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  • scarabin1

    what if the secret to eternal life was you had to eat a palmful of cat shit for every extra day of living. would you do it?

    one palmful of cat shit a day and you live forever.

    • does it has to be fresh?
      can you reprocess it, dry and mash into powder?
      drgs
    • fresh obviouslyOBBTKN
    • nopepango
    • Can I feed my cat nothing but sweetcorn?MrT
    • How long does the cat live for?detritus
    • I suppose it can be any cat? This would make a brilliantly tragic superhero flickset
    • what if its a kitten which poops less than a handful? do you save up the poop?drgs
    • someone let the cat out. fuck.shellie
    • That doesn't sound so bad, just sprinkle a little season saltfuturefood
    • you can dry and put it into capsules but you'd have shit breath all the time. but you can eat mints and stuff.scarabin
    • any catscarabin
    • eating cat shit would be better than drinking cat pissmoldero
    • ah, so THAT'S your secret!monospaced
    • What if you already eat a palm full of bullshit every day.cannonball1978
    • i would open a catshit restaurant chainsted
    • Chicken catshit curryset
    • lol'sweet cornBennn
    • can I suck it out of the cat's hole as it's being expelled?Miguex
    • lol!scarabin_net
    • I'll never eat shit scarabin. never. I mean literally.oey
    • toxoplasmosis, the key to imortalitythumb_screws
    • Fuck cats, I didn't want to live forever anyway.garbage
    • no.bklyndroobeki
    • rather face my death.bklyndroobeki

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