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- OBBTKN12
- stewart0
/r/PhotoshopRequest/
- imbecile1
i'll never post a review, but fuck me if this thing doesn't work. this is just from working on the neighbor's front lawn for ~30 min after lunch.
https://grampasweeder.com/
- jagara3
Does right wing comedy, that is actually funny, exist?
- Dennis Miller was kinda funny.jagara
- Does comedy have wings?robthelad
- the LA comedy circuit are full of young kids having a piss at the california leftist lunacy.hotroddy
- But are they funny?jagara
- do you find this funny?
https://www.youtube.…hotroddy - Hmm... not really.jagara
- Apparently Dave Chappelle is right wing now, he's pretty funnyTOMMYxGUNN
- if it does, hotroddy hasn't got itFax_Benson
- Right wingers are comedy.monospaced
- ^ I'm agreeing with mono here. Right wing comedy is punching down more than punchlines. As a writer, it's unintentionally hilarious.garbage
- To be clear, I'm not talking about the extreme right here. The extreme of any direction tends to result in a comedy vacuum.jagara
- the answer is .... “NO!!”Ramanisky2
- right wingers lack empathy .. thats why they never manage to to be good comedians...neverscared
- its impossible to write a decent joke when u have a gusto for migrants drowning in the sea...neverscared
- and the other side of it is that they never get the timing right to deliever the joke... poor right wing losers...neverscared
- it's too easy. the jokes write themselves. that's why old formally 'left' comedians are going right (chapelle, gervais, maher)hotroddy
- Going to watch Dale Quinn tonight, I don’t think he’s right wing, also don’t know how funny he is but I’ll report back later_niko
- Ok just got back from Quinn Dale, dudes funny a hell, reminds me or Russell Peters 30 years ago when he was raw and funny. Also Not right wing just funny_niko
- Albanian Chick that opened for him Alexandra something from the Bronx was right wing and cringey as fuck. Would not bang 1/10_niko
- Gervais isn’t right wing, and neither is chapelle. I think you’re confused.monospaced
- Poking fun at woke nonsense isn’t right wing. Omg are you really reaching with that? Wow. How naive.monospaced
- right wing comedy movie directors...nope ... go figure....neverscared
- i mean what a desaster...trump couldnt fiind any groovy creative singing at his inauguration because no creative wants to be close to right wing anti empathy..neverscared
- laughing at murdering babies is more than anti-wokehotroddy
- Nobody laughs at that, though. And that isn’t funny you silly confused commie leechmonospaced
- Gervais is right wing in that he's an old man that can't come to terms with LGBT issues, and uses his platform to whine about them.garbage
- Same goes for Chappelle. They're the in the "Oh, you were funny when I was a kid" folder.garbage
- you're right. it's not funny. it's evil.hotroddy
- Jesus christ. This notes chat alone is hilarious.TOMMYxGUNN
- https://media.tenor.…Gnash
- Krassy5
where are drgs, Bennn and Scarabin?
- drgs and Scarabin left the building back in Autumn. Benn is here, under a new name.Nairn
- qbn is just for us (aged) saddoes these dayshans_glib
- they were all interesting contributorsKrassy
- Well, the homeless population in my area has been greatly reduced. Benn can't be too farfuturefood
- drgs is sucking off ladyboys in Thailand is what I've heard.NBQ00
- Bennnn is hiding behind HAL9001imbecile
- Bennn is still removing the snow from his Yaris :)OBBTKN
- Where is graficiangrafician
- QBNCON was last week. My guess is they are laying low after what happened.misterhow
- Iam here, hello Krassy :DHAL9001
- According to Reddit...Uncle Bennn was eaten whole by tiger.utopian
- Bennn got lost innnn annnnn innnnnnfinnnnnnnity of nnnnnnnnsNairn
- :-PHAL9001
- @HAL9001 oh hi Bennn! :DKrassy
- Gardener9
- Balance is restored.palimpsest
- this is the wayhans_glib
- Yes!OBBTKN
- mind blown ;)monospaced
- Life Finds a Wayutopian
- Gardener2
In other Carnoustie related news, Taylor Swift's best friend Sabrina Carpenter is apparently dating actor Barry Keoghan (Dunkirk, Saltburn etc) who lives just a few miles up the road from me in Broughty Ferry! Incredible really, especially if Taylor goes shopping on the high street as I was there only yesterday, mind blowing!
