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- lajj0
Florida man calls 911 after wife throws out beer
- marychain0
Of course he was from Florida
- Salarrue0
Florida man makes bid to marry his 'porn-filled Apple computer'
http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/your…
Chris Sevier, a self-described “former judge advocate and combat veteran” is petitioning the state to let him put a ring on his “porn-filled Apple computer,” – an object he says he has fallen in love with and prefers over all other persons or things.“Recently, I purchased an Apple computer. The computer was sold to me without filters to block out pornography. I was not provided with any warning by Apple that pornography was highly addictive and could alter my reward cycle by the manufacturer. ” Sevier wrote in a 24-page-long filing with the state of Florida.
- next level fanboyAl_dizzle
- same guy? http://www.wsmv.com/…hereswhatidid
- CALLES0
Florida Woman on Crack Gives Birth in Motel, Bites off Umbilical Cord
A pregnant Florida woman delivered her baby in a motel bathtub, and that's the least bizarre thing about the circumstances of the child's entry into this mad, mad, mad, mad world.
Chrystal Hassell, 37, had checked into an Ocala, Fla., motel room with her boyfriend and her 11-month-old child, and proceeded to smoke crack for an entire day. Although she was only 7 months pregnant, she started going into labor.
Hassell's boyfriend, Vincent Terry, had left the motel to run an errand, so she delivered the baby herself in the motel bathtub, chewing through the umbilical cord with her teeth.
Afterward, she called Terry and asked him to come back, but he was pulled over for speeding on the way. An officer might have been understanding under the circumstances, but Terry was wanted for attempted murder in Colorado, News 13 reported.
Hassell waited an hour before calling 911, giving the baby breaths to keep it alive, investigators say. She's being charged with child neglect.
The unfortunate baby was airlifted to a Gainesville hospital in critical condition, and has been placed in foster care. Both parents are now in jail in Marion County.
- so sad... damn...ohhhhhsnap
- cuntmoldero
- Baby never stood a chance.omahadesigns
- She looks good for 37 though.omahadesigns
- CALLES0
http://gawker.com/topless-florid…
Topless Florida Woman Wrecks McDonalds, Pauses to Guzzle Ice Cream
- toemaas0
Holy shit - she delivered a baby on acid
- vaxorcist0
many have seen:
http://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaM…
but it may apply to women:
Florida woman blames her 'big breasts' for failing sobriety test
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/0…
- vaxorcist0
"Florida Man of the day News" http://talkingpointsmemo.com/liv…
Florida Man Causes Controversy With KKK Flag In Front Yard
- moldero0
Pregnant Mother Of 3 Tries To Kill Kids By Driving Minivan Into Ocean
- yurimon0
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel…
Florida Cops’ Secret Weapon:
- ukit20
County in FL spends over $5 million repeatedly jailing 37 homeless people
- CALLES0
Florida Man Beat Roommate to Death Over Stolen Fried Chicken Foot
A 52-year-old from Tampa named James Jugo is facing manslaughter charges after admitting to police that he beat his roommate to death.
The cause of the deadly disagreement? A stolen chicken foot.According to the Tampa Bay Times, Jugo lived with 56-year-old Benjamin Calderon. On Friday night Calderon was busy cooking up some chicken feet on a skillet. At some point Jugo decided to help himself to one of the chicken feet.
This lead to a violent confrontation. Jugo told police he beat Calderon with his fists, though a witness says that a board may have been involved.
An autopsy found that Calderon died of blunt force trauma to the head and internal bleeding.
Jugo, who has been arrested 19 times before in Florida, now faces a manslaughter charge. Jugo's previous charges were mostly non-violent, and included burglary, cocaine possession, and owning a dangerous dog.
- yurimon0
Note to self, Corporatism is strong in this state. However considering miami was built on the drug trade.
- e-pill0
agreed.. this is the most ridiculous state i ever lived in.
- cant wait to leave .. and never look back..e-pill
- You are doing it.....waaaaaaaay wrong. Guess you dont live in miami...probably in some retard area like orlando?marychain
- eh.. something happened yesterday and today that kinda changes things.. for the better.e-pill
- i live in the area you told me to live in.. 1 block from las olas.. its fun here but its noo miamie-pill
- and a pin drop from nyc.. but.. its florida and ridiculous things happen here that dont happene-pill
- elsewhere.. i like the area i live in, i like my environment, but its missing many things..e-pill
- CALLES0
Rampaging Face-Eater Anesson Joseph Was Locally Known Hipster and Artist
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/r…
this is a new case
- ZOOP0
"Animal House Became a State" Florida's motto!