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- kingjulien
This is an excerpt from the guy next to me at Starbuck's. This guy appears on the surface to be a distinguished black man in his late 50's, a real proper Fred G Sanford with a smooth little kango, and yet when that caffeine hits his veins he starts walking up and down the aisle and talking to himself. If I look up he smiles and addresses me, but if I look back down at my newspaper, he won't get offended, he just keeps going. Today I wrote down every word he said. I think he was talking about the war.
------------------------------"Talking to you! Shit. Everythang. You got the right to do that. Worshippin'. POWERFUL. Tell him that, damn, prettyboy! Showing what he want to do. He want some Speed--some extra thang on the brain. Sometime he follow in slow-motion. As soon as he says that, TaDOW! You know what I'm saying? (chuckle)
You got to be with it. Stronger than a bullet. All you're doing is feeding it. Like Thundercat! You know how them Japs are? 120-140 lbs. Always trying to get close to put that karate chop on you (simulates karate move). Powerful. Crackin' ribs, like TADOW!! Rippin them whole ribs. Some fellas got it like that.
Some guys called me Blackula. Niggas was like yo blackula, check this out, BAM! (necks snapped just like that)
You feel me?"
- gruntt0
that's fantastic. i have some favorite "crazies" that hang out downtown. not to knock the hard realities of mental illness, but it really can be quite entertaining.
- cosmo0
kj, u always have interesting stories to tell us. can i live your life for a day? please?
- fate_redux0
best thread ever.
- kingjulien0
yeah, grunt, i feel you. i once interviewed for a job right out of college at a mental hospital. while in the waiting room i met this brotha who i found quite amusing. he called the ceo, a guy named sergio, "sergico", and kept saying over and over, in loop, segico hella cool, sergico hella cool.
it turns out that this dude, lewis, had murdered his dad at the dinner table for making fun of him after he caught him masterbating at age 16. this killer was the nicest coolest cat. later we called him chewy lewy and he got a big kick out of it when i whooped his ass in ping pong with my boris becker topspin serve.
it was so strange and funny and sad.
- kingjulien0
i'm quite flattered, cosmo, but honestly, it's kind of a sad existence, if you ask me...
- kingjulien0
kingjulien
the next time you eavesdrop on me at the bucks'don't be afraid to say hi
just because my people been oppressed
and we still aint' done got our
40 acres and a muledon't mean we can't be cordial
about thangsya heard?
maybe you'll be inspired
maybe i can show you the light
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son
(Jul 10 05, 10:30)
- Rand0
you beat me to it
- Jaline0
I once overheard some people praying at a fast-food restaurant I worked at. It seemed strangely like a cult, and so I tried to look like I was cleaning something while I was actually trying to listen to them. They talked about god and various other, scary things, and I was just about to leave when they yelled at me and asked me if I had to clean all the tables over and over again. I replied, 'yes, because we don't have any customers at the moment'.
Anyway, they continued this ritual every once in a while, hardly every eating. They came to talk about weird cult-like things and pray.
- MrDinky0
word?
- MrDinky0
i remeber after911. these med students in red neck city joked about bombin cause they knew that the woman beside them was listening due to thier arab heitage. fbi called blah blah
its hard to type with one finger
- kingjulien0
its hard to type with one finger
MrDinky
(Jul 10 05, 10:48)quit flirting with me dinky
i'm only into nubian princesses
girls who sing the greatest love of all at church
who smell like fresh cocoa butter in the summer time
ya'll some weirdos
one
son
(Jul 10 05, 10:55)
- MrDinky0
wtf did that come from?