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breaking bonaduce
Best thing on TV today, bar none. It seems like another cheesy celebrity reality show a la The Surreal Life, but this series isn't…
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hide and seek (kj)
I was advised by rand to identify my incoherance in the subject line. Oh, by the way, it's really long today. Thank you for your p…
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born slippy
1.) I think I have the West Nile. This hasn't been confirmed by a doctor, and I haven't had any blood work done, but those three l…
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GrammaSeff
In the pantheon of hot NT babes, your profile image definitely takes the cake. I know it's not politically correct, and sure young…
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Julien's Black Book Volume 1
So the Smithsonian has asked for a copy of my black book for an end of the year retrospective. Ladies, if you'd like an entry plea…
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silver spoons
I'm 31 and yes, I watched the VMA's last night. This isn't a rant on MTV or the music industry, surely better thinkers have critiq…
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Good Luck
1.) My new philosophy is quite simple, really, and yet in the past few weeks everything has been glorious, to the point where I fe…
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julien's lament
My ex-girlfriend came to visit me last week. We were together a long time ago, and for the past two years we've been best friends…
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a very productive misunderstanding
Darcey: Hello, flossyB, how may I help you today?
flossyB: on the pant sizes, which comes first, the width or the length?
flossy…
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the return
I hope this isn't old news, but I found this to be a truly beautiful, haunting film. The cinematography alone is mesmerizing--the …
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what it has come to
The house across the street from me is being rebuilt from the ground up, and for the last three weeks these bastards have started …
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absolutely
"Tell them to wear white and come when I call" --Anton
1.) I got chased by a family of skunks last night. It was sunset along …
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So tricky
When I was 19 there was this girl who dated several of my friends. She was a model from Korea, and stunningly gorgeous--with big f…
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excuses
Mr. Simons,
I'm sorry I didn't finish the book. I know you probably think I'm lazy, but that's not true. I've worked 12 hour sh…
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jack
warning: LONG and perhaps, overly-sentimenta...
-----------------...On the morning of my first class ever, I scanned the room…
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waiting
i was just at the gas station and this brotha rolled by in his shiny red cadillac, asking for directions. it's funny because i'm a…
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little lion
This is an excerpt from an essay one of my students turned in. She's writing about a guy who she worked with at a sporting good's …
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the mirrors in my head
1.) I said the word vagina twice last night in class and each time almost broke into hysterics. Will I always be this emotionally …
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recorded conversations
This is an excerpt from the guy next to me at Starbuck's. This guy appears on the surface to be a distinguished black man in his l…
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ms. moorehead
Since I miss dropping new stories in here on Fridays, and because I'm in the middle of moving--which means I might be underground …