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  • utopian5

    Why has Pope Francis, Patriarch Kirill of Moscow, Secretary of State John Kerry, President Obama, President Vladimir Putin and hundreds of other world leaders around the world all of sudden start visiting Antarctica in the last year?

    • Aliens. Or maybe they are visiting the lost Nazi colony.qoob
    • the 0.1% can afford a nice vacation from climate warming?uan
    • Yep. They've all visited in the last few months. Buzz Aldrin had to be airlifted out if thereset
    • Definitely something going on.set
    • Sources? I've ignired the Antarctica bants, but if there's anything to the speculation beyond mere fantasy, please share.detritus
    • They are visiting the edge of the Flat Earthyuekit
    • scouting for their new beachfront summer homesmoldero
    • what yuekit saidmonospaced
    • The doomsday machinesince1979
    • B/c water will be our next issue...whatthefunk
    • Ark of Gabriel2002
    • because it's warm and nice there now?scarabin
    • this is so weird,
      we were discussing this, I guess they're getting ready
      GeorgesII
    • not a secret. no one officially owns it, they wanna slice it up and establish shipping lanes etc. the last big land grabBrokenHD
    • I'd just like a citation that any of those people actually went down there. Closest I can find is Obama going to Alaska last year.detritus
    • and alaska isn't close at allmonospaced
    • ;)monospaced
    • They found Agartha?sea_sea
    • Kirill - http://www.telegraph…set
    • Kerry - http://mobile.nytime…set
    • Etcset
    • Buzz aldrin alsoApeRobot
    • Buzz Aldrin
      https://gizadeathsta…
      utopian
    • https://www.washingt…utopian
    • It is interesting. Although if there is something, like ruins of an ancient civilization, then that's going to fuck with man-made climate change theory.IRNlun6
    • if it was a secret people wouldn't be allowed to fricking tweet about it. why is irst explanation people jump to the most ridiculous?scarabin
    • Easier to get to than the moon and more hospitable so a great place to escape other asshole humans without leaving terra firma.microkorg
    • ... or probably just scoping a new source of oil.microkorg
    • probably just want to be proven of climate change? I'd go too if I could afford it.mekk
    • obviously: http://www.redorbit.…_niko
  • GeorgesII3

    I'm going to cheat today,
    I just downloaded Muse CC2k17,
    I'm tired and tired of having to code everything

    but on another note,
    check this fuckn shieeeeet!!

    http://jasonette.com/

    • is it cheating? carpenters don't cheat when they use power toolsGnash
    • I like Muse, but I'm also not a web designer. It's like InDesign for websites.monospaced
    • it allowed me to make a really nice looking wedding website for myself though, with parralax scrolling stuff and a mobile versionmonospaced
    • is it that nice? never used itGeorgesII
    • I really don't have any other way to build a functioning site so I'm heavily biased, but if you're comfy with InDesign it's definitely nice.monospaced
    • I know absolutely no real coding whatsoever. None. But my sites are still awesome. Was able to make some super nice pixel accurate motion and everything.monospaced
  • bklyndroobeki3

    woke up to coffee. pancakes, 100% maple syrup, uncured bacon. so simple/basic but so good.

    now watching Barry- don't waste your time. they did get 80's NYC down though.

  • microkorg1

    I now enjoy my whisky with a mug of hot water these days.

    Sip the whisky and swirl it around mouth, down it then take a swig of the hot water as a chaser and swirl that around too. Opens your taste buds and really enhances the flavour of the whisky and aroma.

    • Whisky with water.... not so sure about that...
      but I will try.
      pango
    • pango what is on the rocks?
      still hot water is weird :)
      sted
    • i'll have to try thatscarabin
    • hot water effectively evaporates the aromas so it definitely works :)sted
    • Right now I'm drinking wild turkey neat. With beef jerky. Don't usually like ice cuz it dilutes it.pango
    • http://www.menshealt…imbecile
    • I dont like mixing whisky with water as it changes the taste. I use the hot water as a chaser to enhance the after-taste.microkorg
    • Had Japanese whiskey this weekend so goodbklyndroobeki
  • shellie13

    Just found a portfolio full of my late father's typography, illustration, typesetting and circuit board work done by hand. Will take pictures and post soon. it's so dope!

