Batman/Superman movie
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- fucking awfulCygnusZero4
- There's nothing about this idea that isn't shit.CyBrainX
- CygnusZero40
This is how you know they were really running out of ideas in comics. Take the 2 biggest superheroes and pretend they can compete with each other, when in reality Batman is human and Superman isnt, and would rip batman into shreds. So stupid. Cant believe they are making a movie out of this, and using Zack Snyder to reboot Batman? RIP buddy.
- You take this shit waaay too seriously.detritus
- no uCygnusZero4
- There have been a lot of great Batman/Superman story lines.jtb26
- exactly, they have been combined in print beforemonospaced
- You will still watch the movie though, making it a success.desmo
- but can Superman dance? Can he beat the Joker in surfing by using the anti bat shark repellant in his utility belt??CyBrainX
- autoflavour2
Ben Affleck didn't do anything worthy after good will hunting
- there, I said it..autoflavour
- although I guess J-Lo was probably worth it, even for a bitautoflavour
- Dazed & Boiler Roommoldero
- Ben who?sted
- Finding the Way Back (2020) was rather good.grafician
- docpoz0
I'll admit to anyone that I enjoyed BatmanvSuperman. It had the right balance of cheesiness and action that any decent superhero film should have.
Notes:
• Batman was a delusional psychotic.
• Emo-Superman is consistent with the comics from late 90s- 2000s era
• Lois Lane gets saved as she always does, ode to camp
• Lex's whole motivation was to prove he could control a God and he did it. Mastermind.- I haven't seen the film, but devious chess-playing Lex is always better than exo-armour wearing Lex.face_melter
- ETM0
Batman and Superman Movies Ranked by Tomatometer
- and yet Superman Returns is a giant turd of a movie, ranked in at 76%Ramanisky2
- i liked superman returns. cool opinion bruh.CygnusZero4
- sure as fuck better than man of steel. felt kinda like actual superman, not some dreary super serious emo take on superman.CygnusZero4
- people seem to forget how goofy the original one was. lots of silly jokes. it was campy, and worked because it wasnt that serious.CygnusZero4
- hack snyder went in the wrong direction with the last too.CygnusZero4
- twoCygnusZero4
- Morning_star1
It's a mess. No doubt.
But, it has the genuine enjoyment of rummaging through an old but familiar attic.
Saw it with my kids. After, we talked and debated for two hours about the potential for the next films, what certain scenes meant and what the actors/characters brought - we don't do that very often.
I kinda wanna see it again.
- +1 I agree. It was a mess, but I liked how cynical it was.Al_dizzle
- CygnusZero41
From one of the user reviews. Sounds like a lovely movie.
"I must return to my central, headline-grabbing statement and explain how Batman vs. Superman is a worse movie than the infamous Batman and Robin. I understand how loaded that declaration is, so allow me to unpack it. This is a bad movie, and without that I have no doubt. It's plodding, incoherent, tiresome, dreary, poorly developed, and so self-serious and overwrought to the point that every ounce of fun is relinquished. It feels more like punishment than entertainment, a joyless 150-minute exercise in product launching. By the end of the movie I sat in my chair, defeated and weary. " -- Nate Z.
- these guys are falling over themselves trying to write the most outrageous review that will generate the most likes and trend.kona
- ^ You're not wrong. I haven't seen the movie, but I am getting a lot of entertainment out of these reviews.DRIFTMONKEY
- The crux of all complaints is that they just want a little fun. We all love the serious take on Super Heroes, but you need some levity.ETM
- And that is in tone, not occasional, bad one-liners.ETM
- Outrageous or not, this review was extremely accurate.MondoMorphic
- mg330
I still don't understand why Batman and Superman would be at odds with each other. I also don't have the time to invest in really understanding this, so please, no comments.
- in trailer it looks like they show the battle between Sup & Zod and the wreckage they cause to the cityRamanisky2
- while panning in on close up of an angry Bruce Wayne who see's the destruction
http://www.mirf.ru/w…Ramanisky2 - Its a storyline from the comics. A really shitty storyline, but yeah, thats where its from.CygnusZero4
- Philosophical differences on how to protect the planet, which is funny bc Batman kills people in this movie.CygnusZero4
- pablo280
7/10
- really?drake-von-drake
- I was entertainedpablo28
- 6/10 ...I was expecting the worst. Wasn't THAT bad.Al_dizzle
- inteliboy0
I don't really care either way... Though gotta say Snyder makes films for 12 year old boys. Don't know how or why people expect anything more. Even a big dumb action film like Predator has more heart and well crafted storytelling than any of his CGI fests of "cool shit".
- predator is excellent and far better than this drivelCygnusZero4
- exactlyinteliboy
- it's a masterpiece.inteliboy
- some films for 12 year old boys are actually good though.fadein11
- Some are. You could say that first Iron Man is for kids, but its a great movie that anyone could like.CygnusZero4
- Its a comic book character, of course it for kids, but its just a good movie. As is some of the Batmans. This movie just sucks period.CygnusZero4
- ^ yep (although I haven't seen just read)fadein11
- necromation0
I don't know why anyone thought this was gonna be good. DC would right now need to wipe the minds off everyone on the planet and start from scratch. Captain America - Civil War will be such a massive blow. I bet you even the diehard critic will like it... Then Doc Strange, a Hulk Movie (world war hulk please!!!) and The Infinity Wars... Game over DC.
- Marvel flicks always promise insanity then end up being an absolute wet fart.face_melter
- Civil War looks sucky. Avengers 2 suckeddocpoz
- Avengers 1 sucked. Rolled my eyes 57 times seeing that villain with the dumb horned helmet running around NYC. HorseshitCygnusZero4
- face_melter0
http://arstechnica.com/the-multi…
tldr: basically tears the film a new arsehole.
- lmfao they had me at "The Showgirls of superhero films"CygnusZero4
- jtb263
It seems ridiculous to me to critique a plot point as being unbelievable when the premise on which the plot is founded is entirely unbelievable. If you're going to suspend disbelief to the point where you're willing to accept that a man can fly and lift mountains you've lost the ability to make judgments about what is realistic and what is not.
- ok dadmonospaced
- trueMiguex
- Uh, he's not a man. He's an alien, so the rules of earth's reality are unbroken.zarkonite
- CygnusZero40
I like the one where the guy said its not that bad.... except for the first 2 hours. Lolz.
Ill bet they are in the process of signing Hack Snyder to do a 3rd one, because this movie will probably still make a lot of money. He's the new Michael Bay. I said this about him years ago. The dude is all style over sunstance, and is a big time CGI whore. Uses it every change he gets.
- There was literally no point to the 300 movie outside of special effects. Thats all it was for.CygnusZero4
- Chance*Maaku
- PonyBoy0
It's cool, guise... "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" also comes out this weekend... we're good.
- lolRamanisky2
- Oh good.shellie
- gonna take my kids to see that one actually...was dating my wife when the first one came out...and we're a mixed couple...exador1
- so it'll be fun to see this with our kids now....exador1
- haha... it does worse on rotten tomatoes than batty / superboy does... this weekend is gonna suck! :(
:)PonyBoy
- discoduro0
- Dawn of the reach-around.Gucci
- The "dark knight" rises.nb
- ^lolsarahfailin