For a better tomorrow.
- Nairn0
- is that a kabab in your pants..._niko
- or are you just hallouming me on?Nairn
- Get a tsimer, you two!Continuity
- we’re so gonna get stoned laterGnash
- ohnololNairn
- Circumcised vs. Uncircumcised
Pros and Cons to Considerutopian - You know that muslims are circumcised, too right? You're in the GOoD cLuB.Nairn
- You're a facile bell-end Ewan. A complete and utter fucking knob-rot.Khurram
- Did this awaken something in you, Kum?Nairn
- SimonFFM26
Show some recent work
https://www.playboy.de/women/sim…
Just super excited for being on the frontpage of Playboy Germany. Such things don't happen too often. Super cool.
- congrats simon!sarahfailin
- Thank youSimonFFM
- Amazing man, good job! Just ordered my book today.eryx
- Thank you very much! Shipping will begin very soon.SimonFFM
- she's a beautyrobthelad
- ...and on the front page of QBN.pablo28
- @eryx I was super confused, because someone else with the exact same name as you but a different address also ordered a copy.SimonFFM
- Nice !d_gitale
- Beautiful! But I don't know what my wife would think if I ordered the book.stewart
- You’ll have to let us know how many Jims order from Detroitmisterhow
- @stewart I really hope you were joking or is nudity forbidden in your household by your wife?SimonFFM
- I probably wouldn't appreciate it either if there was a thick book of naked men on the coffee table, which my wife occasionally delves into. Nor would my son :)stewart
- face_melter2
SORA
maybe you can make it to create your own drone-kill wank fantasy videos?
- maybe you can make it to create your own videos where you tell yourself to stop being a cunt?NBQ00
- haha, now now fellas. Play niceIanbolton
- lol face_melterkingsteven
- sarahfailin1
Rebrand of the Day
I can't tell what this is supposed to be....
looks more like a cruise ship than a clipper ship.- Yeah, clipper has sails & what not. This totally looks like a modern cruise ship, which isn't great.ideaist
- duh, it's a C for Clipper plus an actual clipper (maybe) plus a compass plus a basketball...plus that c is supposed to be the thingy you tie the rope to_niko
- LA Disney Cruises Clippershydro74
- To me, if supposed to be an old clipper ship vs cruise ship... the sails should somehow appear wider than the deck width, that's the big characteristicprophetone
- This could be a Carnival Cruises logoprophetone
- Nailed it. It’s a fucking luxury covid liner. Ugh.monospaced
- seems like the view from a periscope.."torpedoe... away". why not do something the S.. practically a sail already in that script72339
- *torpedoes72339
- It is like a periscope view, like submarines and clipper ships ever co-existed... If it were a compass, wouldn't north be up top? Why is the ship a basketball?sarahfailin
- Without a construction grid or tote bag I can’t take this seriously.MrT
- and lol at basketball seams on the hull of a boat. That’s a fucking big basketball.MrT
- gives mee nazi Germany vibes.milfhunter
- Definitely not Carnival because they are damn committed to that three-color toothpaste squirt.garbage
- And not the Clippers, and I say that because their team is capable of much worse than that. Probably the worst in the NBA.garbage
- https://first-classl…garbage
- https://content.spor…garbage
- https://mir-s3-cdn-c…garbage
- I stand corrected. This is their rebrand. Lol, it is so bad.garbage
- https://www.forbes.c…garbage
- "Without a construction grid or tote bag I can’t take this seriously"
Nailed it @MrT!ideaist - Know what would have been a great rebrand? A clipper in profile busting waves heading west. It was right fucking there.garbage
- Ramanisky26
- hahahahaPhanLo
- :Dsted
- LOLYakuZoku
- Brutal. Seen, recorded, reviewed, AND posted. All that's left is to tag him online...cotton
- I wonder if dude is the town legend.utopian
- I've seen tiktoks of this guys doing this in tiktoksprophetone
- been there...hydro74
- I don't get what he's doinginstrmntl
- He’s just smelling his dick cheeseRamanisky2
- He’s what?monospaced
- High off his own supply?Nairn
- autoflavour3
- misusing Photoshop beta for the betterment of mankind..
http://dangermeat.co…autoflavour - “Your art makes me want to vomit. You have succeeded”
High water mark commentautoflavour - maga.aiCyBrainX
- misusing Photoshop beta for the betterment of mankind..