    • My mom just gave me a set of drafting pencils that have to be as old as I am.shellie
    • And the zipper to his portfolio busted the moment I opened it.shellie
    • One circuit board he did for gateway computers has a love message designed into it for my mother.shellie
    • this is so cool_niko
    • Wow. I would love to see that. So stoked for you.monospaced
    • Coold_gitale
    • definitely going to have to pimp out my home office with some of this stuff framed. best xmas gift from the vault.shellie
    • :)Gnash
    • <3sea_sea
    • < ❤ >utopian
    • Definitely dig circuit boards, can't waitfuturefood
    • Great!Hayoth
    • My mom is a tremendous painter and refuses to do it.Hayoth
    • my mom and dad were both into calligraphy. I wish I had sweet hands like them. My mom doesn't do it anymore ever. -__-shellie
    • idk why a lot of naturally talented parents hang it up when they have kids. :( It doesn't have to be one or the other.shellie
    • ♡ ♡ ♡since1979
  • sea_sea6

    Work Xmas party after hours and it's only 9pm. Damn straight. Where's the drunk thread cause I'm at the i luv u guys part of the night. <3

    • can't remember if you're a chick or not but ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡_niko
    • can confirm, sea_sea's a chick ;)scarabin
    • Love u scar. Can confirm.. <3 u_nikosea_sea
    • how's your head?imbecile
    • it's monday now, all good. lolsea_sea
  • OBBTKN0

    Ironically, "Allahu akbar!!" Sounds like "Ala, al bar!" (Come on, to the bar!) in Spanish, lol

  • utopian3

    Narcissistic Personality Disorder

    1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

    2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.

    3. Believe that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with other special or high-status people (or institutions)

    4. Requires excessive admiration

    5. Has a sense of entitlement

    6. Is interpersonally exploitative

    7. Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

    8. Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her.

    9. Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes.”

  • shellie2

    My sister works at a store that was robbed on Friday night after closing. They didn't wear any masks and we're caught on camera. I don't think it will take long for the cops to solve this one. It's 2016, don't people realize there are cameras just about everywhere now? I'm no professional theif but i'd definately cover the license plate and wear a mask before entering the parking lot if i was. What kind of sloppy operation were they running. When things like that don't make sense to me, i automatically assume drugs were involved.

    • fuck thieves,
      I'm happy your sis is alright,
      fuck thieves,
      GeorgesII
    • The theives must have steaked out the place. It happened maybe 20 mins after everyone left. But desperate people scare me for sure.shellie
    • Speaking of, i read this guy got caught trying to return stolen shoes this weekend in LA. They found out he stole $30,000 of stolen goods. Lordy!shellie
  • HAYZ1LLLA0

    Can anyone name a single American actor that is in Game of Trones? It dawned on my wife and I last night that there aren't any!

    • Its refreshing. Many American actors sound plain silly putting on european sounding accents. Its rarely believable.shellie
    • But they aren't in Europe. It's make believe places innit. They can sound how they like. Dinklage has Canadian accent no?HAYZ1LLLA
    • The dwarf.detritus
    • Tyrian, Cerse, Jamie Lannister, the hound. That's all I can think of... Not many for sureset
    • Just checked and I got that totally wrong. Only one is Tyrian... Thought Jamie definitely was as the English accent sounds off, but he's Danish..set
    • Oh my bad. Thought Dinklage was Canadian. That's it then. Just him.HAYZ1LLLA
    • English actors give it the authentic medieval feel. I have to say though that Dinklage is one of the best actors in it.set
    • While reading the books, I always got the sense that the lands it took place in were based on England, specifically.monospaced
    • Cheaper actors! Filming started in Ireland I believe for the most part, then Spain and Iceland. Made senses!mugwart
    • "Britain, specifically".detritus
    • Yes, I noticed after I'd posted that I said English like an idiot..set
    • I just followed what set said because I won't pretend to know any better, but thanks for calling me out mr. literalmonospaced
  • scarabin0
  • bklyndroobeki0

    Do I have to have seen all of star wars to see rogue?

