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- scarabin
"i'm bringing my lover/friends" when she's talking about attending a festival you'll be camping together at... and she's been all up on your cyber-jock for two years, what does this mean?
she keeps using this word "lover" instead of boyfriend. does this mean she's fair game?
- monospaced0
don't even think about it
- as in, just see what happensmonospaced
- yeah, probably thisscarabin
- prophetone0
it means he's not a fighter
- LOLmoldero
- hahahahahHombre_Lobo
- good enough for mescarabin
- monospaced0
were you planning on sharing a tent?
- CALLES0
give her the spike spike.. or maybe its a two for one kinda deal... or it could even be another girl... kinda all wins... but most likely it will be option number 4 and you wont be getting any... ask her straight up. i would
- fredddddd0
"all up on your cyber-jock"
????????
- google glassesprophetone
- heavy flirting, wanting to be alone/go out together, bummed i was at this other event with another girl, etcscarabin
- She has a lover but you can't hang with another chick? Give her the spike spike and pack up your tent.CyBrainX
- futuremongolian0
Cyber-jock?
So ... some girl flirted with you on the internet? And you're how old, 13? If you're lucky you'll get a dry handjob, bring chapstick.
- yes i'm 13 but i read at a 16 year-old levelscarabin
- didn't you know? he's only 17monospaced
- well, I've been a professional designer since I was a tween and I well know not to overestimate cyber-banterfuturemongolian
- fair enoughscarabin
- what? who's level 17?pango
- zoozoo0
It means dont expect anything unless she/they start flirting with you.. then you will either be grossed out, curious or turned on.
Sounds fun...maybe.
- orrinward20
Sounds like threesome material.
If you refer to someone else as your 'lover' in conversation it is very much flirtatious.
I thought this was the norm at your hippy love ecstasy fests anyway scarabin?... I miss those days... and I'm only 24!
- i thought exactly this, hippy 3 way shamoney!Hombre_Lobo
- chinese finger trap!scarabin
- she's gonna get spit roasted.ebertzjaw
- hahaha scarabin!Hombre_Lobo
- moldero0
boy/girl friend = in a relationship
lover = someone I bang
- colin_s0
if you use the term cyber jock and she's still interested in you, i bet she's down for whatever.
- CALLES0
just say "ok cool... i'll bring extra condoms you bring the extra sandwiches"
- Fax_Benson0
is she from Bristol or Somerset? If so, don't worry.
- Wolfboy0
Ive got good news and bad news.
Good: sounds like there'll be some Chinese finger cuffs happening for you
Bad: she'll be 'strapped' and you'll be in the middle.
It's all there when you read between the lines.
- vsplus0
You may end up sleeping on a kickstand.
- scarabin0
i think i'm gonna not get set on one dish before i reach the buffet
- Unless the buffet is dry scrambled eggs, and limp bacon drowning in its own misery. Then go for the dish.Continuity
- yeah. either way i expect to be well fedscarabin
- Fax_Benson0
'lover' is very 1970s, Jackie Collins, faux-literary sounding. Is she in her 50s? Does she have a gardener?
- married to an antiques dealer?Fax_Benson
- i think she's like 20scarabin
- bored2death0
It means lube up yer butthole.