- Small world. What’s mind blowing though? Someone’s friend dating someone else. Mind blown. /)monospaced
- You a Hello magazine subscriber, Gardener?mort_
- Near airports there?OBBTKN
- I don’t understand Taylor Swift’s phenomenon.maquito
- Chances are I MAY see TS whilst digging in the 'Ferry, it's a small place = mind blowing possiblyGardener
- I hope you become her spirit guide in the romantic comedy where she falls in love with a local brickie and ditches the superstar life.PhanLo
- nahhh people with that kind of money uses private shopping service.pango
- My friend lived over by her in tribeca. We saw her once coming out. Had cocktails on her stoop during the pandanb
- during the panda?pango
- Pandemic. It was a thing that happened a few years agonb
- Panda - that's brilliant. Gonna use that now :)mort_
- Did Sabrina Carpenter play a dwarf in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies?utopian
- maquito25
I’m the drummer of a punk rock band we formed with my 3 best friends (all musicians, a couple of them quite successful locally). It was during the pandemic. We managed to record 3 EPs and perform live about 25 times since then.
I just came back from playing at a club (Clash City), a kind of Uruguayan CBGB. It's 3:53am. I am 42 years old. I don't think this was a very good idea.
Los Chatos, btw, is the band’s name.
- Punk’s not dead, it’s just a middle aged man nownb
- You’re not doing enough drugs.mort_
- Awesome @ live shows; i've gone with a local bussy and legemndary drummer and arrived home at 2-3 A.M. & needed to drink a beer to "wind down".
YOLO @maquito!ideaist - bussy = buddy!!!ideaist
- legemndary = legendary!ideaist
- This was a GREAT idea! Living it up!Krassy
- Definitely a great idea. Rock on maqui!sea_sea
- Man, who the eff would't want to be playing the CBGB of Montevideo? Don't smoke, don't drink, what do you do - keep the band alive!canoe
- HAL90015
Yesterday i took a pill for my seasonal allergies, just before bed. I didn't know it was pills giving drowsiness... Active for 24h. Iam so freaking tired and have no patience today, my Sunday is wasted, I can't do anything.
- My wife is sufering allergies these last few years. She never had allergies and now she gets really bad breakouts, and the pills are terrible...OBBTKN
- I've always suffered from allergies, so I know what she is going through and the truth is, it is not pleasant at all...OBBTKN
- Especially since she loses countless days with the damned pills...OBBTKN
- Take care man!OBBTKN
- Thanks OBBHAL9001
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- ya had those pills before as well.
never againpango - Tried Allereze?microkorg
- Gardener4
- Not all shite but a lot of 80's pop, easy listening, crap 90's indieGardener
- I did find a few nice things in a totally separate box from these, it was 78's but there were a few beautiful postcard singles - will post in RVF threadGardener
- What the hell is easy listening?futurefood
- HAYZ1LLLA5
Reorganising and moving palettes for Photoshop, Illustrator and Indesign twice a day must add up to about about 200hrs a year of wasted time. Fucking hate it. (Yes I save workspaces. Does not work)
- Don't close programs and don't turn off the computer... You now have 200 more hours a year ;)OBBTKN
- a trick for that, if you can remember to hit TAB to hide pallets, before you walk away from your computer, when u come back, hit TAB, pallets are in same place.dopepope
- problem now becomes remembering to hit TABdopepope
- This was me until last year, when I realized hitting window > workspace > reset [workspace name] does the trick. Have you tried that?letterhead
- ^+1futurefood
- You lovely man letterhead. Seems to be the solution. I owe you 200+ hours of my salary. Thats £12.HAYZ1LLLA
- bainbridge3
Finally realizing how many mistakes I made in my 20s
- wait until you get to your 60's and you won't care as muchGardener
- It's not bad if you can still remember what you did in your 20s.OBBTKN
- if you're still alive you haven't made big enough mistake.pango
- Lol @OBB, samemaquito
- @pango i guess it depends in age in relation to the number of stents you got.maquito
- Akagiyama10
- It's already getting pretty hot here, so make sure to come prepared: hat, sunscreen and polarized glassed. Don't buy drugs off the street. HAVE FUN!dasohr
- Lol, Cheers! Pedialyte, magnesium, advil. Enjoy!!maquito
- I love that "Don't buy drugs off the street. HAVE FUN!" is a quote that nobody bats an eye at around these parts.garbage
- HBD welcome to 50!YakuZoku
- Thanks!
