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- deathboy-3
for the last couple days my eyes and cracks of my nose have felt warm/sensitive. like that feeling you get when you are way sick and been blowing your nose raw. but im not sick. never noticed this before. others in the office are sick....
- you may need a humidifier. if the air is dry due to the heaters being turned up for the winter.omg
- renderedred-10
So you're a bunch of real cunts after all. Touch yourselves and enjoy. I'm outta here...
- that escalated quickly!oey
- ?scarabin
- #theAwakeningGnash
- hmmmm....capn_ron
- You're just gonna go touch yourself even more, admit it.monospaced
- yawnpockets
- The fuck is going on here anyway? I just came by because I saw a classic QBN meltdown sign.monospaced
- good luck out there on your search for "safe space"BabySnakes
- What's up with this guy?pango
- What's going on again?grotesk_neue
- http://i.perezhilton… one less crybabyterry_cloth
- LOL! @ terry. good one.oey
- What happened here?
All the snowflakes are melting.utopian - you're next hopefullyterry_cloth
- http://s.storage.aka…pango
- It took you 14 years to figure this out?DRIFTMONKEY
- a) who is this? b) what did you guys do to her?inteliboy
- who is this?sureshot
- Renderedredpango
- Why say goodbye? Just leave if you're that pissed off. He is right, obviouslyIanbolton
- @pango Rendeered is right though. We are cunts after all.sureshot
- Touching myself thinking of Renderedred, is not working for me....ApeRobot
- *unzips flydetritus
- i thought renderedred was cool, didn't know there was any dramascarabin
- he is cool, but had his fillGnash
- tamale3
My night with Mandy
Last weekend I went back to a strip club I hadn’t been to in a while. I went there by myself soI decided to take a table by a corner in order to scope things out in peace. As I’m sipping on my drink a stripper stops by and introduces herself “OMG you’re Charlie Sheen! I’m Mandy”, I smile at her and tell her “I don’t have any bills on me” to make her go away. But this girl won’t walk away so easily, she grabs a chair and sits down next to me. She tells me that I’m Charlie Sheen a second and third time and I now realize she’s dead serious. I look her in the eyes and simply say “You’re cute but I am not Charlie Sheen”. But the bitch won’t have it, she gets up from her chair, sits on my lap and starts grinding me. I look around at the other tables, I see everybody’s having a good time so I choose not to make a scene. I simply repeat to her that I don’t have any bills and start surfing the web on my phone waiting for her to leave. I figure she’ll go at it for 5 minutes and leave me alone. After 20 fucking minutes she’s still grinding me while I still haven’t given her any bills. Then all of a sudden she stands on top of my table and with her stank up pussy over my head yells at the crowd “OMG!!!! LOOK EVERYBODY WE HAVE CHARLIE SHEEN IN DA HOUSE!!!!!”.
I figure she’s already ruining the night for everybody so I get up, push her down from the table turn to face the crowd, “Do I even look like Charlie Sheen?” I ask. As I see the fat security guy walking towards me I manage to get out a “You even saw my ID when I walked in the door” before he grabs me by the neck. Since I know I’m being led out I tell the crowd “I’m sorry about the scene but this bitch has been ruining my night and is now ruining yours”. Security tries to calm things down and explains to everybody that indeed I am not Charlie Sheen, he has seen my ID after all. This is when the bitch starts wailing, crying about how she needs the money and this is a scheme she pulls regularly telling the clients they look like celebrities so she can get a good tip. But by now nobody is listening to her because everybody has pulled out their cellphones and is snapping pictures of me, probably posting on them on Instagram tagged #CharlieSheen. The bitch, still sobbing, makeup running all over her face decides to run out of the club half naked. Nobody notices it because everybody is still looking at their phones and congratulating themselves to have spent a night with Charlie Sheen.
As I stand outside the club I look over the security guy’s shoulder. And who do I see coming out of the bathroom? Motherfucking Charlie Sheen in the flesh! I look at fatfuck security guy, think about pointing it out to him but he knows it already.
