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- Continuity1
Sigh.
I wonder how badly us psoriasis suffers will get the evil eye in public, with this whole monkeypox business.
It's all over my hands.
- Hadn't thought of that.. will be keeping my psoriasis ridden hands firmly in my pockets for a while!!dee-dubs
- It's really, really shit, trying to explain psoriasis to people. Tell them it's not contagious until you're blue in the face, and they still won't believe you.Continuity
- It’s all up my legs, so no shorts for me. Once got accused of wanking while sharing a bed with a friend. I’d actually itched in my sleep until it was bleedingIanbolton
- My psoriasis, not my dick!!Ianbolton
- Another reason to wear my ninja outfit...
Been on Humira for years. Just recently had an allergy test and changed my diet to see if it helped. It did a...bezoar - little bit, but better results with ointmentsbezoar
- LoL Ian, wonderful! hahahaNairn
- “It’s not the pox, I haven’t fucked a monkey since 2019” PROBLEM SOLVEDnb
- NBQ00-4
I noticed there are suddenly many pretty Ukrainian girls on Tinder in my area.
- hans_glib2
i'm curious as to how this study of penis sizes came to be done.
i mean, assuming you decide that this is a thing worth doing (really? i mean, really really?), then presumably you have to lay out some ground rules.
for instance how do you ensure the measurements are taken consistently? was it one person travelling the world with their tape measure, or did they recruit a whole team of measurers. and if so, how was that advert worded? "wanted: penile proportion professionals"? and what sort of person would take on such a job? how were they sure their subject was fully erect each time?
and once you have assemble your team, if your study is going to be meaningful, then the team all have to be consistent in their method of measuring. were they equipped with a special measuring device - and if so, what does this device look like? (how many were made?) or just given a ruler and a set of instructions as to where to measure from (side, bottom, top, etc etc)?
and how did this team go about recruiting people to be measured? facebook ads? were the samples large enough to be meaningful statistically?
etc etc....
- I imagine there's been workshops for medical staff on the subject. You know, extra training.
'Penis Size: Case Studies, Learnings, and Best Practises'Continuity - And some of those cunts do like every other cunt, and post a photo of the PPT deck projected on the wall, telling their network how excited they are ...Continuity
- ... to attend this breakthtakingly important and fascinating workshop.Continuity
- they prob. bought metadata from Tinder&co and did some statistics.uan
- I imagine there's been workshops for medical staff on the subject. You know, extra training.
- Continuity2
I figured that I'd do nairn a solid, and try to find *something* Brits could beat the French at.
The news is grim, I'm afraid.
'Average penis size by country: worldwide comparison'
https://www.worlddata.info/avera…France (erect size): 15.74 cm
UK (erect size): 13.13 cmSorry. I tried.
- The Yanks beat you there, too. They have 13.58 cm willies.Continuity
- Germans, too. They've got 14.52 cm dongs. Sorry again.Continuity
- Hmm, like anyone would believe a Frenchman's report of the size of his petit saucisson.Nairn
- And India is infamous for having ickle willies, so I suspect there's some mis-reporting going on over there too.Nairn
- LOL!!
Oh, Nairn.Continuity - Bolivia 16cm+ ?! Ha ha.. are you serious! The entire population is under 165cm in height, how is that possible!?shapesalad
- You guys know that shape of a cock, at the tip, is designed to push out other mens sperm in the vag. Gangbangs were a thing 5000+ years ago.shapesalad
- now wonder they invented baguettes.neverscared
- jagara1
I've watched so much TV, played so many video games. If i see my life flash before my eyes before i die, I'll be watching all the TV again, in reverse?
- Just think, 300+ years ago you would have spent your life looking at the behind of some livestock you owned. At least now it's just a screen.shapesalad
- Thank you Industrial Revolution!shapesalad
- Well, if you put it that way, I shall feel better about it :)jagara
- nb2
the “mens boobs” thread has at least 13 posts
- I wonder what’s in therenb
- I guess pics of male chests and discussions on the subject.nb
- Oh? I figured it was pics of men making mistakes. Like cutting wood the incorrect length. Buying trousers a size too small. Trying to board a plane a day late...hardhat
- I'm guessing a post or two about Robert Paulson?kaiyohtee
- Now I'm curiousYakuZoku
- Nairn3
Whenever some chart or graph comes up that results in a comparison of nations, I'm basically always "Ok, whatever this is – are we better than France?".
