UK is Fucked

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  • shapesalad1

    • • Fish Finger sandwich.
      • Crisp sandwich.
      • Bacon sandwich.
      shapesalad
    • Pescatarian, vegan and meat options.shapesalad
    • Whats bottom 3 likedrgs
  • NBQ001

    • Gerontophilia. A demographic issue...OBBTKN
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    • Don't get too excited Jezza. It's a cliockbait PR campaign.fadein11
    • It's international women's day, but they've fucked up on this one.Ianbolton
  • Gardener0

    nice 2 bedroom flat for sale in London

    https://auctionhouselondon.co.uk…

  • Gardener2

  • neverscared2

    https://i.insider.com/64086d2412…

    Russian state TV host claims Ukraine's allies are reduced to eating squirrels because they are spending all their money on military aid

    "Today it was revealed that some restaurants in once-Great Britain will be serving squirrels," Olga Skabayeva said on Russian news show "60 Minutes," per a translation by Ukrainian interior ministry adviser Anton Gerashchenko.

    "In view of the fact that there are plenty of animals in the parks, so why not eat them, bearing in mind the food shortage [in the UK]," Skabayeva said in the video.

    She added: "They [the UK] are not backing down from the decision to help [Ukrainian President Volodymyr] Zelenskyy, to supply weapons. That is, they will eat squirrels, but still supply howitzers."

    https://www.businessinsider.com/…

    • squirrel and chips please and a cider(rabbit piss) to wash it down...neverscared
    • GUNS BEFORE BUTTER!!!!!!hans_glib
    • Squirrels are probably a lot healthier to eat than most supermarket pork/beef/chicken that has been feed grains. At least squirrels eat nuts.shapesalad
    • ^ You'll be wanting to eat wild boar, then. Fucking delicious stuff.Continuity
    • I see your squirrels and I raise you guinea pigs.palimpsest
    • Crispy Critters!Nutter
    • No squirrels in the Co-op today, but Hob Nobs were £2.30!. Outrageous.zardoz
    • Baked goods in general are daft prices.zardoz
    • https://www.greatbri…drgs
  • PhanLo0

  • Gardener3

    • Failed statePhanLo
    • Dunno, seems like quite a state to me.Nairn
    • State propaganda machine the BBC?PhanLo
    • Didn't they just can an Attenborough show because it might get backlash from the rightwing? Such a little Noddy-LandPhanLo
    • Pay an aircut to this man, please!OBBTKN
    • this is what happens when you put a hardline tory at the top, thankfully it won't be for long.fadein11
    • mies´es barcelona chairs are the only classy things in that set up...neverscared
    • Iannucci warned of this in his McTaggart lecture years ago. Looks like it's left to the football pundits to stand up to gvmnt interference.Fax_Benson
    • That was a good watch, thanks Fax
      https://www.youtube.…
      So little's changed in 8 years :(
      Nairn
    • that's the one. The smart people are out there, which makes it more depressing.Fax_Benson
  • PhanLo0

    Crisp shagger must go
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    • Also trending 'Jimmy Saville'PhanLo
    • I think the BBC is fucking itself internally, with Gary Linekar sadly being the prolapseIanbolton
    • Wish I understood what I’ve just writtenIanbolton
    • Hahaha. :-)PhanLo
    • No one under 40 watches bbc or tv. Or gives a fuck.shapesalad
    • No Shearer, Wright or Linekar on MotD.. I see this as a win.zardoz
    • Nearly 50% of the UK population is over 40.PhanLo
  • jmckinno0