#I #AM #NOT #CHARLIE #SHEEN
- I think you owe us a pic of yourselfdrgs
- Triggeredsince1979
- rabbit?uan
- Googles: Charlie sheen at strip club last night.. Lolsea_sea
- About 2,500,000 results aahahah :D nice one seasted
- https://s-media-cach…Gnash
- What a coincidence! The club is called Kassandra's, of course they had to write it with a K.tamale
- it puts the dink in coinkidinkGnash
- Oh shit, my sides!!!tamale
- Wait. Charlie Sheen is a QBNer???OSFA
- HAYZ1LLLA4
I'm having a late lunch. Time to have a read through QBN and see who Sets arguing with today.
- meeeeeee! again :)fadein11
- How have I not noticed that your username has three Ls in after EIGHT fucking years?!detritus
- http://www.qbn.com/r…sted
- LOL. There it is.HAYZ1LLLA
- this one is so great should have its own thread "set on monogamy"sted
- It hasn't always had 3 L's. My one from 2004 had two then I got locked out or something in 2008 and had to setup the triple L one.HAYZ1LLLA
- Don't like my username. I'm thinking of starting a fresh but I've built up such a good reputation here it would damage the community to see it go.HAYZ1LLLA
- ha - yes that's what stops me creating a new one also.fadein11
- AHAHAHAAHsureshot
- Haha. To be fair it's pretty much only fadein I argue with. Everyone else takes my comments with a pinch of salt nowadays.set
- no it's just amazing :D i was never introduced to any religion by my parents or grandparents and as an atheist I'm a monogamist so wtf? :Dsted
- Derp. Of course you are. So am I. Our society and many of it's customs has been utterly shaped by religion, regardless of whether you're religious or not.set
- Well put a top to it then Set - I never EVER start it you creepy man.fadein11
- lol you engaged me in the thread posted in these notes. Odd chap.set
- one comment in response to your troll attacks on all my posts... jesus you are so irritating. move on little man. the evidence is there for all to see ;)fadein11
- You keep posting a picture of me that you've actually spent time editing, and then call me creepy HAHAHAset
- and he's off again lol... leave it now - it's boring for everyone including myself. now and again is cool - but everyday is just plain odd.fadein11
- we have gone full circle - this pathetic image triggered you so bad... but now more than ever it is worth reading:fadein11
- http://commentphotos…fadein11
- Lol at least I'm not delusional enough to think it's just you doing this. I'm off again haha I wasn't even talking to you in these notes.set
- Stop engaging me if you hate it so much? The image of you at your desk furiously typing away at me entertains greatly o have to sayset
- he says typing away... right have a good eve little man - try and have one day without trolling tomorrow.fadein11
- I guess the difference is I'm amused by it. Where as you constantly complain and get in a huff even though you continue to do it every day. Hahahaset
- haha! yeah - cool story bro. evidence is there for everyone to see. I amy write an Orazal style essay with footnotes... no I won't because I have a life. Laterzfadein11
- See you tomorrow palset
- If I don't see you 1st little man.fadein11
- Can one of you just bum the other already?
And take video to post here.detritus - lol. I imagine if you came to qbn drinks you'd leave early sulking and offended. You would, wouldn't you?set
- I'm up for itset
- The bumming that isset
- ha - not at all - I'd love to see your face in the flesh - totally up for a good bumming. but only if you make this face:
http://i.imgur.com/X…fadein11 - I annoyed you so much that you really did actually download a photo of me, crop it, warp it and have it ready as ammo hahaha. Love it.set
- yeah you have already seen it 7 hours ago - it took 30 seconds. and it triggered you badly. why are you pretending you have just seen it? you have alreadyfadein11
- embarrassed yourself today enough chatting about your sex life again no?fadein11
- copy image, paste into PS, NO FILTER - save to imgur. actually 20seconds.fadein11
- lol you're my highest achievement on qbn.set
- I actually wanted to have a serious discussion about monogamy. My opinion offended you to the core, didn't it? You can't bare it. Today was funny. See you tomozset
- .. but not if you see me first, Mr.set
- no it didn't at all lol I'm a bloke! just was cringing a bit so advised you to stop posting. Sorry if it hurt you.fadein11
- "highest achievement on QBN" - exactly my point, you are a troll. See you tomorrow sweetcheeks :)fadein11