    • Shielding self from tomatoes* I haven't seen any yetbklyndroobeki
    • no. but it makes sense to watch the prequels.sted
    • Damnit!bklyndroobeki
    • He should watch A New Hope right?monospaced
    • tomatoes' too soft. potatoes better.pango
    • Maybe I'll try n catch up over the break. So much to watch. & they aren't on Netflixbklyndroobeki
    • Skip first 3 episodes (they don't exist). Starts from rogue one and New hope. Empire strikes back. Return of the jedi.pango
    • Definitely do not watch the prequels - Eps I-III... you will never get those hours back.fadein11
    • What pango said. Just watch Rogue and then A New Hope, etc etc. Rogue is the prequel to A New Hope. ;)sea_sea
    • Thanks everyone!bklyndroobeki
    • Why the interest now? If the previous 7 films haven't interested you, I'd say go watch something else!HAYZ1LLLA
  • pinkfloyd-1

    Jealousy just seems to bring out the worst in people and even animals. I struggle with it myself, but it just pushes people to become ruthless.

    • i recently had to carve a guy completely out of my life for this reason. his fragile ego made it impossible to be around and he'd doscarabin
    • all kinds of passive aggressive shit friends shouldn't do to each otherscarabin
    • i'm stuck with a coworker like thispinkfloyd
  • MrT2

    The Show some recent work thread is just ace.

  • pinkfloyd4

    I can't believe i'm still getting tons of spam from 10 years ago.

  • sted2

    21st century townsman wood chopping = slicing cardboard boxes so they fit into the recycling bin.

    • THANKS AMAZON for shipping a couple screws in a box the size of a small carscarabin
    • ^ No shit! Just had that x2 today. Small serving board in something I thought was for a coffee table and an iPad cover in a box fit for 32" TV.ETM
    • Plus the 2 guitar picks mailed in an letter-sized bubble envelope.ETM
    • That's where they make thier money, same with most all internet vendorsterry_cloth
    • TIL amazon is actually in the business of selling cardboardscarabin
  • pinkfloyd-1

    I have a 2 week vacation starting this Wednesday. Should I:

    A) Work on a painting, which is a bit like work
    B) Just chill and watch amazon prime movies
    C) Do some personal exploration
    D) Read and study about life and people
    E) Go ham at the gym

    • all of the above in 1 hour intervals each...whatthefunk
    • Add me back on FB you fuck! :)pango
    • you're a loose canon on social media!pinkfloyd
    • lolsted
    • also got tired of the constant justin bieber likespinkfloyd
    • Bieber is a Canadian national treasure man!! The messiah of the next generation!pango
    • F) Shave armscbass99
  • sarahfailin2

    The Cancun airport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    • last time I was Cancun there was a bunch of Jersey Shore looking mother fuckers as far as the eye can see.moldero
    • I was there last year ... there's nothing wrong with it at all! In fact, its bathrooms were infinitely cleaner than ANY I've seen in a US airport, ever.monospaced
    • Even renting a car was easier and more pleasant than in NYC. The people living in Cancun had a better grasp of English too.monospaced
    • Waited in a 3 hour line there once consisting of what felt like 10 billion people all touching the entirety of their bodies to everyone else. Pure hell.mg33
    • Line for what? They board by zones like anywhere else and it's pretty much all American tourists anyway.monospaced
    • Never been. I don't go to hot places. I'll melt.pango
  • set1

    I haven't seen Yurimon post once since the election

    • He jizzed himself to death.i_monk
    • How long does it take for him to hitch hick to Canada?pango
    • awww you miss him? no worries, his absence has nothing to do with the election :)sted
    • Eh?set
    • has another usernameutopian
    • ^ username(s)*fadein11
    • shhh don't jinx it!scarabin
    • ya man... never again.... not for the second time.pango
    • Blame Canada. It's not even a real country anyway.DRIFTMONKEY
    • we have omg = yuri2.0moldero
    • yes, you have ;)monospaced
    • I think yuri is omg, but i'm not gonna get into that shit again ;)moldero
    • Omg is alright. If he keeps political stuff in political thread.pango
    • tru datmoldero
    • Haha. ThAts exactly what they said about yuri. Word for word.monospaced
    • Coincidence? I think not!
      http://i.makeagif.co…
      pango
    • green usernames popping up left and right = Yurimonchukkaphob
  • pinkfloyd0

    Disclaimer: The following post will sound very shallow, but I need advice in dealing with this.

    Do you guys find yourself being meaner to less attractive women? Would you feel repelled if she was a coworker and she kept flirting with you but you're stuck working with her? I'm feeling a bit drained by this.

