the mirrors in my head
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- kingjulien
1.) I said the word vagina twice last night in class and each time almost broke into hysterics. Will I always be this emotionally stunted 16 year old boy? Is it wrong when a Professor accidentally notices a girl's cleavage in class? Should he really be singing in his head, "Do you see what I see?" while being asked questions about existentialism?
2.) Have you ever seen a heating pad explode in a microwave? Do i need to fumigate or will the smell of flies go away eventually?
3.) I once knew a black girl in high school who named her breasts Joy and Pain after the Rob Base song. I also knew a girl named Kharma who jumped her supervisor in the bathroom at work for "dry-snitchin" as she so oloquently put it.
4.) Is there anywhere I can score a team zissou crip blue jumpsuit? I don't care for the matching red skullcap, but those leisure suits are too tight.
5.) If the bottle says the vicodin lost its potency in 1/05, does that mean I should swallow three at a time?
6.) Is it just me or does Johnny Depp look a little too much like Michael Jackson in those Chocolate Factory trailers?
7.) Is "ping pong hustler" a valid occupation? Does the IRS have a box to check for this?
8.) Have you embraced the silence of the world yet?
9.) I had to wear a navy t-short under a beige polo last night because my nipples were showing.
10.) I'd really like to feel alive in the deeper sense this morning, but short of that, I think I'm going to go lie in the hammock and then afterwards, lob oranges into the pool next door. Remember, it's the little pleasures that get us through the chaos.
- kingjulien0
i am son
- blaw0
1) reminded me of this quote:
"High school girls: I keep getting older and they stay the same age."
~David Wooderson
(Dazed and Confused)5) if your scripts expire you're taking them too slowly.
- Rand0
one
- Rand0
depp reportedly modeled thatcharacterization after anna wintour of vogue
- Rand0
show your nipples, bro, and feel more deeply alive
- Rand0
I love speedballing and listening to funhouse naked in the middle of a lightning storm
- blaw0
that a very specific bit of randomness.
- Rand0
yeah-- anna wintour? wtf?
- blaw0
is.
fucking self-important verbs.
- kingjulien0
i think my asian girl fetish is coming back. where's that norika girl? i think it's time that she became my soon-yi.
- ricstultz0
rand, was that meant for the iggy pop thread?
nipples are manly.
- gruntt0
i bet the sound of an orange going "ka bloink" into a pool is rather satisfying.
- Rand0
i put it in both threads to conserve energy
- kingjulien0
"Melon! Come on! Put your suit on. We need you!"
"What dive is he going to do?"
The triple lindy.
- kveldulfr_fou0
So I red everything about 30 mins ago, then came back to write a reply but forgot what i was about to say, I found myself unable to recall anything but the stuff about saying vagina in class hard nipples under a tshirt
- kveldulfr_fou0
selective memory
- kingjulien0
i'm into jugs of burgundy carlos rossi and flicking lightswitches in denominations of four until the circuits break.
- Rand0
you just gave me an epileptic seizure
- kingjulien0
i'm on an insidious path to the doorsteps of syd barret, and when i get there, we're going to discuss michael landon and the new world order.