Dream of the Day
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- drgs3
I dreamed that girls have sewing kits in their vaginas
- drgs0
I had a dream I was dining out with a friend at a Jewish place, but somehow he got lost, and I was trying to figure out all the Jewish food
- futurefood3
Been having this recurring dream about a nuclear warhead destroying los angeles. Twice it has happened now.
First time I was at a park with friends during some picnic event. I had to fight to get home since I didn't have a car for some reason.
Second time I was at work and right after the bright flash I was worried about not delivering a project and preparing to survive with my coworkers.
When I awoke, my first thought was, "Fuck that place and fuck those peeps".
- drgs3
I had a dream I went to Japan to visit the city of Takayo.
Not Tokyo... Takayo.
- Nairn2
OBBTKN's post about his Dad reminded me of a short dream I had last night, or this morning or I don't know when the fuck when because mini-nairn's sleeping, or not, like a total cunt.
Anyway, the dream—
I was speaking to my Dad on the phone and his breathing became weirdly laboured then stuttered and stopped and I knew that he was dying, but I was miles away and couldn't do anything as I listen to him fade.
A bit of a shit dream, all told.
- Reactive attachment disorder. #ThreeWordFreudDiagn...monoboy
- drgs4
I had a dream I got evicted from my apartment for "littering with cigarette butts and used condoms"
I, for one, own my own apartment, do not smoke, and have sex much, much, much less often than I would like to
- NBQ001
The other night I was dreaming fighting alongside Keanu Reaves. Not sure if Matrix or John Wick type of setting but something like that.
We had to make it upstairs when some dudes attacked us and we had to fight for our lives.
Keanu got heavily injured and was just lying there almost dead. While I had a tough fight with the last guy and finally was able to kill him with a knife.
When I turned to Keanu he was dead.
- Sexual masochism disorder. #ThreeWordFreudDiagn...monoboy
- ShenanigansTV2
Have you ever had a cartoon dream?
- Reactive attachment disorder. #ThreeWordFreudDiagn...monoboy
- IRNlun60
I was just a child and the battle was beginning. Old men, women, and children where crowding into the rafters of an old wooden home. Avoiding the sunlight peaking through the cracks in the wooden planked walls. Hiding in the shadows.
Some peaked through those cracks to see the battle unfolding. Wailing at the sight of thousands of men being killed with each swing of the enemies axe.
Fate was hurtling itself against that home. I crawled into the middle of the light. I drew my bow, pointed towards the entrance of the rafters, and waited.
- Narcissistic personality disorder. #ThreeWordFreudDiagn...monoboy
- drgs-1
I had a dream where I encouraged one of my coworkers to perform a sex reassignment surgery
Ref. https://www.qbn.com/reply/387085…
Should I see a psychiatrist?
Discuss
- Avoidant personality disorder #ThreeWordFreudDiagn...monoboy
- Nairn2
Y'day I dreamt I was engaging in sexual intercourse with my sister.
I don't have a sister.
- steamyutopian
- wincest!Fax_Benson
- It's good that you can invent something as incestuous, but also as intricate as that. Elaborate dreaming at its finest. Freud approves too. 10/10Ianbolton
- drgs2
I had a dream I held some kind of presentation at work, but then went off track. I started telling about mustard gas. I brought a sample -- a can of mustard for everyone to smell.
Then I went on to talk about how to spot a fake driver's licence. Apparently, every new driver's licence is made valid 6 month back in time from the actual date of issue, so if you find a licence which is less than 6 months old, then it's fake.
My sleep brain is retarded
- drgs2
I had a dream about the future. In the future you will be able to talk to any electronic device, but because they are so many and you cannot remember all their names, what you do is to point at the device you want to talk to. They don't like to be pointed at and they answer you in a passive-aggressive way.
- drgs0
I had a dream that in the future the computer will know everything about you, all your innermost thoughts.
When logging in there is no password to be typed in, but tailor-made questions which only you can answer.
- Nairn2
Clearly my late night kebab on the way back from work at 1am was quite salty as I was totally parched every time I briefly woke up. This bled into my dreams a bit as I had a dull but very real detail in where I woke up early this morning and thirstily quaffed a bottle of cider rather than water or tea to feed my thirst. When I woke up proper I had a distinct pang of stupid regret thinking "Why the fuck did I do that?" before realising I actually hadn't and I wasn't starting the day drunk.
Was still thirsty though.
- Early onset of Alcohol-related dementia.
#SixWordFreudDiagnos...monoboy
- Early onset of Alcohol-related dementia.
- Nairn9
huh. it just popped into mind and I'm not sure what to think.
I dreamt last night that someone was clumsily and brutally circumcising themself with a paperclip and once done, was adamant about trying to show me the result, thrusting a fatty length of flesh near my face. It was bloodless, which somehow made it even more disgusting and I wanted nothing to do with any of it, but was trapped in close proximity for some reason and couldn't get away.
- Haha. Jesus. I keep having anxiety dreams recently, but this is next level!Ianbolton
- They were thrusting their ex-foreskin near my face, not their decimated plod. In case that makes any difference to your interpretation.Nairn
- Confused sexuality. #TwoWordFreudDiagnos...monoboy
- you have a penis size obsessionhotroddy
- with a paperclip...drgs
- With a paperclip. Flesh was like that of the Engineers in Prometheus.
@hotroddy - c'mon, try harder.Nairn - oh ffs, is it that quiet in here today that this is the first thing on the QBN homepage?
flolNairn - *Immediately upvotesFax_Benson
- Keep em coming Nairn. Made me chuckle. :-)PhanLo
- oh sorry Nairn... I was only going off the freud diagnosis. Don't google it!hotroddy
- DaveO5
I had a dream last night where I was in my old party flat in whitechapel and came in with some friends. It was a mess, glasses cans and ashtrays everywhere – and this is what I used to see all the time, people raving there and then leaving it a mess.
The group of people came back from a night out and started partying again and then people sitting on the sofa started to aggressively piss themselves all at the same time.
I woke up at 5am feeling really anxious and lonely.
- Don't know what any of that means except the last line.Fax_Benson
- Glad it didn't end with a wet bed.
Hope you're ok.PhanLo
- bezoar3
I attended a qbn meet n' greet in a NY hotel. Before the party started everyone kept shit talkin online for fun. Eventually, smaller groups of 10-15 began to congregate in the hotel rooms–just hanging out, drinking and smoking. Everyone tried to guess the qbn monikers and cheered when identified. I could only identify Shellie and Grafician, who coincidentally looked like a photographer I know. An ongoing joke was to introduce yourself as “Doris McSquibble”.