    Again: DISCLAIMER: The following post will sound very shallow, but I need advice in dealing with this.

    • pinkfloyd they want the same thing as the attractive ones, it's always good if you're honest.sted
    • like: i love what you do because it makes me feel special but I'm attracted to chicks with big round bottomsted
    • it just feels like a lot of negative energy, ughhhpinkfloyd
    • never ever in your fucking life say to a woman @ your workplace that you don't find her attractive.sted
    • I haven't but I just don't want to have to interact with her. Finding out she likes me just makes me feel repelled.pinkfloyd
    • oh that's an other story, learn more her, it can't be nothing wrong with that. and be honest about this. maybe you can learn some aspects of her personalitysted
    • you never imagined.sted
    • would it be any more awkward if you just gave her the little pinkfloyd and then called it a day?capn_ron
    • ain't little on my side yo. Wearing tight dresses and push up bras around me just has an opposite effect on mepinkfloyd
    • It's like the more she tries, the more I feel repelled. I really feel bad about thispinkfloyd
    • To be fair, she's an easy going good personpinkfloyd
    • maybe you can just be happy she's interested and just be nice to her without crossing lines. she should get the idea eventually.capn_ron
    • oh geez, get drunk and have fun with her, that's what this is all about not the stuff she's wearing :Dsted
    • pinkfloyd one of my best relationships was because of a workplace chick who went bad to get my attention :)sted
    • Pics or it didn't happen sted!capn_ron
    • fake wedding band. or say you have a gf if it comes up. otherwise just friendzone her. chicks do that shit all the timescarabin
    • are you posting this just so you can say some chick at work is into you again? it doesn't seem like you really want advice, that's allmonospaced
    • mono, this is QBN, we give advice if they are asking or not. now what would you advise?capn_ron
    • after:before
      http://i.imgur.com/P…
      sted
    • tell her you're gayPonyBoy
    • Yeah, tried to make it clear by saying I don't date coworkers. She would retaliate with a push up bra and fake eye crease stickers.pinkfloyd
    • fuck mepinkfloyd
    • Mono, if I wanted to show off, I would be talking about other matters.pinkfloyd
    • You fucktardpinkfloyd
    • sted FTW!capn_ron
    • Be nice, be pleasant, just don't flirt.Hayoth
    • yeah, I really don't want to hurt her feelingspinkfloyd
    • Tell her you're gay.
      Lol
      pango
    • Why do you get bothered if she wears push-up bra or tight dress? Maybe that's just how she likes to wear.pango
    • you might inspire her to put more effort in yourself, which you can't do anything about. Just ignore it.shellie
    • sometimes frindzone is hard to get across to people, but they'll get it in time. If she's a pleasant person otherwise...shellie
    • then take every opportunity to tell her you're interested in other people. "What did I do this weekend? A few dates."shellie
    • if she invites you to lunch, go with her. But treat her like you would a bro. Talk about other girls and other things. She'll get it.shellie
    • good advice shellie.pinkfloyd
    • also, delayed lol @ wearing a fake wedding ringpinkfloyd
    • fucktard? you don't want advice ... you already gave it to yourself: don't be rude to her just because she's not attractive to you.monospaced
    • There's no advice that can be given to you if your problem is how you struggle to not be mean to someone based on their looks. Sorry.monospaced
    • I guess the advice is to not be so shallow. Not sure that's something someone can just decide to do though right?monospaced
    • Now all I want to know is what you would talk about if you were trying to show off. Please.monospaced
    • you forgot to read my disclaimerpinkfloyd
    • I really miss the qbn ignore functionpinkfloyd
    • I'm not the type to kiss and tell. If I was trying to show off about women, I would be talking about women I sleep with. Not a silly work related crush.pinkfloyd
    • Mono, you always gave me a bad vibe and you really live up to it.pinkfloyd
    • You're like the annoying kid in class always trying to correct everyone. What's your insecurity?pinkfloyd
    • Oh yeah, that's right, you're a failed sociology major who needs to prove a point because of his lacking in the creative field who has no real business being inpinkfloyd
    • Go dissect the anatomy of the letter Tpinkfloyd
    • just say, you're cool and everything but,
      'Ooh, I need a dirty woman