    • Well... I actually had a immigrant middle eastern family live next to me for 5 years and it was shit. They lived on a different timezone,shapesalad
    • so lots of noise at 2am, lots of shouting in arabic at 2am, spicy food smells all summer, all 4 lived in a 1bed flat that was more suitable for a young graduateshapesalad
    • trying to make it in London. They constantly broke the rules that were set for the apartment building, listed in the foyer, and were aggressive when Ishapesalad
    • SS dropping his bombs againfadein11
    • mentioned the rules there were breaking. In another apartment, I lived below a muslim arabic guy who also lived a different timezone, shouting from 1pm to 2amshapesalad
    • "spicy food smells all Summer" hahafadein11
    • everyday, even xmas day, supper aggressively shouting, and loud praying songs. Both neighbours, with their noise, made it feel like I was living in the middleshapesalad
    • east. I didn't make it feel like I was living in Europe or UK, and both experiences were negative. To be fair, it could have been great, but it's given me ashapesalad
    • very bad impression and turn me into sounding like one of the callers in that video, lol.shapesalad
    • I think to be fair, you can live next to shit white english people.shapesalad
    • What no one dare say is racism is sort of a natural feeling, the desire to exist in a local area that feels like your tribe, where you understand each other andshapesalad
    • share the same values and customs, is well.. normal. Of course living in a cosmopolitan are is also cool if that's what you want.shapesalad
    • But what the callers here are against is a cosmopolitan/diverst... atmosphere being forced on them without then being asked if that's what they want.shapesalad
    • The host is full of shit. Imagine if we moved to Afghanistan or Saudi Arabia and demanded that our women be allowed to walk down the street in a bikini_niko
    • James o'brien is such a cunt though, a complete lefty, forcing his globalisation diversity view on everyone.shapesalad
    • or demanded that we drink alcohol or demanded that they respect our rights as atheists._niko
    • Humans have different skin colour due to adapting to our environment. The wests diversity drive = going against that adaptation.shapesalad
    • if you want to live in a country you absolutely have to respect their cultural values and try to integrate into that society as much as possible._niko
    • does the host think it's ok for your neighbour to practice female genital mutilation? what about the rape of boys as a right of passage?_niko
    • If the UK remains a grey and cloudy place for the next 1000+ years, eventually all our non white immigrant's future generations will by adaptation become paler.shapesalad
    • what about canibalism? there are tons of crazy shit that happen all over the globe in remote cultures, it doesn't mean we need to embrace and accept them in_niko
    • So give it time and there'll be nothing to worry about, lol.shapesalad
    • ...fear of being labeled a racist ffs._niko
    • Of course, if global warming increases and UK becomes a super sunny place to live, then give it a 1000+ years and we'll all be brown skinned.shapesalad
    • sorry shape our comments look like a shuffled deck of cards lol_niko
    • I left Spain as soon as I could because as much as I loved the place, i didn't want, at the time, to integrate. I think it's an important aspect to consider.Nairn
    • There are plenty of people living here in London – white and otherwise – who have fuck-all desire to 'integrate'. I don't think that is healthy multiculturalismNairn
    • Honestly, most of the 'bad shit' i see here is less to do with brown people than white people who think, and do, get away with shit.Nairn
    • obviously the caller is a moron as well, would he be ok with a polish Neo-nazi family?_niko
    • reverse engineering open door cheap labour immigration may be a problem now, Windrush 2.0?fadein11
    • Whatever - our country needs to have a deep look inside of itself and an honest analysis of what it actually wants.Nairn
    • 'Diersity', if charted on a graph, has gone exponentially up since the 1940s. Perhaps it's peaking and we need to roll it back a bit and gradually adapt to it.shapesalad
    • you joked about wanting to murder immigrants, shape. get in the bin with the other shit, you fucking twat.face_melter
    • Wait. Didn't you guys get your country back after Brexit? Was it all for nothing?pango
    • yes, it's brilliant here now! Like a different cuntry.fadein11
    • Humans are ethnocentric, tribal and territorial. We dont know how to live in big multicultural megapolises -- archaic instincts come in the waydrgs
    • What to do about it? Become a poet, a citizen of the world, without home country or ethnicitydrgs
    • Or dive into it, step off the cliff of racism head first
      In WW3 your skin color will be your uniform™
      drgs
    • Doubt it. Even China has beef with all the neighbouring countries.pango
    • And Japanese aren't too terribly fond of Koreans.Continuity
    • If anyone can tell me the difference between a Hutu and a Tutsi or an Igbo and a Yoruba or a Tigray vs an Oromo or a Serb vs a Croat or a Russian vs a Ukrainian_niko
    • Racism, conflicts, wars, genocides happen between actual neighbours with minute cultural and ethnic differences at a rate millions of times higher than they do_niko
    • Between people from different countries and different continents._niko
    • So for the host to imply this is some kind of white British problem is absurd. He’s got to look no further than the barely “united” kingdom in his own back yard_niko
    • Btw who does UK belong to? White skin people or all of its citizens? If it belong to white skin people. Are you all so monolithic? Or maybe only God's chosenpango
    • White people? Or the rich white people and which rich white people? Cuz I bet every rich rich people would like to run it differently too.pango
    • So who does it belong to? Or better yet. What is it anyway?pango
    • It belongs to Russian oligarchs, actually.Continuity
    • *black guy walks in...necromation
    • ... Walks right back outnecromation
    • +1 necro.
      Waiting for one of those bright sparks up there to say, 'Oh, but you're different ... '
      Continuity
  • neverscared0

    NOT fucked

    Most Britons think housing Ukrainian refugees is a good thing, a study shows.

    Eight in ten people who took in Ukrainians fleeing the war said they had a positive experience of hosting refugees, while most of the public think the UK should continue to take in people from war zones, according to a study.

    Detailed polling from More in Common, a civil society organisation, found that 88% of people who took in refugees from Ukraine would do so again, compared with 3% who would not.

    It also found that 68% of Britons believe the fact that the UK has taken in more than 150,000 refugees from Ukraine is a good thing and only 17% think it is a bad thing.

    The findings come amid controversy over Rishi Sunak’s policy of detaining and deporting refugees who flee to the UK across the Channel in small boats, prompting outrage among human rights campaigners and the UN refugee agency.

