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- mg330
Again CNN with not proofreading:
""When you take the 9-9-(9) plan and you turn it upside won, the devil is in the details," Bachmann said, a reference to 666, a symbol commonly associated with Satan."
- jon_d0
People that listen to music and care about the musicians lifestyle. Prepare to be disappointed, it is just music.
- mg330
People paying money to study to become "social media experts."
- I got an email for this about 5 minutes ago: https://www.facebook…CyBrainX
- honest0
social medja experts
- CyBrainX0
apostrophes used for plurals. I know it's most of the planet, but so be it. Take your punches, you illiterate pricks.
- monospaced0
Project managers
- Watch it pal...mg33
- :Dmonospaced
- I was one. Bigger, better things now. But they are not all bad.mg33
- they're not all bad, no ... it was more of an inside joke y'knowmonospaced
- TheGreatGlorpo0
People who type "should of" because they can't spell "have."
- <Continuity
- YES. can't believe I didn't think of this one.mg33
- monospaced0
Anyone who says, "whole nother."
- TheGreatGlorpo0
Someone bitched about Steve Jobs stuff. Look at this:
On the blog page it says "In honor of the recent passing of tech tycoon Steve Jobs. I wanted to create a poster to commemorate his innovation to not only the Mac brand but to also captivate the emotions of the Mac culture."If that isn't pretentious bullshit I don't know what is. Funny thread.
- you should be punched for this being your first post on QBN.epill
- Longtime listener, first time caller. what can i say?TheGreatGlorpo
- I'm virtually punching youmonospaced
- in his defense, there is so much wrong with that description, i feel like I'm reading someone's nightmare.mg33
- It would be a trifecta of punches from me if it read "...passing of tech evangelist..."stoplying
- OH CHRIST! amazinganimatedgif
- scarabin0
people with breath so bad you can taste it while they're talking to you
- scarabin0
girls who yell into the phone while cackling at each other instead of just speaking normally, deafening everyone else in the office
- WhiteFace0
People who say '"make it pop!"
- animatedgif0
Anyone who pronounces specific as "persific"
Anyone who says "Do you know what I mean" to punctuate every sentence.
- spendogg0
Today i wanna punch the people who say "I Know, Right" after you say something.
- gramme0
Nepotists. Cronies. Heads of very small businesses who call themselves CEO.
- HAHAHA, love it.Horp
- BTW your son is excused from the one about starting with "So...". He's three. That makes everything okay in my book. = )Horp
- :)gramme
- I have a brother in the Army. My son always starts conversations with me by asking "So, how's uncle B doing at the Army?"gramme
- He's been obsessed with his uncle since day one. :)gramme
- or the 15 person company with 4 VPs and a CMO, CEO and CFO?duhsign
- i_monk0
People who say 'different than' instead of 'different from'.
- gramme0
Ball-smash to "Hand-crafted" being applied to every Godforsaken thing.
Judo-chop to people who say "you do you" when someone else does/says something quirky.
Sternum-punch to people who make/babysit Facebook pages for a living.
- monospaced0
That girl in my office who eats ice all day long.
- ... because she's got tiny tits?Horp
- how did you know?monospaced
- Anorexic technique to suppress appetiteanimatedgif
- Hahaha, nice triangulation there personwithlonguserna...Horp
- mydo0
Today I want to punch the people who decide it's important to have long email disclaimers. And legal departments in general.