalgic :)renderedred
- just play the whole driftwood back catalog.section_014
- You can't go wrong looping Abba's 'Waterloo' for seven hours straight.detritus
- Under My Thumb - Rolling Stones
Touch Me I'm Sick - Mudhoney
Black Elvis - Kool Keithoey - Nah, play some real reggae music like Sara Lugo and Protoje, Really like you it will get people bumpingrobotron3k
- Altea & Donna, Upton top ranking: Half Pint, Greetings: job2do, Doo Doo Doo, Damien Marley, Medicationrobotron3k
- hey thanks for the suggestions robo im going to give this stuff a listen while i sip on some friday night whiskey.shellie
- Well, I'm deejaying tomorrow for the first time in 12 years and I'm gonna play those songs.oey
- Sara Lugo is my new fav right now, she's Puerto Rican German, like a reggae version of Amy Winehouse. Dubbing is a Must, killer track check it.robotron3k
- OBBTKN2
Sent a email to clients with my vacations shedule, and one of them said they are not going to send me more work until sep, it was ok, during july and august the things are very slow here, and especially on this company...
Received a message from the same client 5 minutes later, telling me now they've got a ton of work to be done by me before vacations.
Nice! I was not expecting this extra cash and it fits with my vacations
- maquito0
I remember there was a guy who performed mentalism and hypnosis called Tony Kamo. He became pretty popular in South America and was invited to various talk shows and even made presentations in theaters. Tony Kamo used to speak with a strong spanish (from spain) accent.
The thing is that I was in Spain like 10 years ago and I turn on the TV. Tony Kamo was making his thing, but this time speaking with a perfect rgentinian accent.
He turned out to be such a sham that even his accent was invented and modified depending on where he was.
@Miguex and @ernexbcn probably remember him.
- *argentinianmaquito
- *Argentinei_monk
- ˈärjəntīnGnash
- Maybe it was the power of his mind making you *think* his accent was different. Hmm?face_melter
- lol, face.Gnash
- scarabin1
what if the secret to eternal life was you had to eat a palmful of cat shit for every extra day of living. would you do it?
one palmful of cat shit a day and you live forever.
- does it has to be fresh?
can you reprocess it, dry and mash into powder?drgs - fresh obviouslyOBBTKN
- nopepango
- Can I feed my cat nothing but sweetcorn?MrT
- How long does the cat live for?detritus
- I suppose it can be any cat? This would make a brilliantly tragic superhero flickset
- what if its a kitten which poops less than a handful? do you save up the poop?drgs
- someone let the cat out. fuck.shellie
- That doesn't sound so bad, just sprinkle a little season saltfuturefood
- you can dry and put it into capsules but you'd have shit breath all the time. but you can eat mints and stuff.scarabin
- any catscarabin
- eating cat shit would be better than drinking cat pissmoldero
- ah, so THAT'S your secret!monospaced
- What if you already eat a palm full of bullshit every day.cannonball1978
- i would open a catshit restaurant chainsted
- Chicken catshit curryset
- lol'sweet cornBennn
- can I suck it out of the cat's hole as it's being expelled?Miguex
- lol!scarabin_net
- I'll never eat shit scarabin. never. I mean literally.oey
- toxoplasmosis, the key to imortalitythumb_screws
- Fuck cats, I didn't want to live forever anyway.garbage
- no.bklyndroobeki
- rather face my death.bklyndroobeki
- does it has to be fresh?
- shellie0
- Jumping up and stretching's the only way I've ever worked out how to undo it - certainly, I've always thought doing nothing would tear the fucker in twodetritus
- Heroin works for meGnash
- Charlie horse. Stand up and press your foot flat to the floor. I used to wake up screaming with them.i_monk
- the foot thing worked. but i had to lay I bed and flex my foot like i was standing.shellie
- Take your thumb and index finger, grab and firmly pinch your top lip for 60 seconds, it's gone. Like this http://bit.ly/2uhII7…robotron3k
- I used to live with a girl who never salted her food. She wouldn't even add it in when cooking. She wondered why she suffered from cramp constantly...set
- huh ... salt ... interestingmonospaced
- I get these when I stretch too hard. Like set said: low sodium is a cause. Especially if you exercise a lot. Gotta get that salt in.section_014
- i think* nighttime leg cramps are more neurological than chemical imbalance - if only because my diet's too high salt, if anything.detritus
- * as i, just like my opinion, man (every time I get them I sense that I was straining a leg muscle for whatever dumb biological dream reason)detritus
- as much as it hurts at that moment, straighten your leg, sit up and pull on your toes. your foot should be as close to 90deg upwards. it stops the cramp,renderedred
- in seconds. soccer players do it all the time. i learned that while playing ice hockey and had cramps a lot from too much practice. especially at night.renderedred
- also, our team doctor "prescribed" a banana a day for frequent cramps. that did help. i don't know what exactly works there...renderedred
- Seconding toes. Extend your leg and pull back on your tootsies.garbage
- set-1
haha, gotta love the internet.
