Dennis Rodman goes to North Korea
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- GeorgesII0
How are all these people getting into NORTH KOREA
- VICE (hispter)
- GOOGLE (and familly)
- DENNIS RODMAN (and entourage)isn't NK supposed to be the most locked country in the world, yet everyone comes and go like it's fuckn disneyland, I went to the DMZ and it didn't seem like you could enter NK to just do some tourism
- They sell tours so all those people have actually supported the atrocities financiallyanimatedgif
- DrBombay0
here is a NK tv spot showing lots of footage. 14 minutes long
http://www.youtube.com/watch?fea…
- pinkfloyd0
Kim Jong Il invented basketball, was the first to slam dunk, and got the first triple-double. He also fucked, married and divorced Carmen Electra, long before Rodman. Let's send Metta World Peace to Iran.
- ernexbcn0
Again:
- nb0
Imagine you're Dennis Rodman. Wouldn't you want to go to North Korea, if you had the chance? I would! So few people get to visit. And if I was famous enough that the TV news was asking me what I think of the place, I'd be like, "Yeah, it's great! It's crazy!"
He's not going to start shit-talking NK or Kim Jong-un in the media. That would be poor manners.
- oey0
forever?
- identity0
If he ends up getting NK to release Bae, He'll be a hero.
Would you guys agree?
- CygnusZero40
This guys life is awesome. Made a trillion dollars running around a basketball court, not scoring, just rebounding, won some championships, married a hot bitch, and is chillin in a country that noone but him is allowed to enter, then gets asked 6000 questions on CNN since he is the "insider". Badass.
- he's going there for whoars and freaky shit people normally get arrested for in the USyurimon
- animatedgif0
"So few people get to visit"
What are you talking about? anyone can go for about 1690 Euros.Although it's fucking morally wrong to do so seen as you're financing the dictatorship. So yeah as long as that moron Rodman is happy with this on his conscious
Yeah such a "badass", definitely not an ignorant dense cunt at all.
- dbloc0
My Best Friend
A Poem by Dennis RodmanAs a basketball man, I have had lots of friends
from Madonna to Stockton, the list never endsSome of them were platonic (the ones with no tits)
and with Carman Elektra, there were benefitsBut I never thought I’d be so close to man
with a soft, chubby face and a swift leader’s handWho can make me feel special, and famous once more
like my days of green hair and The Rodman World TourWhen I feel past my prime, I can still be a hunk
as he squeals with delight, yelling “black man make dunk!”For I know that my bestie would not steer me wrong
with respect to his dad, he’s the illest Kim JongAnd though Kim’s a girl’s name, he is all man, you see
if I ever said different, he’d execute meFor my friend has a temper - hey, haven’t we all? -
but he also likes movies, and loves basketballSo when they say that he’s evil, it makes me feel sad
Sure, his people are starving, but that’s not his badYes, he murdered his uncle and fed him to dogs
But I’m sure he deserved it...sometimes we play Pogs!And we all have our quirks, at the end of the day
plus I’m getting paid money, so fuck Kenneth Bae
- dbloc0
- hes like a cartoon character, fuckin love it!moldero
- like a professional wrestler's monologue.bulletfactory
- I was also thinking the same thingpinkfloyd
- Ric Flair 101slinky
- cbass990
why would you reproduce there? makes no sense.
- sem0
- Ramanisky20
How did he even have the cognitive ability to comprehend plays devised by Phil Jackson?
- mg330
^^^
"OK Dennis, jump real high, always, around the basket."
- just grab the ball and then give it to mike._niko
- way too much for Rodman's brain to handleRamanisky2