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- bjladams0
i still never know what to reply when people say to me:
"i love your drawings! they remind me of ones i use to do when i was into art"
it happened again a couple nights ago. i suggested we collaborate on a show together.
- scarabin0
what in the actual fuck
i'm gonna have to get some just to see what this is about
- instrmntl0
haha, epic.
- vsplus0
- but would you?albums
- would you what?vsplus
- i only hate it if they are fat.pango
- there is something annoying about pics of people holding their stupid cell up to a mirror - 9/10 times they look douchyPonyBoy
- yupmoldero
- and 10 out 10 probably are...vsplus
- that does seem like a more accurate numberPonyBoy
- paging drgs
paging drgs
paging drgsutopian
- moldero0
the best part of the morning is reading QBN comments over a cup-a-joe.
thanks QBN.
yeah i just got up.
- PonyBoy0
Finding myself frustrated w/this new 'geriatric gym' I've been going to...
The sweetest kindest older fella (named Felix... 94 years old) absolutely LOVES and looks forward to coming to this gym for no other reason than a bit of association / comradery with all the different folks who live w/heart disease like him...
... this STUPID TWIT OF A HUMAN who co-runs the gym absolutely has no room for guys like him... she rushes him through his workout and acts like some bitchy old schoolmarm whenever folks stop and chat (she's BARELY 25)...
"Felix... let's move you over to the next machine and keep you going..." (said like a 2nd Grade Teacher to her student)...
Felix quietly to me: "Are we not allowed to talk?"
- "Yo bitch, back up off Felix, we're taking our time here"albums
- someone should stand up for the old dude but without making it awkward for the old dude at the same timemoldero
- I may say something to the 'other' trainer (she's a sweetheart... and I think she already knows her coworker...PonyBoy
- ... is a pain in the ass.) I think she'd be pretty receptive... but also I'm left wondering what she can really do about it.PonyBoy
- PonyBoy0
"Everything Must Go" w/Will Ferrell... how'd I miss this film?
feel-good stuff... watch with a girl
*hold's self and cries
- get out of my room! it's playing on netflix right nowalbums
- holy shit, me too!monospaced
- *checks out netflixsea_sea
- what? you never seen it? do you live under a rock?
i havent seen it either.moldero - looking for it nowmoldero
- damn that was not feel-good at all, so depressingmonospaced
- depressing to a point... but it's all playfully done... his relationship w/the kid on the bike etc... hits you in a good spot if you let it. :)PonyBoy
- e-pill0
was officially hired full time today. n this weekend I want to party. but CALLES is busy n OSFA is mia in MIA!!
oi
- I thought you were already in HK, so no more NY?albums
- I can goto NYC anytime I want.
my trip to china was changed n I was never going to HK unless..e-pill - .. I was meeting jevade-pill
- this trip I'm either going to Mylasia or Tokyo to visit friends. also going to shanghai for qbn drinks..e-pill
- .. with mydo n maybe nylon.e-pill
- where is your qbn drinks night??
I'll be theree-pill - wait. v3. is albums you? ha!
I blew up your spot. if not then..e-pill - nudie pics with you n chick of daye-pill
- but not you in the pics.e-pill
- it seems like you're always getting a new job and always moving to new city.CanHasQBN
- I'm having trouble keeping track and it's getting harder to stalk you.CanHasQBN
- scarabin0
if i ever quit the design biz i think i'll open up an arcade.
fuck, that'd be awesome.
- i'll work with you been thinking the same thing, renovate an abandoned building & we're goldenalbums
- https://vimeo.com/37…albums
- fuck yeahscarabin
- these everywhere
http://uncrate.com/s…albums - And then at night it turns into a club and I DJ for you even though I have no DJing experience. Rad!CanHasQBN
- and/or there's a bottom floor that's an indoor skateparkscarabin
- no DJs while we play our games n00balbums
- then what did i just buy this iPod for?CanHasQBN
- lol :Dalbums
- ever see the doc. 'King of Kong'? i grew up at that arcade... used to mow yards all summer and blow...PonyBoy
- ... my boyish wad there nearly every weekend (it's now the biggest arcade in the world too!) http://www.funspotnh…PonyBoy
- nice. i still go around once a month on average. fave games are pinball and the skill cranescarabin
- I have to drive 3 hours for a decent arcade or 30 min for a shitty one :/albums
- damn, i wanna go to japan.sea_sea
- taito station... soonismith
- count me in! We'll make this little shit reevaluate his business choices http://cainesarcade.…Hombre_Lobo
- utopian0
- George Nelson
http://www.ebay.com/…albums - thanks albums, looking for something at least 24" in height.utopian
- George Nelson
- pango0
Just added whole bunch of QBNers on Facebook... let's see how this turns out...
