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- scarabin0
we should make a sexy "dudes of qbn" calendar
- inteliboy0
"SEO Expert" spam from India has apparently now turned into phone calls. Not doing much web these days, but so be it I'm sitting in my clients empty office and pick up the phone, sounds long distance, after a bunch of pleasantries:
"So what exactly are you calling about?"
"Sir, why is your website not optimised? What if I told you that you can increase sales dramatically if your website was optimised and designed for search engines?"
"What if I told you I'm actually the web designer for that website and the site is already highly optimised and monitored daily, and that you in fact just now are trying to scam and leech off my client?"
"Oh, well, sir..."I had nothing smart to say and just hung up. Wish I was more witty at the time.
- You were in a curry to get off the phone.CanHasQBN
- WASIS CANHAZ!Hombre_Lobo
- sea_sea0
had bio magnetic therapy today. feel fantastic.
- Are you a robot?georgesIII
- bio magnetic? fucking hilarious, I'm sorry ceci, but c'mon...monospaced
- haha yes mono, not for everyone, no doubt.sea_sea
- and yes georges, i'm a robot, one of those sexy Japanese dolls. lolsea_sea
- bjladams0
- I have that print!! :D
Thanks buddy! interesting how you recall old work. The brain is a vast box of trickery!Hombre_Lobo - haha, hold on to it, it could go for 119 mil at any momentbjladams
- I have that print!! :D
- scarabin0
i need to stay away from amazon when i'm high
- rain forest or interwebs?bjladams
- oh man i'd love to bake in a junglescarabin
- But all your cakes would get wet...Hombre_Lobo
- Oooooooooooo...Hombre_Lobo
- scarabin0
i guess this is my 13,000th post
- bliznutty0
i'm experiencing some serious stress this week.. i just want it to go away.. i love being happy and care-free.. stress seems to unintentionally appear from nowhere and be the result of things i can't totally identify and starts to perpetuate negatively into my own personal happiness..
Besides taking any medication - what do you guys do to overcome stress and unhappiness?
- massage & just walk away from the deskalbums
- sports...or anything that keeps your Serotonin levels high.uan
- the stress is so bad i have knots in my stomach.. i can't focus.. i do not want be here at work.. need a vacation badlybliznutty
- I had this feeling exactly the same time last year and then quit my job a couple weeks after that.CanHasQBN
- sexmonospaced
- Eating healthy energy giving foods, avoid feeding negative thoughts, yoga (detox), running, swimming, disconnecting from obligations & visiting peaceful places.ali
- obligations & visit peaceful places, changing my perception of issues and appreciating what I have.ali
- scarabin0
meditating helps for me. step out of that raging river onto the bank and observe and identify it. observe yourself reacting to it. understand why, then let it go... medication will just cover up your problems, i wouldn't even bother with that
- scarabin0
"Life is without meaning. You bring the meaning to it. The meaning of life is whatever you ascribe it to be. Being alive is the meaning."
-Joseph Campbell
- CanHasQBN0
"I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless."
-Kim Kardashian
- moldero0
just dropped off my 12' trailer to a friends rehab center for storage, where I immediately met a guy that noticed my CA plates on my truck, first thing he said to me was "hey Im american too, i live in houston Texas, but man I fucked up and went to Peru where I bought a kilo of cocaine for $200, it was so much coke i didn't even get to finish it."
Jesus! $200? fuck'n'ell!
- bjladams0
someone (a stranger) kept telling me over and over at a recent show how much they liked one of my drawings and how much it was - i told them they could have it at the end of the night. i've just found it hanging on one of the walls at the office... did they take something else? did they decided they didn't like it and have returned it? did they never take it to start with? other?
- CanHasQBN0
Someone send me some porn. I've already seen everything on the internet.
- MrT0
If a hipster falls in the forest...
you probably haven't heard it anyway.
- albums0
I stay noided
- CanHasQBN0
- She was a slut for God back then2012
- yeah, I grew up with her in Santa Barbara, her dad was some weird preacher or somethingmonospaced
- I still would, and god chicks make it a little freaky.pillhead