      Ooh, I need a dirty girl'
      _niko
    • lolpinkfloyd
    • And so it begins! The battle of New Yorkers!
      http://img.michaelja…
      pango
    • Ya dude think of it as that's just her. And has nothing to do with you. Treat her professionally like any other coworker.pango
    • jealousy is very ugly with a stinky dad bod beta male with fat mono cheeks. Notice he's the only one who can't give an advicepinkfloyd
    • Well clearly you have no idea who I am then because I am not fat and I am a very successful creative and I'm not in any way jealous of you.monospaced
    • Not sure where you get the creepy vibe from me when you're the one posting about an inability to be nice to someone who isn't attractive.monospaced
    • I'm also in no way trying to be right. Not here or elsewhere. My advice is the same you gave yourself twice in the disclaimer. Don't be a shallow asshole.monospaced
    • And stop fixating on me. I did nothing but ask a question. You have what you consider a serious issue here and are attacking me for no reason at all.monospaced
    • Feeling drained by this? That's what's creepy. Creepier than your failed attempt to figure out who I am.monospaced
    • Weird... New Yorkers don't seem to get Along. Mono, pinky, yurimon.pango
    • So good luck trying hard to not be mean to someone who isn't good looking enough for you. Maybe you'll find the advice to help you get through the ordeal.monospaced
    • I don't even know what his beef is with me. It's not like I've ever done anything to pink to deserve his hatred.monospaced
    • He probably assumes I'm the one downvoting him. I'm not.monospaced
    • tldr;pinkfloyd
    • once a cheater, always a cheaterpinkfloyd
    • you even cheat on the internet with getting your facts all wrongpinkfloyd
    • or weed damagepinkfloyd
    • cheat?monospaced
    • ......fuck tard againpinkfloyd
    • what are you talking about?monospaced
    • I'm not a cheater in any sense of the word, if that's what you're saying.monospaced
    • You have horrible memorypinkfloyd
    • As usualpinkfloyd
    • refresh my memory thenmonospaced
    • ok cheaterpinkfloyd
    • you must have me confused with someone elsemonospaced
    • nopinkfloyd
    • lol, show me what I supposedly forgot then, enlighten memonospaced
    • nopinkfloyd
    • Please do, this sounds hilarious. And by the way mono, you are fat, you have a double chin kiddo, no use in denying itterry_cloth
    • And pinkfloyd, flirt back, it's harmless, but when she tries to take you to lunch etc. remind her of your conviction to not date co-workersterry_cloth
    • You can reciprocate mild flirting without leading her on too badly. Don't go hurting her feelings by outright rejecting her though, she is playing a game tryingterry_cloth
    • To use you to bolster her self confidence, let her have that, it doesn't have to go anywhere and you don't have to make her feel like shit over itterry_cloth
    • In other words, sex isn't everything to women, sometimes they just want someone to reaffirm thier worth and have no intention of seducing youterry_cloth
    • uhhhhh terry's talking....pango
    • Do you have anything to add pango, I'm sure you know all about women from frequenting the hairdresser's and whatnotterry_cloth
    • mono mentioned cheating with an ex before. he always denies stuff, and the qbn search function sucks so bad hahapinkfloyd
    • i don't like it when she leans in, bends over on a tight dress, arches her back with a push up bra, i'm sounding gay and all but it's really repulsivepinkfloyd
    • i was flattered at first, but it gets annoying later on.pinkfloyd
    • I just find it strange mono is the only one with a problem with this postpinkfloyd
    • he's so gay for me but i'm really not into himpinkfloyd
    • Terry. I wouldn't know. i cut my hair once a year. (maybe twice). Is that where you know everything about women? lol
      keep trying!
      pango
    • man, if mono was my coworker and wore a wig, i'd freak outpinkfloyd
    • lol, says the guy who is complaining about the fact that he struggles to be nice to unattractive women, and posts about people being jealous of himmonospaced
    • But the statement, "once a cheater, always a cheater" isn't a fact, it's just a saying, and it's a piss poor reason for hating on me.monospaced
    • huh? i'm not hating on you because you cheated before. you're facts are so off, that's why you're always bombarding qbn with notespinkfloyd
    • dude, just ignore me and we'll all be goodpinkfloyd
    • you're like my qbn spam ;)pinkfloyd
    • it's totally like thanksgiving dinner in the side notes.pango
    • lolpango