I'm watching a tutorial on youtube and glance down at the small cam of the guy talking in the bottom corner. I notice his ridiculous hair and casually say to myself 'what the fuck is that a wig or what?'
Scroll down to comments....
Ah, the internet.
- dirtydesign10
Upskirt creeper was arrested.
Several complaints about him in the last couple of weeks. Told the DA I'd gladly point him out.Case closed.
- nice! get that creep away for a while.capn_ron
- sweet justicepinkfloyd
- good work :)Gnash
- best long term miniseries on qbnimbecile
- He is still below some skirts. Just peeking ^^^^HijoDMaite
- i wish i could still get off just by seeing panties. i can't even get hard these days unless there are tranny dominatrix midgets involvedscarabin
- https://www.youtube.…Gnash
- freedom0
I don't like when you apply for a job and they want to interview you, they ask you when you're available.
And if you're looking for a job, you're most likely really flexible.
But you don't want to seem like a loser so you pretend you are busy and can only meet for a few hours on random days,
- you tell them you can arrange the date that works best for them. maybe some time ceo or coworkers would be available to meet also.uan
- like if someone looking for a job doesn't have a life or other things to do and just sits around all the time...are you serious? LOL!oey
- ^ if you're in between jobs there's a lot of time from 9 and 5.freedom
- also true, i guess it depends what life one has.oey
- PonyBoy2
- August 2018?bklyndroobeki
- ha... no... next month... meant to say 'next month'PonyBoy
- pango2
Sink clogged since last night... poured an entire bottle of draino down and the water starts to shoot back up like a mother fucking whale!
Cleaning up fun!
Fuck. everything smells like bleach...I think draino burned my finger prints off... wear gloves. guise.
- you need a snake!PonyBoy
- ^BabySnakes
- a baby onemoldero
- used one. didn't do anything.
apparently the clog was further down the pipe. had to get a plummer to clear it.pango - dude brought a 10 meter snake....pango
- you're suppose to do a slow pour, did you dump it down the drain? shit glad you're OKbklyndroobeki
- Ya it was slow. Oh forgot to mention there was an hour gap between pour and whale.pango
- phhhhuuuuukkkkk!!!
kitchen sink, tub, or broom sink?bklyndroobeki - kitchen. plumber said it's the main line that was clogged.pango
- BusterBoy3
I admire people who 'have a go'. But I can't stand people that have an overt inflated opinion of their capabilities.
A guy I went to school with writes these LinkedIn 'articles' that are just pure and utter garbage. Just a series of uninformed opinion laced with quotes from famous people. And his uneducated Facebook followers lap it up like he's some sort of wordsmith...a budding Woodward or Bernstein. It's a mini Trump effect.
I don't have the heart to point out his ridiculousness...
- bklyndroobeki0
"Rent should be 25% of your take home."
- sounds about rightmonospaced
- or less.capn_ron
- or more!sarahfailin
- ha! not in LA.scarabin
- fuck yeah, its insane in London right nowmugwart
- most people i know are closer to 1/3monospaced
- ya try stick with 25% if you can.pango
- after taxes or before?monospaced
- you pay tax with rent? land lord deals with that.pango
- salary tax pangohotroddy
- oh. after.pango
- I pay 300 euros a month for a 2 storie apartment here in Holland. :)sureshot
- before tax, rent is like 18%, after tax, rent is closer to 32%; taxes and other things take away almost 40% of income :(monospaced
- gross income minus federal taxbklyndroobeki
- i've been living at a place for below 23% in vancouver. so very proud. or maybe i just make a lot of money. WOOOOWpango
- only if that was true....pango
- in NYC, renting is like throwing money away ... I need to get that house ASAP.monospaced
- Do it! And invite all of us for house warming!pango
- I'm at just under 20%imbecile
- Either you make bank or your place is shit.pango
- mono where are you thinking?
condo in the city or Westchester. Seriously considering White Plains, NY in 1 year.bklyndroobeki - I'm thinking a town in Long Island, no further than an hour out via train. It's about friends and family at this point.monospaced
- i_monk1
YouTube is convinced I want to see Indian film trailers and other Hindi content.
- someone hacked your acct.bklyndroobeki
- what happens when you watch 1 bollywood film soundtrack from beginning to endbklyndroobeki