Batman/Superman movie
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- kona0
lil spoiler alert here...
in the comic batman beat superman with kryptonite (kryptonite arrow shot by green arrow). in the first movie kryptonite wasn't introduced, and i thought the director said kryptonite WON'T be either. in my opinion the only way batman could beat superman is if he lured superman into a strip club and was killed by strippers. everyone knows strippers have no soul, and will suck the soul out of any being sitting in a metal fold up chair.
i'm looking forward to this movie.
- not non folding chairs though then there is no soul suction achieved.cannonball1978
- jtb263
It seems ridiculous to me to critique a plot point as being unbelievable when the premise on which the plot is founded is entirely unbelievable. If you're going to suspend disbelief to the point where you're willing to accept that a man can fly and lift mountains you've lost the ability to make judgments about what is realistic and what is not.
- ok dadmonospaced
- trueMiguex
- Uh, he's not a man. He's an alien, so the rules of earth's reality are unbroken.zarkonite
- Miguex0
What the hell are you guys talking about?
everyone knows Batman could never figure out where superman is once he put those glasses on. he is the master of disguise. Batman will never see it coming
- ukit20
"when in reality Batman is human and Superman isnt, and would rip batman into shreds."
- < Exactly. Its stupid. "Oh but Batman is smart" LAZER EYES TO THE FACE, THE END.sem
- lead face mask duh!!e-pill
- Lead!randommail
- Throws Batman into space..better yet, throws into the Sun. THE END.sem
- deathboy0
they worked in the kingdom come series.... but not so sure they'll work together in something for a hollywood movie...
- sem0
- fucking awfulCygnusZero4
- There's nothing about this idea that isn't shit.CyBrainX
- Sep0
Are you talking about The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller?
The graphic novel written in 1986 and still number one in most lists?
A story that very heavily inspired Chrisopher Nolan's version of Batman, that didn't only safe Batman from being the laughable campy television character he was since the 60's but helped the whole medium of comic books to grow up and gain respect as a worthy artform that could tell serious stories?Yeah. Miller was really running out of ideas when he wrote that.
- I have it. Batman and Superman together is ridiculous.CygnusZero4
- And you'll keep whining about that all the way to the movie theatre, no doubt.Sep
- CygnusZero40
This is how you know they were really running out of ideas in comics. Take the 2 biggest superheroes and pretend they can compete with each other, when in reality Batman is human and Superman isnt, and would rip batman into shreds. So stupid. Cant believe they are making a movie out of this, and using Zack Snyder to reboot Batman? RIP buddy.
- You take this shit waaay too seriously.detritus
- no uCygnusZero4
- There have been a lot of great Batman/Superman story lines.jtb26
- exactly, they have been combined in print beforemonospaced
- You will still watch the movie though, making it a success.desmo
- but can Superman dance? Can he beat the Joker in surfing by using the anti bat shark repellant in his utility belt??CyBrainX
- ernexbcn0
It's going to suck.
- utopian0
- Good, then this movie will pull the plug on life support in 2015.CygnusZero4
- thats racist!utopian
- prophetone0
- I'm glad the correct version of Batman was represented this quickly.CyBrainX
- prophetone0
best idea ever? remake cannonball run w/ owen wilson b/w melissa mccarthy as deluise.
- cannonball19780
worst idea ever
- CygnusZero4
Zack Snyder directing =/. Hopefully it will only be half as awful as Man of Steel was.
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Nice logo btw lmao.