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- fruitsalad0
When you stop at the lights behind one car in the left lane (uk) and the lights change and this car, first goes straight for 50cm... and you're like ok, they're not turning left. then suddenly they swing left. The whole time at the lights, and when they set off, no indicator(turn signal for you usa folks).
Man i wish there was some sort of sonic wave gun thingy that I could fire at these fools car and like shut down their engine and bust up it up.
It takes like zero effort to flick on a turn signal. It's almost forgivable if they put it on as the lights change, because it does get slightly annoying to sit for 2 mins with a turn signal on waiting for lights to change... but yeah, no signal at all.... we just don't need those people to breath our air.
- scarabin3
i have a hot friend who apparently has her own subreddit because she's so hot.
fuckin' weird
- pics or..._niko
- https://www.reddit.c…scarabin
- it's just strange seeing a friend like thatscarabin
- Hot damn!pango
- she seems kinda sadGnash
- my company is hiringpinkfloyd
- How is that a surprise? Looks like her job is being an instagram "model."noneck
- Always searching for new girls to work with...SimonFFM
- lol @ pervpinkfloyd
- East coast? That's too far man. My company is hiring too!pango
- i didn't say it was surprising, i said it was weird. she never talks about work or anything so i don't know her like thatscarabin
- I know right... all the sudden it's like you don't know them any more.
I just found one of my friends side gig is being a mascot.pango - That woman is beautiful. Try to break the friend-zone barrier, you never know.Maaku
- she's way outta my league but i can't say i haven't considered itscarabin
- She has every right to be proud of what her mama gave her.pango
- No woman is in other league... Try it and show us the video of her slapping your face/crushing your balls ;)OBBTKN
- OBBTKN you animal i don't think she is into that balls and filming business :) although who knows :) lol@she plays rollercoaster tycoon :)sted
- you have a lot of female friends no? I cant do that shit. tried yes.sureshot
- she looks like girl to have lots of fun with! (not sexual)mekk
- Oh! I just checked out her link. caramba!sureshot
- If she's out of your league, go for it !!! You'll be surprised.ApeRobot
- Nice headphones
https://eroshare.com…yuekit - Scarabin, invite her to join QBN. We need more female members on here. (like, more than the one we currently have)chukkaphob
- attention whore, would not bangdrgs
- She is REALLY good at standing there and sometimes getting her tits out.set
- Lol so awkward https://www.reddit.c…Hayoth
- @Hayoth joke's on you. Her own comment: "lizkatzofficialI: don't get this comments saying this looks hot. This is awkward as can be!"chukkaphob
- lol that video made cringe so hard my forehead touched my top lipset
- lol setGnash
- I don't know how to read reddit.Hayoth
- yeah she's just this silly chick who likes to play video games. never struck me as a professional hot person. you can see by her awkwardnessscarabin
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APPROVE!pango - @Hayoth neither do I! it's one of the worst user experiences where people are forced to learn/get used to the way it works.chukkaphob
- Her parents must be so proudterry_cloth
- it's damn near unuseable without installing the reddit enhancement suite plugin https://redditenhanc…scarabin
- I read she did porn. Under some other name. Not that there's anything wrong with that.the_reverend
- pango0
None related. And serious about this.
Where do you buy mascot suits?- i did ads and the logotype for this show. interesting peek into their lives http://media.nj.com/…scarabin
- No pay button :(pango
- monospaced1
My brother just got engaged. So stoked for him and his wife to be. Have a great day everyone.
- shellie1
Didn't add my family on Facebook until recently, and for the most part they're blocked from everything except my sparse public posts. I just had to check my brother (who is old enough to be my father) not to comment on my shit today. I changed my profile picture and of course he was like THE FIRST to say something exactly one minute after I posted it. He is the biggest thread killer. The fam was getting mad sensitive that I would absolutely not accept their Facebook requests. I'd get calls from them even, begging, "Add me on Facebook!" To which I'd reply, "Fuck No." Thank God for privacy settings that exclude certain people. That feature addition was priceless.