What is I buy Pedialyte off the streets?Akagiyama - Sunscreen and Electrolytes are your new drugs of choice.capn_ron
- That doesn't sound fun :(Akagiyama
- highly recommend Astroglyde... Once the drugs kick in, you don't want to ruin a great trip with anal pain... Enjoy the ride.hydro74
- *takes notesAkagiyama
- Ianbolton1
I've just been given a decent pressure washer by one of our clients. Do i even need one?
- they're great but i just share one with my dad and brother, only need it a couple times a year.kingsteven
- good for cleaning dirty paving slabsGardener
- I just grabbed one to clean the portch and back patio. uses less water than just a hose and nozzle.capn_ron
- Yeah I need one. So many stone pavers on my property that grow moss each year.monospaced
- Good for shoes after walking the dogs in winter. I have one on hand for 6 months a year as I have kids.slappy
- i love my pressure washer. grass & weeds from street and drivevway gone. siding washed, cars cleaned.imbecile
- excited to try it this weekend. Feel almost like an adultIanbolton
- Gardener6
A fresh Garden mix is served on Friday morning from 10am GMT at https://www.mixcloud.com/Gardene…
- microkorg-2
There you are!
Still smoking, huh?
I thought you said you were going to quit?!
Balboni sent me....Anyone else loving Jonny Hamcheck?
- imbecile1
i don't believe in ghosts or anything like that, but i just heard a loud crash and wodered what my dog could have broken. i walk out of the office as she walks downstairs and we both see the utility room door has simply fallen off the track, directly into the basement well window, breaking both panes of glass. good morning to you, too.
- *wonderedimbecile
- yup. there are no other explanations then it must be ghost. or maybe god's mad at you.pango
- “I don’t believe in ghosts. Oh hey guys saw something that was a ghost”nb
- it wasn't a ghost, an old door fell out of an old track. this type of event is why people believe in ghostsimbecile
- what was the ghost's beef with your door though?Nairn
- If i was a ghost, i’d be smashing panes of glassfuturefood
- We are all ghostsnb
- you're a GHOST!pango
- I don't believe in ghosts but I had a scary happening years ago in an old hotel in Lucca, Italy.microkorg
- Uggh Fucking ThursdaysRamanisky2
- Good old Entropy, that scallywag.Centigrade
- I had not considered the ghost as the one damaging the door... https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
- Go on?
Also, Lucca's lovely! I was there over the new year.Nairn - What the hell? Your door was made of bread?futurefood
- a lot of interior doors in the us are hollow core for weight / cost. this is a folding utility door from probably 1984 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯imbecile
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- Ghost dad fell through the front doornb
- bro you got ghostedstoplying
- I have a light in my utility room with a motion sensor, and every once in a while, late at night it eerily activates. Bright enough to shine into the kitchen.garbage
- It was driving me fucking bananas, was pretty sure I needed to re-evaluate my belief in souls. It goes off again one night..garbage
- ..and I saw a ghost. 8 eyes, and 8 legs crawling on the sensor.garbage
- so it was a ghost door.sted
- SimonFFM3
- Is she your next shoot? She seems to be on the freaky side of life.futurefood
- you were in Portugal?oey_oey
- in Caldas da Rainha?!oey_oey
- why?!oey_oey
- on my way back from NazaréSimonFFM
- No other reason these are being sold other than a steady market for chocolate frosted dicks. Super interestingletterhead
- LOL @ pre-cream on the endrobthelad
- Saltymonospaced
- You are what you eatcrazyprick
- mg331
Have any of you worked at brand new startups and been offered equity income? Was the $ you were making in terms of hourly or fixed fee payments equivalent to a salary you'd want, or less because of the equity portion? Any watch-outs in this situation?
- Tons of watch outsnb
- There are ways that you can lose out on the equity. The safe bet is to think of it as a lucky windfall if it all works out. Don’t count on itnb
- I know people who’ve gotten somewhat rich from joining the right startup, but it was always luck. It can happen. It’s not entirely rare.nb
- But I know people who’ve been staying at the same terrible job for many years hoping to cash in if the owners sell. Ruined their career, in a waynb
- And I’ve read about people getting screwed (legally) out of their equity when the startup IPOed or got acquired.nb
- Thanks. I’m not banking on this opportunity working out, but something came up out of nowhere today.mg33
- I wouldn’t do anything without a lawyer being involved on my side.mg33
- LWYR UPHAYZ1LLLA