UK is Fucked

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  • drgs4

    Has he always had sausage fingers?

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    • The reptilian overlords are great at surpressing the masses, but so great at fashioning human skin gloves to hide their scaly clawsBluejam
    • 'not'Bluejam
    • yes cuz inbreedingYakuZoku
    • looks like if his income would match his dexterity he would live on the streets...neverscared
    • vampire too much?oey_oey
    • I can't find it at the moment, but somebody did a speculative breakdown of the royal sausage fingers.garbage
    • What you're seeing is severe edema, probably caused by incredibly fatty foods (veal, royal junk, etc) and alcoholism.garbage
    • Probably been on a battery of statins for a few decades, which is why you can't see it in his face, but you can't really stop the pooling in the extremities.garbage
    • His toes probably look like sunburned gas station hot links.garbage
    • Sureshot approvedRamanisky2
    • He indulges himself lots, apparently.
      A glutton.      zardoz
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