My mo'foing shoebox
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- cirquemedia0
Bennie Wexlar, did you know you can order my shoebox online in GOLD (to match your AIGA awards) for $305?!?!
https://www.shapeways.com/model/…
There is a mini one for like $20 bucks now too! What is your addy?!?! I want to send you one... Email me it por favor.
- why are you singling me out when there are literally 200+ comments of others here talking shit to you?monospaced
- Ignore the troll, monodetritus
- Yeah, but he's calling me out by name, for reasons I can't figure out.monospaced
- maybe it's because he's an arseholehans_glib
- cirquemedia0
Whhhhhhaaaaaaatttttt!??!? Monospaced wants to see my new shoebox design? I guess... Ohhhh Bennie boy, you're such a dirty wexlar...
http://chrisdarmon.com/Matchbox-…
We pitch my shoebox to the CEO of Brooks Running at the end of the month... I'll let you know how it goes. Ok!? How is the AIGA award thing going? Win any gold certificates with stars on them? Awards are important my friend, especially in NYC. GOLD!
- Man, im not trying to wind you up.. but seriously, the glitch version is pretty much ugly ass shit.autoflavour
- straight clean renders were better. i would take the glitch version off the web before Brookes see themautoflavour
- cannonball19780
^ Why didn't you have this idea? Because you aren't creative. That's why.
- instrmntl0
ADIDAS CREATES NEW STORE
OUT OF A GIANT SHOEBOX
http://bit.ly/1grTQnq- Now THAT'S a mo'foing shoebox.MrT
- They did this just to rub it in cirquemedia's faceORAZAL
- Possible! It's one BIG MOFO'ing shoebox!!!!!!!!cirquemedia
- LOLsea_sea
- autoflavour0
its good .. you have a patent.. and if anyone infringes on it, you can sue the fuck out of them.
- although, i am guessing now you have the patent, no one will bother.autoflavour
- also, if another country infringes, his patent means dickalbums
- so, basically it protects him from Nike, but not Adidas, Puma, Reebok, Asics etc..autoflavour
- animatedgif0
worked out how much these things cost to make yet?
- kona0
That was quick. Patents normally take between 3-5 years to go from a "write-up" submission with a temp patent number to an actual patent. Sounds like you went through a lawsuit though so that might be a sped up process.
- monospaced0
- is that THE John Smith?ZOOP
- John Smith™©monospaced
- heheutopian
- lollessfloor
- autoflavour0
congratulations. you have a patent on a box.
- i would have been more impressed if you designed the shoes to go in the box.autoflavour
- i'm sure he cares what someone who uses a rip of the bandai logo as their own saysalbums
- i make no bones that i used the bandai logo. my previous logo was the Asahiautoflavour
- rip, homage, appropriation .. steal.. copy, whatever you want to call itautoflavour
- that said, apart from that letter A and the red square, the rest i produced myselfautoflavour
- He pulled and Apple, or is it a Microsoft?ZOOP
- what you sayin zoop? Also, Wai Wai noodles stole the ban dai logo way before i did http://static.barcoo…autoflavour
- i'm sayin' Xerox that's all ;-)ZOOP
- http://www.youtube.c…ZOOP
- zarkonite0
You should get in touch with this guy:
- tank020
new company Hoefler & Cirquemedia
- lvl_130
what's the patent number?
- cirquemedia0
#HatersGonnaHate
#14YearsOfGloriousPatentRights
#ThanksToAllThatSupportedMe- Shark Tank that mofoZOOP
- nobody supported youcannonball1978
- Patent means it's hard to steal, doesn't mean anyone actually will.MrT
- cirquemedia0
**UPDATE**
>>>>
#PATENTEDAs of today, my shoebox design is officially PATENTED and I officially own the rights to my design for the next 14 years "via the U.S. legal system" and patent offices... BOOM! To all the haters, hugs and kisses... This is just the beginning to anyone who liked my design, phase two is now in full effect! Many thanks to all that supported my design. If you see this design in the wild, feel free to send me an email - I can now officially sue people for any design rips and infringements and will give anyone 33% of all lawsuit recovery fees if they report it to me (no joke).
CD
- animatedgif0
^ no "addWebsiteHeader(fuckingHuge)" function?
- cannonball19780
Chris Darmon design bot routine in C#
using QBN Auto
using DarmonTemplatebool thinkRelevant = true;
timer = 10;
randomIdea = Random.Next(0, 99999999999999999999);while (True)
while (random == broThat'sSick(agencySpeak) && timer>0)
{if (cost != budget && possible != powerSource && effort != manufacturingReq)
{
HackJob();
Render3sStills();
PostToBlog();
}
timer--;
}if (NBAListening)
{
Cry();
}if (hasLife)
{
break;
}Hyperbole++;
RecentBlogPostsToQBNAgain(12);
}- moarLebron++;cannonball1978
- Genius. LOL'ing on train right now.mg33
- You forgot to include the RighteousIndignation class, can you put that up in BSFiddle?hereswhatidid
- < I'm going to use this to learn programming.MrT
- Frosty_spl0
Your stuff is pretty good, but I don't see why you are trying to force your box design where it isn't needed (UFC concept)
- It makes sense to me conceptually... But appreciate your comment.cirquemedia
- Genocide makes sense to some people conceptually too. Doesn't mean it's right.mg33
- Can you explain why it make sense?zarkonite
- or here even...monospaced