UK is Fucked
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- shapesalad0
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62…
"Prince Andrew to care for Queen's beloved corgis."
Is that going to be the same way he 'cared' for young women with his mate Epstein.
- https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- he's going to shag them, 100% :(mrAtor
- PhanLo1
- Respect.. wearing a tie in that heat.shapesalad
- One for you, PhanLo
https://twitter.com/…Nairn - ^ hehehe :-)PhanLo
- royals are kool... thank god we have them....give them more cashneverscared
- Nairn0
Honestly more than a little bored of all the anti-Monarchist memes now. If you watched Charlie's first Kingsome speech, you know where all this is headed.
There's no need for the aggro, weedy-biceped pseudo-anarchist patter, shit's ending itself.
- All hail whatever replaces the Kardashians!Nairn
- Fact: 98.6% of all anarchist meme creators have loudly dyed hair.
BECAUSE THEY'RE INTERESTING.Nairn - The fact the global news is full of royal stuff is the reason it's good to have the royals.shapesalad
- I liked that he gave a shout out to the one true religion in his speech. It revitalised heats and rangers fans up here, poor bastards.PhanLo
- Is it really all that "aggro, weedy-biceped pseudo-anarchist patter" everything I have seen so far is incredible low effort dank memery.jonny_quest_lives
- Also I really believe it's how she'd want to be remembered. She lives on in our hearts you know.jonny_quest_lives
- Worshipping a person because they're from a long line of inbred land thieves that re-enforces the class system is just bizarre to me. But folk love it.PhanLo
- It's more what she embodied : Unionism, Protestantism, continuity, dignity etc.zardoz
- All that's Great about the UK.zardoz
- ^LoLPhanLo
- Gardener1
- Good one!SimonFFM
- One has been transferred to an inter dimensional prisonGardener
- Total Recall maskProjectile
- two weeksjagara
- https://i.pinimg.com…jagara
- neverscared0
- Dune 2?Bluejam
- too soon?utopian
- his fingers will go full tetsuo
https://c.tenor.com/…tank02 - Hahaha :D
KANEDAAAAAAjagara
- neverscared5
- LolGnash
- a great idea from this marketing dude
https://i.kym-cdn.co…tank02 - Needs more Incentivisation. have a target, stab 30 times in 30 secs for an iTunes card. Treat it like those arcade punch bags. New high score!thumb_screws
- Do you get these in other European countries?shapesalad
- It's probably full of used sex toys, wee ones, big ones, some the size of swords!mrAtor
- MrT2
Ibiza tribue from Wayne Linekar ("Line-" optional), Gary's younger brother...
- TastefulPhanLo
- I know which procession Andrew would rather have attended. It was moving and I do believe it's how she'd want to be remembered.jonny_quest_lives
- PhanLo1
- the UK version of this https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- its fookin mingincherub
- It really is fucking minging. I bought some 'by accident' recently and threw it away after two sips. Awful synthetic taste, and horrifically sweet.Nairn
- autoflavour3
Fucking Queen costing me money..
We get a National Day of Mourning next week..
but as a Casual just means its a day off without pay.FUCK YOU PAY ME
- work anyway, charge double.hans_glib
- huh, I thought you lived in New Zealand?shapesalad
- ThAt'S oUr QuEeN yer TalKin AbOOtPhanLo
- hah, kinda crazy we only get a bank holiday in the UKkingsteven
- Well... eBay a synth and have fun playing the rest of them that you own, on the day off.shapesalad
- "God save you no monies" :(mrAtor
- Yes very annoying. Friday too for the AFL grand final which is on another day FFS.MrT
- I'm going to have a BBQ, fat sausages and horse meat in honour of the glorious new kingly couple.MrT
- the more annoying thing is my other job at uni, they are paying the tutors regardless. but I work on the Wednesday, not Thursdayautoflavour
- neverscared0
Liz Truss energy and tax plan ‘will give richest families twice as much support’
Thinktank says richest tenth of UK households would receive £4,700 on average, and poorest tenth £2,200Liz Truss’s plans for an energy price freeze and sweeping tax cuts will give Britain’s richest households twice as much financial support with living costs as the poorest households, according to a leading thinktank.
https://www.theguardian.com/busi…
lucky royals
- Kill the poor
but growthPhanLo - it will trickle down... no problemneverscared
- If you pay more tax it's only logical to get more support.palimpsest
- Truss is the end of level puppet PM.fadein11
- it's daft we needed a leading thinktank to explain something that most people knew already. Just glad King Charles can afford to heat the palace this winterIanbolton
- presumably he inherited his mother's 2-bar electric firehans_glib
- Well, maybe the think tank is funded by labour and they fudged the numbers, you can't take stuff at face value.shapesalad
- I have to take most things at face value as there's not enough time in my life to be analysing literally everything. And Tories fudge numbers a lotIanbolton
- maybe maybe maybe... but u are afraid to find out its not... so u dont try to find out...neverscared
- and it doesnt matter when the numbers are correct... labour or not...neverscared
- Time for a few riots, smashing up of banks and a general strike. Perhaps they’d listen like they did with the Poll Tax riots.Chimp
- who cares anyway, money isn't real. we run on a growth economy fuelled by credit. nothing has value anymore - hence gov debt is massive, inflation is high.shapesalad
- Kill the poor
- drgs4
- The reptilian overlords are great at surpressing the masses, but so great at fashioning human skin gloves to hide their scaly clawsBluejam
- 'not'Bluejam
- yes cuz inbreedingYakuZoku
- looks like if his income would match his dexterity he would live on the streets...neverscared
- vampire too much?oey_oey
- I can't find it at the moment, but somebody did a speculative breakdown of the royal sausage fingers.garbage
- What you're seeing is severe edema, probably caused by incredibly fatty foods (veal, royal junk, etc) and alcoholism.garbage
- Probably been on a battery of statins for a few decades, which is why you can't see it in his face, but you can't really stop the pooling in the extremities.garbage
- His toes probably look like sunburned gas station hot links.garbage
- Sureshot approvedRamanisky2
- He indulges himself lots, apparently.
