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- utopian-2
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it,
And please don't knock it until you've tried it,
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes,
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo
- Nairn2
I want to hear what the very last song sounds like.
- /tune, because it'll all be massively post-robotic at that pointNairn
- https://68.media.tum…Nairn
- https://i.imgur.com/…Nairn
- PhanLo0
The day after the Las Vegas shooting, I had this thought, which after reading lots of gun fetishist posts, seems even more plausible now.
Do you reckon a certain type of gun lover saw the Las Vegas shooting, heard about how the heat from the gun firing set the smoke alarms off, how the shooter was able to massacre the crowd with relative ease from a safe position and it turned them on enough to have a wank?
I know what you're think woah woah, I have guns and I wouldn't have a chug over something so horrifying. But I don't mean you. I mean the oiling the gun with liberal tears guys.
What do you reckon?I imagine for a certain type of gun fetishist, the Las Vegas shooting is the ultimate fantasy, after all that's what the gun is designed for, indiscriminate mass murder.
Anyway, you might be disgusted by this thought, but you know it's true, someone had a wank over the Las Vegas shootings and now it's in your head too.
- I'm wanking over this postGuyFawkes
- hahaha. I didn't have to look far for evidence...PhanLo
- https://www.quora.co…PhanLo
- https://www.reddit.c…PhanLo
- Ianbolton0
When will someone create a 'Autistic wank off' thread
- and what treasures will such a thread contain?hans_glib
- GretaBrabo_Brabo
- It’s the coronavirus threadscarabin
- Almost every QBN thread is an Autistic Wank Off Thread including this one.CyBrainX
- Bobo why you wanna wank off to underage girl?pango
- Bluejam3
- I think the use of paperweights decreased when we domesticated paper and started keeping it indoors, as opposed to hunting-gathering approachrzu-rzu
- Also, in the 1950s helium was added to paper to make air mail cheaper.Morning_star
- Pre-hvac systems, office interiors were controlled by windows that opened, as well as vents above doorways. This created airflow from room to roomGnash
- What is "paper"?CyBrainX
- AQUTE0
Between truck stops
- Nairn3
Isn't all salt ultimately sea salt?
- Some is organic from "political party" tearsAQUTE
- All salt is Sodium Chloride. Not all salt is from the sea. Rock salt is mined from the earth.Morning_star
- Not all salt is sodium chloride - just the stuff we typically consume. Obviously that wasn't my point. And how was rock salt formed?Nairn
- Besides which, this is the 'idle thoughts' thread, not the 'Autistic wank off thread'.Nairn
- haha classic comments, I still love this place (mostly).fadein11
- No.i_monk
- perhaps the sea is a lake that got contaminated by rock salt?hans_glib
- Minerals are washed from rocks by rain into the sea. The sea evaporates and creates salt deposits. Salt deposits are mined. This takes lots of time.Morning_star
- The salt existed before the sea did.Brabo_Brabo
- kalkal-1
If a wormhole through space and time took you to a point outside the observable universe where nothing you were to do could possibly interact with the events causing you to enter the wormhole in the first place due to expansion, would this solve the grandfather paradox?
- I like turtlesinteliboy
- I think it wouldn't, since the whole grandfather paradox relies on traveling back to kill the grandfather :)rzu-rzu
- The grandfather paradox is a simplified version of "what if you change events to stop you from time travelling back in time in the first place?"kalkal
- In this scenario, you literally wouldn't be able to.kalkal
- true, but it's not really as much a solution as it is avoiding the problem :)rzu-rzu
- < No.Morning_star
- Nairn7
Is there anything more genuinely rewarding than successful slightly-inebriated cooking?
- I think Keith Floyd is my spirit animal.Nairn
- Yes, cutting raw chicken on LSD.sausages
- got back from the pub tonight and made a great salad, a controversial choice and tbh the only cooking was a boiled egg but nailed it A++kingsteven
- With you there and Keith Floyd is a proper legend.MrT
- I’m with you, cooking Italian food while drinking wine and listening to Sinatra and dean martin while slicing garlic like Paulie in goodfellas_niko
- hans_glib-4
if you live south of the equator, do you refer to really cold weather as being antarctic?
- DRIFTMONKEY-1
Do you pronounce "actually" as three syllables, or four?
- Nairn6
the more i like someone, the shorter my sign-off in emails becomes.
- i just noticed this, scanning an email exchange with a client that had its ups and downs. Now we're besties and we just sign off with our first initial.Nairn
- Mine's lower case though, hers unrelentingly upper. Not sure if that's a power move.Nairn
- Dearest Pr2,
Please accept, Sir, the expression of my most distinguished sentiments and earnest salutations to end, henceforth, this digital communication.BaskerviIle - lolMrT
- heheheNairn
- Nairn6
"Do your own research" sounds REALLY fucking expensive.
How the fuck could I afford a fully-specced laboratory and the next 12 years of my life dedicated to that aspect of science.
God forbid I have to make my next phone from absolute first principles. I could barely make a sundial.
- I could totally build a sundial, for the record.Nairn
- One single person can't make a computer mouse. From the mining of the minerals, the individual micro components to the wiring and moulding of the plasticsIanbolton
- It's just too much for one person in a world built on collaboration and shared knowledge. "Do your own research" shows a breaking down of those mechanisms??Ianbolton
- Nairn0
Apparently Manchester has a larger general population catchment than Birmingham.
Birmingham really doesn't figure on my radar generally.
Is Manchester Britain's second city?
- YupAQUTE
- It is known.i_monk
- It's really whether you're a Duran Duran or a Stone Rose.MrT
- What's a 'general population' Brum has more than twice the population of Manchester.Morning_star
- Birmingham just seems like a nothing. It's giant but completely soulless. Had some fun nights out there. Manchesters betterPhanLo
- I'd read that the catchment population was bigger in Mancs than Brums, but apparently this was wrong..Nairn
- https://en.wikipedia…Nairn
- I know that Brum as a city has a larger population than Mancs - I have done ever since I learnt the top ten biggest cities in the UK as a kidNairn
- i_monk-1
I don't know where else to post this:
What if Hitler didn't die, but jumped forward in time to escape assassins from the future?
- Y'see, because time travellers always go back to kill Hitler.i_monk
- they would go back to when he was there to kill him... not after he 'died' ~ ie. killing baby hitlersarahfailin
- sarahfailin2
The milk crate challenge actually rewards people who *fail* at the challenge by giving them more video views, shares, and likes.
No one wants to see a video of someone effortlessly walking over a pyramid of milk crates like it was nothing.
- Nairn0
. o O ( Whatever happened to FlashMobs? )
- I just had a scan of the papers and a deep hollow set itself in my gut. Idiots mobbing TV stations here in the UK, masses thronging in Kabul...Nairn
- ..there's a power amongst some groups that's only gong to grow. Change a'coming.Nairn
- Covid wiped that dumb trend out of existence.utopian
- I can't recall of hearing about them for at least a decade, never mind just pre-covid.Nairn
- They've made a move into tv and film now. Plot advancement through ass-mobbin.PhanLo