Dream of the Day

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  • Nairn9

    huh. it just popped into mind and I'm not sure what to think.

    I dreamt last night that someone was clumsily and brutally circumcising themself with a paperclip and once done, was adamant about trying to show me the result, thrusting a fatty length of flesh near my face. It was bloodless, which somehow made it even more disgusting and I wanted nothing to do with any of it, but was trapped in close proximity for some reason and couldn't get away.

    • Haha. Jesus. I keep having anxiety dreams recently, but this is next level!Ianbolton
    • They were thrusting their ex-foreskin near my face, not their decimated plod. In case that makes any difference to your interpretation.Nairn
    • Confused sexuality. #TwoWordFreudDiagnos...monoboy
    • you have a penis size obsessionhotroddy
    • with a paperclip...drgs
    • With a paperclip. Flesh was like that of the Engineers in Prometheus.

      @hotroddy - c'mon, try harder.
      Nairn
    • oh ffs, is it that quiet in here today that this is the first thing on the QBN homepage?
      flol
      Nairn
    • *Immediately upvotesFax_Benson
    • Keep em coming Nairn. Made me chuckle. :-)PhanLo
    • oh sorry Nairn... I was only going off the freud diagnosis. Don't google it!hotroddy

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