- In all seriousness what's to cringe about? That most men wouldn't like to have sex with other women if it was socially acceptable? You must be kidding yourselfset
- Jesus - have you got nothing to do this eve? yeah everyone got the point - and its not new fucking thinking. such an ego stating obvious shit as enlightenment.fadein11
- Or do you cringe because I have the bollocks to say these things and you wouldn't dare for fear of what people might think of you?set
- I think it was your eagerness to share your obvious thoughts on it in a public forum that made me cringe. And kind of made a funny post full of your overlyfadein11
- serious shit again.fadein11
- So hate it when I troll but also don't like it when I want to have a serious discussion? lolset
- trust me - do I look like I give a shit about what people think of me? Really? your latest thinking is often really obvious - a lot of us are older andfadein11
- I love that you very so desperately personal in order to make yourself feel superior. I'm on the train if you must know.set
- worked through that - it's not new pal. 9/11, pizzagate, your sexlife - it's all old news flower.fadein11
- get*set
- But it's good to know that you competely agree with my utterly obvious point.set
- well what male wouldn't but its not really that hard to fight those urges if you actually love, commit to someone, have a family etc. but you will learn whenfadein11
- you get a bit older and have wider life experience. try to piece my comments together old chap - the order went skewiff due to your public transport scenariofadein11
- I don't really enjoy you dragging humorous posts down with your latest obvious conspiracy nope.fadein11
- I never said it was hard to commit to that, just that is not natural, which you agree with. Hahaha. What an utter chump.set
- You criticise me for posting at this hour, while replying, and suggest you're so much older and wiser while getting flustered by me. Listen to yourselfset
- If you were half my age you might have an excuse. Might.set
- I'm cooking dinner for my 2 children, on laptop while I do it - it takes 15 seconds every 5 minutes to deal with this... it's just amusing how much you desirefadein11
- the last word - so I keep it going despite saying leave it so many times early on in this convo. I will let you go soon, I think you need a rest from it all palfadein11
- I just jizzed all over my keyboardutopian
- Last wordset
- nite trollard.fadein11
- I have the biggest penis all of you, so stfu. lolsted
- I'm sure you have sted. Definitely bigger than Set's. This whole debacle is v.embarrassing, it's not done out of choice I assure you... Hopefully the pipsqueakfadein11
- has taken it on board this time.fadein11
- BUM ALREADYdetritus
- so when are you two tying the knot?scarabin
- Utopian finally scoresterry_cloth
- Taken it in on board hahaha listen to yourselfset
- Feeding two children while running back to qbn to get the last word hahahahaset
- and he's off againfadein11
- Hafhafhaf faff faff Hafhafhafhafffffset
- What self perceived wisdom is your oversized ego going to spew onto QBN today - humans have animal instincts?fadein11
- https://media.giphy.…fadein11
- http://i.makeagif.co…fadein11
- Busy day today though so won't be around today to enjoy it again - have a nice day troll.fadein11
- aahah he's back!%sted
- JEEEE SSSSUUUUSSS Christ! I didn't ask you to bring it here you silly boys.HAYZ1LLLA
- lol - I'm done now. Set had to comment again this morning so I had to nip him in the bud again :)fadein11
- lol you've genuinely convinced yourself you're not as bad at meset
- good morningmonospaced
- cool, guys, you're both better than each other. can we get back to cat photos and trump hatingscarabin
- Yes pls!fadein11
- Bennn0
Fitbit bought Pebble.
:(
What smart watch should I buy to use with Android now?
I liked Pebble for the e-paper screen that made the battery last 7 days.
#firstworldproblem
- Samsung Gear S2 - prices will drop as the S3 has just been released. The S2 has just had a software update to give it the same features.face_melter
- My S2 lasts about 3 days, but I only really use the step counter and exercise apps, connected by BT.face_melter
- pinkfloyd0
Jayz and Beyonce winning all these grammies........who did he put a gun to?
- Given that it was JayZ, he probably paid a ghost heavy to do the work while Jay takes the credit.face_melter
- detritus1
My sandwich earlier had way too much mayo, some of which ejaculated in a fine rivulet over my leather mouse pad when I bit into it, leaving a nasty oil mark, the rest of which has made me feel queasy and gross.
Too much mayo is not a good thing.
