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Heroes
Has anybody ever met or tried to contact one of their heroes? How did the exchange go? What were your intentions? What were the ci…
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Day's Inn
"Hello? Front desk speaking. This is Haji."
"Which channel is HBO again?"
"Which room are you staying in, sir?"
"107."
"I'm so…
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Wisdom
Disclaimer: It's long, and perhaps not worth your effort.
-----------------...As a few of you know, I've had some health issu…
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Reggie Bush or Leinart?
As great a QB as Leinart is, I think Reggie Bush deserves the Heisman this year. 228 rushing yards in the first half today is beyo…
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Ten Questions
1. Sin City: dumb plot with a really cool look and a ridiculous amount of beautiful women. That's the consensus, right? Also, who …
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Tramadol
Every Wednesday and Thursday morning, between 10-11 am, I get a call from a friend who I went to elementary school with. These are…
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Photography Books?
Can anybody recommend a quality hardcover book of experimental photography? I've combed through so many bookstores and found nothi…
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Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession
http://film.guardian.co.uk/canne…
Has anybody else seen this documentary? I watched it last n…
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Trail of Tears
About a week ago I started to notice an ant or two every time I entered the bathroom. I never thought much of it though because t…
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The Usual Suspects
Just in case you haven't seen it, Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.
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better than fine
Today's one of those fall Northern California Saturdays that Zeppelin used to write songs about. The leaves are changing colors, t…
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It's Medication Time
Friday used to be a day where I'd write some new anecdotes and then a bunch of cool folks would gather to joke, add witticisms, ta…
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Cool German Names
Besides Hans and Klaus and Werner, what else is there? Are the possibilities this limited?
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The Gorbie Chronicles Part One
Day 1
A Friday afternoon drive by the house. Everything appears normal, although there's something sinister in the air. A pumpkin…
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If a friend
just sent you a picture of your ex-girlfriend (at 14) masterbating with a Faygo bottle, would you feel a little queasy and disorie…
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Favorite b/w films?
Here is my current top five:
1.) Raging Bull (You didn't have to come to Cleveland to get beat by a "moulan yan.")
2.) Dead Ma…
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I Just Might
Yesterday I almost had to choke a dude in the Honda Service Department--this short little tubby bastard--after a $600 bill and a7…
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That's Just Fine
Among my myriad other issues, sleeping has been a dilemma for the past month. Every morning I awake at 4:30 am, and after relievin…
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Insert Narrative
Alright, I hate to break up all the profound discussion on guns, hollywood starlets, and why uberdesigner is my little bitch, but …
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nevertheless (kj)
I just dropped a new piece over at slippy magazine if anybody is interested (or wishes to heckle me). Cheers.