A glutton.zardoz
- PhanLo4
- Never mind the truth.Morning_star
- unlike glorious leader vlad the put inhans_glib
- Big Vlad will be dead soonPhanLo
- Well. What power does Charles have?jagara
- Money is his power.robthelad
- Sadly for poor Charles, he's spent the last decades envious the sort of Money he knows exists out there and he can't have. The Royals ain't Billionaires.Nairn
- are they not the largest land-owners in Britain?_niko
- https://www.forbes.c…_niko
- Nope, despite common conception, that money's the country's not theirs. It even says as much in the article you posted.Nairn
- Royals have plenty money squirrelled away, offshore banking biznizzzPhanLo
- The U.K. doesn’t vote for a Prime Minister. It votes for a political party. Both still are 100% cunts though.Chimp
- The dumb peasants actually believe they're not mega wealthy or mega influential. The dumb peasants believe literally anything. Covid proved that.Hench
- neverscared1
Britain likes to consider itself the cradle of free speech – until someone heckles Prince Andrew
Vocal antipathy towards any number of things is a cornerstone of The Great British Way. Shame the authorities don’t agree
Yesterday, police arrested a 22-year-old man in Edinburgh after Prince Andrew was heckled as he walked behind the Queen’s coffin. “Andrew,” the shout was heard, “you’re a sick old man.” Hand on heart, I’ve heard worse. And if Prince Andrew hasn’t, he certainly will. Money and position and expensive lawyers can insulate you from a huge number of consequences in our imperfect world, but if some boy in the streets wants to go full Emperor’s New Clothes on you, you might just have to suck it up, even if it is bad manners in the circs.
- Missed opportunity to get “sweaty nonce” in there.mort_
- That policeman saved him for a kicking. Mob justice thwarted :(zardoz
- Free speech dont exist in the land of non crime hate incidents.zardoz
- £12 million of tax payers money to pay off the underage girl he slept with. £350 million tax payers money to renovate their palace...Hench
- and people working minimum wage barely able to feed their family celebrate these scum bags as if they're heroes. What a world.Hench
- mort_2
The stress of the job is showing already!
- King Tantrum.shapesalad
- after "stinking time" is he saying "fucking"?shapesalad
- very gracefull... too dumb for the job...neverscared
- Montblanc or Parker?OBBTKN
- sausage fingers vs fountain pensoey_oey
- Stupid, spoilt manbaby. Enjoy your hell, you've waited long enough.Nairn
- Six-toed, born to rule pony fuckers.garbage
- I mean, his mom just died, and he’s spent the last few days under a microscope. Would you be in a good mood to sign some bullshit paperwork with a leaky pen?pusherbot
- such a charming chaputopian
- I'm gonna start saying "stinking" instead of "fucking" and see how that works out irl.cherub
- Wait so he's human?slappy
- He's not strong enough for the job.zardoz
- fuck you all for your lack of understandinghans_glib
- no servant handed him the pen... that was too much for him .. he is not used to pick it up by himself...neverscared
- Trained his entire life for moments like these.PhanLo
- I yell at annoyning objects all the time. Fit to be king it seems.inteliboy
- I let annoying objects work their will and lock my anger inside until I explodedrgs
- puny level of zen aka. douchebagneverscared
- haha @drgspusherbot
- Bluejam4
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- I really don’t get all this flower buying the leaving somewhere. It’s just so wasteful. No one gets to enjoy the flowers. They just dry up.shapesalad
- And eventually as more flowers are left, all you see is the plastic wrap.shapesalad
- why people insist on leaving the plastic is beyond me. the same arseholes who pick up dogshit in a bag and then leave the bag of shite on the ground.hans_glib
- Slaves to a man or slaves to a land, a slave is still a slavePhanLo
- People who are lacking real connections in their life...Chimp
- All i see is pollutionmilfhunter
- CuntsNBQ00
- FFS.
Nothing is making me happier than knowing I don't live in the UK, Canada, or any other commonwealth country right now.Continuity - I can also see the future tombstones in this pic.uan
- Wouldn't it be better to donate to a local food Bank than buy flowers, then it's a win-win, you show you care and someone doesn't go hungryGardener
- OoOoOo, a new flavour of Haribo! Nice.robthelad
- Beautiful I believe it's how Haribo would want Fruitilicious to be remembered...jonny_quest_lives
- Gardener1
- NOW WHERE WILL I PISS?!Nairn
- Well. Those flowers look like they need watering.Continuity
- neverscared0
- Pffft.
Not enough flags.
Weak.Continuity - https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- Nazi townmrAtor
- How every town should look since BrexitPhanLo
- I think it looks great.zardoz
- How's that Brexit thing going?utopian
- nationalism is a helluva drugBeeswax
- it does look great... especially if u have a small brain and penis..neverscared
- very well ordered... like soldiers marching the streets in formation... idiots love that..neverscared
- Pffft.