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- mydo0
TFL
- scarabin0
sites with that auto-scroll-page-load thing. like facebook.
it's a fucking pain in the ass when i'm trying to read something and it shoots me to the top of the page over and over
- funkage0
People I don't know who address me as 'bro'.
- meffid0
Rihanna. Sexiest of 2011?
Fuck up.
Several punches for all involved with that.
- meffid0
The cock-nosher who ruined the season finale of Breaking Bad on QBN.
- oilpan0
people who wait on green to turn right.
- mg330
Anyone who wants to release a tape or a 7" record of their band. It is almost 2012: nobody has that crap anymore.
- Sandin’ Yr VaginaORAZAL
- http://thewiremagazi…ORAZAL
- I dunno, I like buying 7"s.Eighty
- prophetone0
the wobbling wonky horrific preloading graphic for CNN's videos...
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video…
and for the video itself...
- who?monospaced
- look at the red LOADING circle, it's an abomination!prophetone
- scarabin0
people asking me for "outside of the box" ideas. like i'm gonna fucking come back with boring, stupid ideas.
so goddamned insulting.
- all it translates to is "i'm not intelligent enough to know or express any actual direction, but win me a key art award, slave"scarabin
- but what they really want is the same movie poster style from "the Firm"spendogg
- haha. yesscarabin
- So I have this romcom coming up. I'd like you to produce an 'out-of-the-box' idea...orrinward
- Possibly involving a white background with black and red text, possibly Gotham, with the male character looking longingly at the female, and the female looking out of the poster in humorous disgust.orrinward
- at the female, and the female looking out of the poster in humorous disgust.orrinward
- Maybe do something wild like have one word bold and the other not, or one in small caps?orrinward
- ..It's really your concept, just go crazy with it.orrinward
- You did think outside the box using black instead of redanimatedgif
- i_monk0
People who use 'gay' to mean anything but homosexual or olde tyme happy.
- olde tyme happy is Goode tyme happy.Continuity
- See post above, then take it "offline".stoplying
- CyBrainX0
People using finger quotes, but making a face as if they're thinking: Finger quotes are gay, I'm making this face to criticize them as gay even though I'm using them.
No, take your punches.
- Continuity0
- Call centre operators who automatically start addressing me by my first name, without even asking if I would mind if they do (which I do);
- Shop clerks who get all surprised, then snarky and insistent when I firmly decline giving my personal details when I buy something ('We need it for ... uh ... warranty purposes.' 'No, you don't.')
- +2monospaced
- I've found that the subtlety of "bitch, did you not hear me?" clears this up pretty quickly.mg33
- mg330
Another one:
Nosy people who, without fail, insert themselves into other conversations that don't involve them. The coworker that sits next to me does this all the time. I could be talking about a tech issue with an architect, and she will spring up if she hears the client name mentioned and it's a client she maybe barely worked with.
Or, maybe I'm having a conversation with a male coworker about clothes or shoes or something. She'll spring right up and join in and totally take over the conversation. You could be talking about the iPhone, and she doesn't even have one and never has, but she'll join in with some factoid she read on a blog.
She finds a way into any conversation possibly and takes over, but...
when it doesn't interest her, she gets all huffy and makes a big production out of how much she needs to concentrate on something, or puts her headphones on and makes sure you can tell she shouldn't be bothered. This happens all the time because a friend works across my cubicle wall diagonally, and next to her, so we're always interrupting her or something.
- jonny_quest_lives0
The forthcoming Hipstamatic D-Series app works just like the regular Hipstamatic camera app—but it won't let you view any of the pics you've snapped on your phone until you've filled an entire 24 shot "roll."
- wrong threadmonospaced
- nost spam someone needs to be punched for that idea... just shoot filmjonny_quest_lives
- Film is fucking expensiveanimatedgif
- mg330
Oh man, this one...
People on Facebook who are related to each other and post messages to each other on their walls for things that could all be handled via text message, or through a phone call. Or, I don't know, IN A PERSONAL, PHYSICAL CONVERSATION MAYBE???. I fucking hate it so much when people do this.
Stuff like "why aren't you answering your phone?" or simple personal conversations. That is so self-centered and vapid.
Or, thanking someone for doing something on their wall. No doubt you thanked them in person for whatever, but you're just posting on there to get attention, and to give them the opportunity to get attention.
- digitdaily0
Anyone who uses the (non)word nucular instead of nuclear.
- scarabin0
clients who explain their movie to me as "deep, meaningful, with a message", then compare it to both lord of the rings and call the protagonist "a luke skywalker character" when it's really just an asinine flick about a guy trying to get laid
- *-bothscarabin
- with his length and girth? o_Ostoplying
- Hahahaha. What isn't tho.dopepope
- And her depth and breadth? :oContinuity