- trouble!sea_sea
- I see I'm not on that list... whatever, dude... *kicks door in like that obama memePonyBoy
- ya sorry mate. i obviously don't lurk around here often enough to know your name :P I've only discovered few of the real name here.pango
- ...herepango
- I now know you you are a real human and not a cyborg.capn_ron
- PonyBoy0
so cosmo and I were wandering around Tempe this evening... ended up at this joint right off the tracks... the place is huge too... always loads of filthy ASU kids there...
... we stopped in just to have a beer. Half way through our second beer these two girls to our right (who were with some older dude) start talking to us... both drunk and cute and happy and giggly... perfect for a saturday evening...
... the brunette slides closer to us and tells us she wants to play a game... ... hell - why not?
4 hours later... 7 beers later... we're all old friends. Turns out the younger of the two (both sisters btw) is MARRIED to the older fella (30 y.o. to a 52 y.o.... I high-fived him... he deserved it)... and both the girls were married... blah blah...... and of course the two girls drip that shit "ohhhhh if we weren't married BLAH BLAH cuz you two are sooooo sweeeeet and funnnnnn....."
*sigh
- georgesIII0
Like A Flower In The Rain by Charles Bukowski
-
I cut the middle fingernail of the middle
finger
right hand
real short
and I began rubbing along her cunt
as she sat upright in bed
spreading lotion over her arms
face
and breasts
after bathing.
then she lit a cigarette:
"don't let this put you off,"
an smoked and continued to rub
the lotion on.
I continued to rub the cunt.
"You want an apple?" I asked.
"sure, she said, "you got one?"
but I got to her-
she began to twist
then she rolled on her side,
she was getting wet and open
like a flower in the rain.
then she rolled on her stomach
and her most beautiful ass
looked up at me
and I reached under and got the
cunt again.
she reached around and got my
cock, she rolled and twisted,
I mounted
my face falling into the mass
of red hair that overflowed
from her head
and my flattened cock entered
into the miracle.
later we joked about the lotion
and the cigarette and the apple.
then I went out and got some chicken
and shrimp and french fries and buns
and mashed potatoes and gravy and
cole slaw,and we ate.she told me
how good she felt and I told her
how good I felt and we
ate the chicken and the shrimp and the
french fries and the buns and the
mashed potatoes and the gravy and
the cole slaw too
- moldero0
fuck beer
- Better to drink it.capn_ron
- hahahahapango
- snapIronmonkey
- fuck n drink beersea_sea
- vsplus0
Smells like potato.
Mashed potato.
I'm hungry.
- autoflavour0
amsterdamaged..
5am at illegal warehouse party..
staying in abandoned school squat..
24 hour party people.
- albums0
I did a middle school cover last night based on the students suggestions. It contains multiple cursive types (2) and a piece of clip-art they picked out that I used download credits from my istock account to purchase.
"Why don't you just make a new one out of the pic from Google?"
"What?" I said.
"We do that all the time. Just print it then trace it and have one of the teachers scan it."
7th & 8th graders, the new br3tt ba5h
- *year book coveralbums
- hahahahamonospaced
- kids are dumb. i'm against them in every way. we should stop having them.CanHasQBN
- albums0
So lately I've been wanting to make Carbonara, at the very least a penne pasta with bacon and mushrooms. So I ask a friend if he wants any and he replies with a very disgusted no, and begins talking about how it will taste like hot dogs / pigs in a blanket... I remind him that he's offered me summer sausage cut up in mac & cheese on more than one occasion, to which he replies, well that's because that's good! I explain the part about bacon being better than summer sausage and from the same animal. The conversation ended with me wondering how long I'll be his friend.. weirdo.
I'm off to the store.
- scarabin0
does anyone else get weird chills whenever they hear sounds like this (or whispering)
- like pleasurable little eargasmsscarabin
- wow i never knew i would be so turned on by plastic.sea_sea
- I get that when someone scrapes metal togetherali
- Lol, you are one crazy open book scarabin.
Sea sea is loving it too apparently :OHombre_Lobo - 18 minutes.... can you imaginedrgs