- Gardener4
Vid of the Day
He may have scored the winner in the League Cup Final yesterday but I took footage of Virgil van Dijk's debut goal for Liverpool when he scored the winner against Everton in January 2018.
- omahadesigns7
blog
I'm "quiet quitting" my job.
I feel I'm underpaid, and my three best friends at the office left. Two got different jobs, and one just flat out quit. They work different roles and went to small companies, so no room for me to join.
I asked for more money and was denied.
My direct report is lazy and I'm tired of following up just to get things moving.
So I'm working less and just enough to keep people satisfied. And whatever takes too long, I can blame on my higher up.
No one has ever accused me of not doing my job.
- Walmart Greeters have a such a tough job, they're underappreciated and underpaid, I don't blame you one bit for quitting! Best of luck on your job search.utopian
- Run as soon as you have secured a good B Plan. Good luck!OBBTKN
- Chinese call this "lying flat"yuekit
- Just us those hours todo freelance work. Get some extra income.milfhunter
- you're more likely to get paid more when you get a new job.pango
- Feeling the same at the moment, but that's because i'm so busy and there's more focus on process than creativity. But ya know, ups and downs. I'm lying flat ;-)Ianbolton
- Summery = You suck at your job, you're not a good manager, you have no prospects elsewhere, so you're just going to be a loser until you get fired.everyangle
- The best way to get a job is to have a job my man! I'm freelance / contract again (the last 2 years or so) AND man the job market is not great...ideaist
- ... As mentioned above, get that plan b and make (sh)it happen! YOLO!!!
XOideaist - Don't get yourself fired.canoe
- Wintery: you'll be fine.palimpsest
- good for you, fuck 'emNutter
- Capitalism suggests that you should hav even doing this from day one, at every jobnb
- @ideaist I thought the job market was supposed to be great? Lowest unemployment ever.yuekit
- @yuekit; I’m in Canada and a lot of recent layoffs in and around our specific sector has created job seekers without (many new) jobs...ideaist
- ...especially as I live fairly remote and remote jobs became “hybrid” jobs which became (once again) on-site.ideaist
- Krassy6
- Two Live Crew?utopian
- Juliette Lewis and Ian McCullochKrassy
- Those leopard pants are cool.jagara
- Sagmeistermonospaced
- Sod & NonceeRamanisky2
- Nicole Kidman (bmx bandits fame) and Robert smithsab
- janet and franknfurterhans_glib
- Peg bundy and cosmo kramer_niko
- Brian Topp & VulvaWolfboy
- @sab lol great nod. I'm pretty sure BMX Bandits was her first film.garbage
- @_niko LOLKrassy
- @garbage Yep it was! :)sab
- NBQ003
- Ed Sheeran Sr.utopian
- Pete DoughertyBluejam
- Princess Bride Albino Dungeon Master?prophetone
- Eat DoughertyKrassy
- Eat Doughertitties*
* Inspired by @Krassyideaist - Kate Mossgrafician
- Eaten Trifles, Eaten TriflesGardener
- Paul SwellerFax_Benson
- Krassy6
- Kill
Fuck
MarryYakuZoku - Red!! for meRamanisky2
- can't stop watching....hydro74
- Look at that amazing reverb on the leftRamanisky2
- YakuZoku understands nothing about reverb...oey_oey
- Moldy wants to kill the reverb. SMH.Ramanisky2
- I was judging by the gap, I'm a leg manYakuZoku
- Kill
- Krassy4
- a little bit over the top if you ask me.milfhunter
- this is the table of a flannel-wearing, soft-hand having, latte-sipping, carefully styled messy hair UI designer who fancies himself a bit of a lumberjack.jagara
- Punches for:utopian
- Krassy for posting thismilfhunter
- There will be bloodGnash
- All day bleeding from the elbowsOBBTKN
- @jagara you left out the IPA microbrewery loving bitKrassy
- Bill Bailey called, wants his table back!DaveO