    • Zardoz is in the 17% for sure...neverscared
    • It's not Ukranian's invading our south coast.zardoz
    • The cunts crossing the channel arent fleeing war, what with France being a safe country. They're country shopping for the best deal.zardoz
    • ^ yet 80% have their asylum approved.fadein11
    • nuts, innitzardoz
    • ask the to rewrite the Human rights and write instead of humans - cunts with different color of skin not included - thats what u would enjoy u hate monger..neverscared
    • Universal Declaration of Human Rights ... the Universal is too much for you ha....neverscared
    • also ukraine war refugees pass a few safe countries too before arrivin in uk... so your logic is as depraved as your fears..neverscared
    • the flee prosecution from the taliban for example... pretty much the same as war...neverscared
    • Plenty of safe countries between Afghanistan and the UK.zardoz
    • I dont see what's hateful about stating the bleeding obvious.zardoz
    • baby jesus and the grown one too...necromation
  • palimpsest0

    France 53 - England 10
    Fucked

    • nah mate, we were being nice to the french and letting them win, in the new spirit of entente cordialehans_glib
    • Right, typical behaviour of the perfidious Albion.palimpsest
    • hahahaha Morris Dancing fuds :)mrAtor
    • yeah that was a
      shocker
      _me_
  • PhanLo0

    • I ate a bounty bar on acid once. 8 hours of feeling coconut tasting ants in my mouth...8 fucking hours!mrAtor
    • ^hehehe The taste of paradisePhanLo
    • Dark choc Bounty's ftw.microkorg
    • I'd eat a Bounty, just quite like his bletheringPhanLo
  • PhanLo0



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    queens pal

    • Duper's delight. After filming I bet he went home and had a good wank.zardoz
    • This is actually the English governments approach to running the countryPhanLo
  • zardoz-1

    • The tarmac bag and surnames are a giveaway..zardoz
    • At least they worse suits to the funeral...shapesalad
  • shapesalad1

  • PhanLo0

  • neverscared5

    • trumpo loco couldn`t have done it better...neverscared
    • Would trump hire him at El Pollo Loco?AQUTE
    • just fuck off
      with your dogwhistle
      three word slogans
      designed for morons
      without a brain
      hans_glib
    • is the sign adressed to the waves or the fish ?neverscared
    • or more likeley to zardoz directly as in - The cunts crossing the channel - as he names it... maybe they can use his phrase next time...neverscared
    • perhaps influenced by Tony Abbott - now a UK Advisor - who weaponised this message as Aus PM a decade ago.MrT
    • "Sorry. We're Full"zardoz
    • "Next Stop Rwanda"zardoz
    • if england would be zardoz brain u could take in 56mio migrants...neverscared
    • I've never in my life felt so threatened by a small boat. Yet I feel like the government are being more of a threat to my livelihood right now.Ianbolton
  • AQUTE0
  • AQUTE3

    • even after 100 of these boats, it gets old after a while.hotroddy
  • Nairn-1

    I spent over 4 hours on public transport today, getting around a version of London that doesn't have a pretty fucking good Tube network,

    This on top of having to pay £130 for a taxi back from the airport earlier this year, when I bluntly and stupidly mangled with another national strike, I'm a bit miffed.

    I get the right to strike, but as someone who's not been 'employed' as-such for over 20 years, and has never had scope for striking, it's a bit of a fucking pisser. Why am I being fucked for this?

    • Do you need to live/work in London? Is it completely necessary?shapesalad
    • you obviously *don't* get why people are striking if you're fucking moaning about it.face_melter
    • Ah, the virtuous sniper, here to save the day! Well done, problem solved :)Nairn
    • Solidarity with the workers Nairn. Just because you’re freelance doesn’t mean someone who isn’t doesn’t deserve a decent rate of pay.PhanLo
    • But £130 for a taxi is insane.PhanLo
    • Millions of people took a shit hit out of their day because unions couldn't organise a better response. Sorry, fuck that. I've never had that leverage, nor willNairn
    • The trains and buses I was on today were filled with hard-working, pissed-off people unaligned with trade unions, much like me.Nairn
    • London was totally fucked today because of this. I'm not sure how easy that is to convey. The Tube is everything down here.Nairn
    • Just because you work hard, doesn’t mean that someone shouldn’t get a living wage.PhanLo
    • £130 taxi was because my flight was delayed by 2h:55m and I ended up in far s.LDN having to get to mid N.LDN at >11pm. Yaay. Train & bus would've cost ~£24.Nairn
    • I feel these days it’s so expensive to live, but it’s not even good.PhanLo
    • Sure, I don't dispute that, PhanLo, but i maintain my right to be pissed off that their union's strategy has cost me, a mere peon, time and money, and for whatNairn
    • I'm particularly pissed off because I HAD to get in time to pick my daughter up at 6pm, and if I'd not risked a short cut, would've been late by a half hourNairn
    • We don't have the support structures in place to make up for that kind of situation. I *need* to have shit working within some kind of reasonNairn
    • Striking is the only leverage they have.
      Shit for you though.
      PhanLo
    • I'd suggest that striking strategically might be an option. I dunno. it's not my domain, i'm just shat on by it.Nairn
    • When the public sector has been fucked in the arse for over a decade, these strikes have been on the cards for a while. They could've been mitigated...Ianbolton
    • by the government, but they chose to double-down on their 'militant trade unions' narrative which really didn't help.Ianbolton
    • Sorry you took the brunt of this fall out though mate. Not great times right now.Ianbolton