Fifty Life Hacks
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- albums0
- that doesn't work.lvl_13
- i didn't figure it didalbums
- don't lie. you are chewing gum, cutting onions and crying right now.lvl_13
- Embrace the tears.monoboy
- *breathe from your mouth and not your nose -- when cutting an Onion. No chefs in the house WTFohhhhhsnap
- shut up you fucking ferd noodie.lvl_13
- rinse peeled onion with cold water might help.pango
- < also if you keep them in the fridge apparentlysine
- wut pango said worksmoldero
- don't be a little bitch and you won't crysarahfailin
- Clearly a conspiracy by the chewing gum makers.
-yurimonETM - Avoid cutting the bottom end where the roots formShenanigansTV
- mekk1
- hahahadetritus
- isnt it bad to put metal in a microwave?CygnusZero4
- lolllsarahfailin
- yes. very.dopepope
- HAHAHA!!PonyBoy
- BOOM!sem
- @CygnusZero4
I don't think you're getting the tongue and cheek approach to most of these.ETM - Or I prefer to say the 'Darwin Filter.'ETM
- lolbliznutty
- JG_LB1
- haha niceyurimon
- Yeah, I think I need to start doing this with books...duckseason
- good oneprophetone
- i still haven't seen my Friday vhs tape i bought new and loaned before even watching it, 10 yrs agoprophetone
- like this shitmoldero
- but only if you have an iPhonei_monk
- I got a book posted to me last month from my cousin's friend I loaned him 30 years ago. There's still hope.PhanLo
- dbloc0
- really, you never did? even though they sell painted ones?albums
- yeah I always bought those stupid rubber thingsdbloc
- +1 on the stupid rubber things, I started using nail polish about a year ago, but only a dot on each sidemoldero
- this looks much bettermoldero
- but "who gotz tam fo dat"?moldero
- I just put a rubber top on one of mine but I like this glamorous style much more.CyBrainX
- I taped a key off and hit it with spray paint..works just as good.dbloc
- What does one do with all the extra nail polish?wagshaft
- paint their nailsdbloc
- it no scratch off?BrokenHD
- prophetone0
- i'm trying thisprophetone
- i wonder why people think separating an egg is hardscarabin
- So many of you who have never made eggs will suddenly but eggs for the sake of science and suction.mg33
- 1. crack egg. 2. carefully tilt yolk from one half to the other, letting the albumen pass into a bowl below.elahon
- gotta tell my gfmekk
- +1 scarabin. Only of interest to ppl who don't actually do it!MrT
- hoppa743
DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
BANGING two pistachio nut shells together gives the' impression a very small horse' is approaching.
DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and I hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.
PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by moving everything into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, move it all back again.
CAR THIEVES: Don't be discouraged if nothing is on view. The valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.
RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: "Know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.