- *unzips flydetritus
- you forgot the " " around mayoBennn
- Leather mouse pad? FFS man!HAYZ1LLLA
- I can eat mayo for days. Dutch mayo that is. Foreign mayo taste like pissy vinegar .sureshot
- hey, I can't help it if I'm living the dream HAYZ1LLLA.detritus
- I make myself sick every time I make alioli at home. Fuck that shit's like crack. Can't stop eating it, and then *blech't*.
Worth it.detritus - aioli on turkish bread. good shit.sureshot
- Now you have to spread mayo all over your mouse pad so it matches.stoplying
- aioli is another term for mayo
when you eat gallons of it, but dont want to feel like white trash, just call it aiolidrgs - lolpockets
- HijoDMaite11
This is incredible! What a set of images. fuck
- wow.since1979
- they use bounty hunters who can frame anyone and "non-corruptible" police man from different locations of the country to execute this disgusting purgested
- some parts of the World are soooo sketchyBennn
- Trumps loves Duterteutopian
- duterte set up a honeypot by having users/ pushers register themselves. now he has a death squads like in central america killing these people. sick times.dorf
- i wonder what people would think if he turns the rest of the country around and makes it better off. do they really need a prison system like ours or coulddeathboy
- even afford it. sometimes it can be pretty spendy to be more humane, and than is prison really humane? ill wait and see what happens before judgingdeathboy
- great lighting on the photos. i wonder how many have been really processeddeathboy
- bullets are cheap, fixing the source of the problem is harder... sad times...fruitsalad
- wowArchitectofFate
- that 'stacked like firewood' photo
holy shitBluejam - brutal. those images tho, damn.sea_sea
- this guy just won the Pullitzer for theseHijoDMaite
- pockets1
just released within the last hour
http://www2.oaklandnet.com/oakca…---------
https://www.youcaring.com/oaklan….
- whatthefunk3
Found buried on Craigslist and bought for a song...
Victor Vasarely
Quasar
Screenprint
1965
101/200
- GeorgesII1
wow, just cleaned my keyboard,
loooks brand new,
saved tons of money
I'm rich biaatch,
- must be like http://i.imgur.com/0…sted
- You inspired me to clean my
jizzed clogged keyboard as well,
thanks Georges!utopian
- since19795
I just finished dating a crazy chick that rants like yurimon used to. Not seeing her again.
- imbecile0
can i use keylight 1.2 data for motion tracking?
- shellie1
In the throws of a busy work cycle and in the middle of travel to boot. I've found I completely lose my appetite when I'm busy like this. I have to put some effort into eating at least once a day, but I could also totally skip it if I wasn't mindful. I don't really have any other physical manifestations of stress. Could it really be work or just bad habbits? Does that happen to anyone else?
- Yep. As soon as stress builds, my appetite goes out the window completely. Really amplifies the problem but what can you do!HAYZ1LLLA
- happens to me sometimes, yeah ... when super busy, eating seems like a waste of time :)monospaced
- pinkfloyd0
Filling out another performance review. Should I be humble, arrogant or self defeating?
- scarabin2
and the millenium falcon!
- studderine-3
Thread buster?
- No bust.studderine
- okpockets
- Threads buttermonospaced
- watscarabin
- wutstudderine
- since19791
WHY IS UNITY SO DAMN BUGGY? IF YOU ARE GOING TO RELEASE A NEW VERSION, PLEASE BUG CHECK IT!!!
OH SHIT CAPS LOCK... F IT
- scarabin3
fucked up a microdose. trippin' bawls
- In the middle of the day? Lol aiight Scarabin I see you.shellie
- LolESKEMA
- uh oh. best of luckGnash
- workin' from home... or was gonnascarabin
- Ylklf nrrm halm bnig foikl ranga zim?detritus
- ^ lol. think i'll take the bus to a museum. see you cats later!scarabin
- DUDE! THEY KNOW!HijoDMaite
- THEY ARE FOLLOWING YOU!!pango
- http://i1.kym-cdn.co…scarabin
- got tazed in the balls for stripping off and running around like a tiger. besides that it was wonderfulscarabin
- xDsea_sea
- Good times dude.sureshot
- that rug really tied the room togethersince1979
- Oh and stay away from the Philippinessince1979