- Germany second, and context-depending, US after. US always beats us, so it's mostly a pointless comparison.Nairn
- Same for Germany, sorry. Unless it's something I'd rather it wasn't, you guys always tend be ahead. Fuck you too. xNairn
- Could be number of nukes.
Teenage abortion levels.
Colon cancer survival rates.
Don't care. Just beat the French.Nairn - We mostly lose.Nairn
- THIS IS HOW YOU IDLE THOUGHT.Nairn
- Skip to the second question. https://www.youtube.…CyBrainX
- MrT1
I really want everyone's favourite Canadian cruise-ship crooner to release a hip hip album entitled Bublé Rap.
- NBQ00-4
Kurt Couldhavebeen
- NBQ00-4
Vincent Van Cock
- I could swear I went to a nightclub once called the, Van Go Go. I think I may have dreamt itGnash
- https://m.youtube.co…nb
- Nairn5
Not sure where I lie politically, never have been. What I don't think is right is that we have 'natural resources', eg. Hydrocarbons, that are taken out and sold to the whims of a market, with a fucking huge, partially- tax-payer- funded buffer betwixt incumbent resource extraction and spastic end-sale.
At the worst recent point in consumer history, we have hydrocarbon companies making literal fucking billions, much of which comes directly out of our pockets.
Shit ain't right.
- Krassy4
When you read something in parenthesis (like this here) do you use a different voice for what's inside the parenthesis?
- yes. Yoda voicesection_014
- oh? so someone else's voice? not a deeper version of your own?Krassy
- wat.Nairn
- fuck, you're right. haha. my inner voice goes slower and a smidge deeper, wtf?Nairn
- right? same here! lolKrassy
- lol it's in my voice but also this guy's:
https://www.reaction…_niko - He he he!
(he he he)drgs - fuck, i use a whisper voice.thumb_screws
- Yeah, a bit deeper and with the quality of Ron Howard narrating Arrested Development.Wolfboy
- NBQ000
Red Hot Smelly Butts
- Morning_star4
- Overly sensitive? No.
Adequately sensitive? Yes.
Poost Gen-X, MAD stopped being a thing, and I'm guessing there's a complacency in the subsequent generationsContinuity - ... that could become a real problem.
I'm not saying we should have monthly nuclear drills in primary school again, but we need to heighten sensitivity inContinuity - .. gens Y and Z.
Oh, look. You posted this 2 months ago, I just noticed. Carry on, sir.Continuity - Fuck me. It's been two months, already.Continuity
- Time flies when your in a bunker :)Morning_star
- Overly sensitive? No.
- _niko9
Just because you live longer than someone doesn’t mean that you’ve outlived them.
- Nairn2
I wonder if there are cut shots of Phil going really dark with Rita in Groundhog Day? I mean, some have calculated he might've been there for over thirty years... .
- #Day 14,032
I began the day by decapitating Rita and fucking her exposed windpipe. Not my highest point, I acknowledge.Nairn - #Day 14,032
Why do I persist in writing diary entries that re-set themselves each day?Nairn - #Day 14,032
I have completely lost count of what day it is.Nairn - #Sol 923
One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug.Morning_star - Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.Morning_star
- #Day 14,032
- Nairn0
Oh my fucking word.
Fractalised Blockchains.
Chains within chains, domains within domains, each and all communicating upwards into the #UltimateConfirmationOfAll.
All proofs exist, subdivided, all adding to the All.
*dampens shorts
- Nairn0
. o O ( blockchain should be used only to verify the hash of a hash of hash of a reference, which ultimately transcribes to some absolute/distributed reference of #entity which lives over the global distributed web, not the blockchain. )
#keepBlochainAsProofOnly
- Blockchain should be the reference MIDI stream to the global Everything Else.Nairn
- Beeswax1
Why are split peas split?
- I think splitting them releases the awesome power of peasfuturefood