Day's Inn
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- kingjulien
"Hello? Front desk speaking. This is Haji."
"Which channel is HBO again?"
"Which room are you staying in, sir?"
"107."
"I'm sorry for the inconvenience sir. That room does not offer HBO."
"So why did you tell me it did? Ya liar. Have you always been a liar or is this a new thing?"
"I'm sorry for the confusion sir."
"You're a big phoney. Phoney phoney phoney. Do you know you just ruined everything, Haji?"
"I'm terribly sorry, sir."
"Let me ask you this. Is there really gonna be coffee and pastries tomorrow? Or was that just a lie too?"
"Yes sir. We offer fresh coffee and donuts every morning here in the lobby."
"For all the guests or just a select few?"
"It's available for everyone, sir."
"I'm so sick and tired."
"Excuse me sir?"
"I'm so sick and tired of the lot of you. I hope you feel good about this too. I mean, thank you for confirming my general disdain for humanity."
"Can we be of any other assistance this afternoon?"
"Yeah, can you tell those chubby maids to stop knocking on my door while I'm trying to rub one out? Their giggling makes me lose my concentration."
"Sir?"
"I mean the closed drapes should be enough."
"Sir?"
"They really shouldn't have free reign of the vending machines either. The one who keeps bringing me towels - the ones I have plenty of - you should have a clause in her contract that prevents her from getting within 10 feet of the oatmeal raisin cookies."
"I don't believe I'm following you, sir."
"I don't believe you are either. "
"Sir?"
"Well........can you do this for me then?"
"What's that sir?"
"Do you offer wake up calls?"
"Yes we do. What time would you like me to schedule it for?"
"For when this nightmare is over."
"Can you be a little more specific sir?"
"I wish I could, Haji. I really wish I could."
- sherman0
For when this nightmare is over.
Haha - nice!
I miss working in hotels and taking shit from people
- kingjulien0
Is Chaka Khan the original writer of that song where the hook goes:
Aint nobody
Loves me better
Makes me happy
Makes me feel this way
Aint nobody
Loves me better than youAnyone current on their r&b classics from the late 70's?
Thanks.
- gruntt0
i will now call the front desk of evey hotel that i stay from now until my death and use that "when this nightmare is over" line.
sorry, not up to date on old school r&b.
- JazX0
haha, I think you just explained my last stay somewhat haha
- brtman0
Actually, David "Hawk" Wolinski , keyboardist of Rufus was the original writer...
- Dita_kz0
i stayed in the Day's Inn in Toronto and i got HBO but there was no sign of the coffee and donuts! Bloody RIP!
- JazX0
sue them bastuuds Dita!
- RedFoxxworth0
I mean, it is Chaka Khan..........
If that's what u need to know.
- Dita_kz0
damn right I will!
Where's my damn donut! Ya bunch of donuts!!!!!!