- With "Jarvis" I can now access your entire profile and history bi-passing your privacy settings and or without your consent.utopian
- ^ don't tell my mother.shellie
- I'm not pinkfloyd's family he still wouldn't add me. Lolpango
- :)pinkfloyd
- I can't kick out my sister, she would start a family scandal. Share with all Friends+Exclude, is smart because others can't see with whom you shared the stuff.sted
- (if you just share content with a list of specific people they can see the names)sted
- hahahahaha! that shit happens to the best of us.sureshot
- Gotta train the oldies not to kill the vibe. I let my mom follow me on instagram. Only condition, no comments.shellie
- ahahahaha..poor mom.sureshot
- You can also 'hide' your story from certain people on IG. And I dont mind when my mom post a kiss smiley on my IG lol.sureshot
- I've never done a story. Is that some snapchat shit? lolshellie
- pango2
Well I got politely kicked out of the house for the night cuz my roommate got a lady friend over.
Now I'm at a random early Christmas party and it's sooo boring...
One thing I noticed is that people's reactions to babies and tiny dogs at a party are practically the same.Oh wait. Nvm super cute girls just arrived.
Pang's out!- sexy timemoldero
- IT'S LITshellie
- I still don't understand what lit means lolpango
- ^ hot, flame, fire... dope sauce.shellie
- Got cha! Thx lolpango
- I can't stop staring at this baby squeezing his moms boobs... his not event Hungary!! He's just playing with it!pango
- When you say roommate, do you actually share a room? Is that just an Americanism for flatmate?set
- Never thought about that. Ya you can call it flatware as well.
And no lol we have our own room.pango - lol. If you don't share a room then why the fuck do you call it roommateset
- http://homeideatrend…set
- You share a bathROOM so you could call him your Bathroommate but then that sounds even more fuct up ;)microkorg
- they are rooming together, couple of rooms in a home.HijoDMaite
- lolmoldero
- "... his not event Hungary!!"garbage
- Lol typing on phone. Didn't even notice.pango
- Lolbklyndroobeki
- since19790
I want to smile more but my face is stuck.
- i_monk0
Do we have a UK thread? Going to Manchester for a few days, and London for one.
- since19790
This guy I was going to work with fed us Tequila, Rum and Vodka and then brought his fucking 12 year old kids to hang out.
Meanwhile, I'm blacking out and themn all of his business partners are showing up...
WTF, mate?
It was such a shitshow we are now NOT working together.
Asshole.
Party and business don't mix. I don't care if you are a functioning alcoholic, you are a fucking madman. And then the guy runs a 5k next morning.
Seriously,... WTF.
- Ughh sounds dreadful. And why would anyone bring kids into the mix.sea_sea
- since19790
Snobby people really get on my nerves. I don't give a fuck how poor they were at one point, they are still a cunt today.
- HijoDMaite2
do we have a ghoul pool here on QBN?
I think the Queen is going to die next year. Not that that would get many points though. Are you Brits going to cry when she dies? Not talking shit, I am just wondering what it will mean for the U.K.
- long live the queensince1979
- It will mean something to many a cunt, I'm sure.set
- lol "many a cunt"HijoDMaite
- It will be absolutely fucking unbearable - and not in a sad way.Fax_Benson
- cant fucking wait and good riddance.mugwart
- she seems niceGnash
- I've been away from the UK for almost ten years - i'll be more upset when Knugen dies.
https://hhs2008.file…face_melter
- HijoDMaite0
WTF is wrong with Yahoo? how can they let this shit keep happening? I mean it just seems like serious incompetence over there. I can't imagine that company will survive for too long.
- under new managementsince1979
- Yahoo is a big fat messKrassy
- nobody even knows what they are/do anymore. haha! Talk about an identity crisis. And nothing works. lolzchukkaphob
- wut happened? hacked?moldero
- at least they have Tumblr.since1979
- glad they haven't fucked up Tumblr yet the way they fucked up Flickr!chukkaphob
- set7
Brand new junior developer, on his third day at the company, after hearing my direction and having difficulty with it just said to me... 'can't we just agree that it's fine how it is'
Hahaha. He's a keeper.
- Bennn0
looking for earbuds that are compatible with Android, I want to be able to turn volume up and down and previous/next track. All i see is only compatible with iPhones... for Android those are only have play/pause and next/previous, never volume up/down.
Do you know any?
