Dennis Rodman goes to North Korea

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  My Best Friend
  A Poem by Dennis Rodman

  As a basketball man, I have had lots of friends
  from Madonna to Stockton, the list never ends

  Some of them were platonic (the ones with no tits)
  and with Carman Elektra, there were benefits

  But I never thought I’d be so close to man
  with a soft, chubby face and a swift leader’s hand

  Who can make me feel special, and famous once more
  like my days of green hair and The Rodman World Tour

  When I feel past my prime, I can still be a hunk
  as he squeals with delight, yelling “black man make dunk!”

  For I know that my bestie would not steer me wrong
  with respect to his dad, he’s the illest Kim Jong

  And though Kim’s a girl’s name, he is all man, you see
  if I ever said different, he’d execute me

  For my friend has a temper - hey, haven’t we all? -
  but he also likes movies, and loves basketball

  So when they say that he’s evil, it makes me feel sad
  Sure, his people are starving, but that’s not his bad

  Yes, he murdered his uncle and fed him to dogs
  But I’m sure he deserved it...sometimes we play Pogs!

  And we all have our quirks, at the end of the day
  plus I’m getting paid money, so fuck Kenneth Bae
  

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