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- Bluejam1
22 days to go ...
- monoboy1
- hahaBluejam
- he's just taking back control. If the other guy refuses to hit him, he'll jolly well hit himself.Fax_Benson
- Gnash1
- hahahadetritus
- hahahahamugwart
- LOL!Krassy
- Haha. But was there a clear manifesto? She should've argued that instead of just walking out.Ianbolton
- interviewer was an obnoxious c*ntfadein11
- But that's her job, and Olney's making it clear she's not up to her own.detritus
- interviewer just knows her stuff shes not a c*nt. girl getting interviewed is a coward.microkorg
- Next level passive aggressive. lolsofakingback
- she fucking lead her ass right to the slaughtersofakingback
- Bluejam2
oh dear
- monoboy0
Hey English, you like a da feesh and cheeps?
- I blame the immigrants. They come over here and don't even attempt to integrate into our culture.monoboy
- The French call British expats 'le Fuck Offs' and 'le ros boeuf'.monoboy
- My father's an 'ex-pat' in southern Spain and has fuck all to do with this lot. Strangely, he lived there for a good decade before the EU even existed.detritus
- trooperbill1
article 50 here we come! #dontworrybehappy
- trooperbill1
he European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!
Herr Schmidt
- fruitsalad1
Bummer all this Brexit crap. I wanted to move to Lisbon.
- Higher unemployment in LisbonDillinger
- and work remotely, via the inter websfruitsalad
- Lisbon same timezone as London. More sunshine, relaxed, less London nonsense.fruitsalad
- green grassDillinger
- fruitsalad0
There's a slight sense that Brexit is like sacking a bad client (EU).
The EU had in recent years started to show signs of becoming a megalomaniac organisation and certainly isn't what we signed up for back when it was just a trade agreement.
Its's downfall won't come because of Brexit or other exits, but because it's a political entity - and as we all know - in politics, once people get a taste of power and get used to spending the peoples money, they want more and more of it... more control, more budgets,more perks, more things on the expenses account etc etc etc.
So slight feeling of satisfaction as we sack this bad client.
- ...and then a sense of stupidity as we wonder why we're out of business as we don't have another client lined up.Bluejam
- sorry, but that's quite a stupid analogy and is the kind attitude that has me worried.Fax_Benson
- no plan in place (as stated by the CEO) - shareholders need to fire the CEO using this analogy.fadein11
- Well no plan means we can be flexible. Anyway, no point being negative and saying it's a worrying and stupid. It's happening, get learning mandarin FFS!fruitsalad
- They'd much rather be worried and say it's all going to be shit. Fortunately, it isn't.********
- Oh yes I know it is happening. And I will say what the fuck I like about it thanks. It is stupid and would never have happened without a bunch of lying cuntsfadein11
- and the right wing press.fadein11
- you left out Hitler and Russia haha :)Dillinger
- haha - yes I did - haha. you are a funny guy.fadein11
- lolDillinger
- hans_glib0
i wonder if all the arguments about the expenses etc is slightly misleading.
that's certainly what i felt, until somebody told me there are less eurocrats in the whole eu than there are bureaucrats in the uk treasury department.
- £50 billion cost to leave. Oh dear what was the point. For all the EU's problems it was v.silly of people to put trust in an inept convservative government.fadein11
- they didn't - they voted in a referendumhans_glib
- precisely - they voted leave knowing the conservative govt (who's prime minister was against it) would have to see it through. Hilarious.fadein11
- They are going to need all those bureaucrats now - conservative estimates reckon on 10 years of trade agreement rewrites lol.fadein11
- What really tickled me recently was the fact the govt is having to hire in EU specialist negotiators for the Brexit process as we don't have enough in the UK.fadein11
- Eu moves offices once month at a cost of £130m http://www.telegraph…fruitsalad
- "In all, the EU admits that the monthly Strasbourg sitting, which lasts just four days, costs an additional £93 million a year" Sorry but EU has become a joke.fruitsalad