- I thought all of the best stuff was for android because Apple sucks. Surely you have it backwards and only one headphone for iPhone and the rest for android.monospaced
- apple wins againGnash
- Mono you sound like a right numptyset
- @benn - I got some for £7 from a shitty mobile shop on local high street that do all of that.fadein11
- Couldn't tell you the brand - nice though - those soft ear buds... cannot deal with those Apple ones - they don't fit my lugholes for some reason.fadein11
- thanks setmonospaced
- Why don't you help the guy then?! It's Android. There have got to be tons of headphones that will work.monospaced
- All fucking headphones workset
- no set, went to a shop yesterday, all the model had those options only for iPhones. The volume control never work on Android phones... go figure...Bennn
- found this info: "Unfortunately, Android and IOS specify different hardware specs for the remote feature. The way the clicks get registered by the devices are nBennn
- ot compatible. Sad, but true."Bennn
- Seems like the only option is Bluetooth earbuds. With Bluetooth, all the buttons work. Well...Bennn
- I think RHA do Android versions of their earbuds.face_melter
- I just thought, set, that since Android is more popular and more widespread and better in every way, that the majority of headphones would support it not iOSmonospaced
- lolset
- what? all headphones work for any bluetooth device period. i am not going to entertain any other opinion on the matter. i am not even going to research if thisHijoDMaite
- is in fact true or not. i will go to my grave telling people that all headphones work for all phones. silly.HijoDMaite
- he's talking about the volume up down buttons on the cables ... apparently they aren't made to work with Android phonesmonospaced
- Orly?HijoDMaite
- Hey. Surprised me too considering android is the most popular and best platform in existence.monospaced
- yeah, the volume on cable's buttons...Bennn
- volume works just fine on the ones I have - no issues - in fact every set of headphones I have had on Android has had this.fadein11
- really confused as to what the issue is Benn as all decent headphones have thisfadein11
- don't use ones designed for ios lolfadein11
- Samsung earbudz that came with my S7 works, volume is working. All the other models in store dont (Sony, Phlips... name it!)Bennn
- Bose Bluetoothbklyndroobeki
- set0
Just walked past a male dog trying to have sex with a female dog, but he had it all wrong and was back to front, humping away at her head. She was barking at trying to get away. Everyone in the street chuckled and exchanged grins to eachother, because it was funny.
I couldn't help but imagine people's reactions if that were a man trying to hump away on an unwilling woman's head.
- You dogsr_rosa
- Exchanged with *set
- Uhhhh.Hayoth
- I'd keep your sexual excitation to yourself in this instance, hayoth.set
- https://s-media-cach…Gnash
- http://www.sharegif.…set
- lol Gnash. That one is funny.monospaced
- OMG DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDERSscarabin
- i thought all dogs were boys, and all cats girlsGnash
- VectorMasked0
I'm not a kid anymore and still hate this.
Dad invited me to spend Xmas with him, and mom also invited me to spend xmas with her.
Leaning on spending Xmas with my dad and new years with mom since my dad spent his entire life working and we almost never spent xmas and new years with my him.
- sucks.Gnash
- Spend it w/ friends. That'll fix itbklyndroobeki
- Those are 2 days on your life, it's not a bad idea spending them with your parentsOBBTKN
- in case it wasn't clear... dealing with divorced parents isn't always great when it comes to festivities.VectorMasked
- Sorry. Vector I hope it all works out. They in the same town?bklyndroobeki
- It's always like being 10 again and being asked... "so, now that your parents are divorced... who are you picking?". You can't win here.VectorMasked
- Yep. Same town as does my sis and my 2 tiny nephews. Flew 8 hours to visit them knowing this would happen as it does every time I visit them.VectorMasked
- HAYZ1LLLA2
Ask me to draw something I will do it!
- a conclusionimbecile
- andre the giant from the princess bride meeting a lost little girl_niko
- a perfect circlescarabin
- yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourself drawing yourselset
- Are you in a public place? In your office, surrounded by colleagues? If so, an erect throbbing penis surrounded by love hearts.detritus
- Draw Santa on fire running from a lit fireplace.i_monk
- draw a cat pleaseBennn
- dickbuttKrassy
- draw something for mepockets
- Draw a bee for mebklyndroobeki
- asshat trumputopian
- Please, draw a slice of pizza with skateboard trucks and wheels - a sliceboard ;)fisheye
- HAYZ1LLLA2
- Haha awesome!_niko
- thank you for making us all feel betterpinkfloyd
- lolscarabin
- I'd like to thank cherub for teaching me today, that you don't have to be good to have a good time.HAYZ1LLLA
- i dont get itdrgs
- *sees post abovedrgs
- https://www.youtube.…sted
- That circle is exquisiteset
- close enoughscarabin
- lol @ the circlesureshot