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    My sandwich earlier had way too much mayo, some of which ejaculated in a fine rivulet over my leather mouse pad when I bit into it, leaving a nasty oil mark, the rest of which has made me feel queasy and gross.

    Too much mayo is not a good thing.

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    • you forgot the " " around mayoBennn
    • Leather mouse pad? FFS man!HAYZ1LLLA
    • I can eat mayo for days. Dutch mayo that is. Foreign mayo taste like pissy vinegar .sureshot
    • hey, I can't help it if I'm living the dream HAYZ1LLLA.detritus
    • I make myself sick every time I make alioli at home. Fuck that shit's like crack. Can't stop eating it, and then *blech't*.
      Worth it.      detritus
    • aioli on turkish bread. good shit.sureshot
    • Now you have to spread mayo all over your mouse pad so it matches.stoplying
    • aioli is another term for mayo
      when you eat gallons of it, but dont want to feel like white trash, just call it aioli      drgs
    • lolpockets
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