Best overheard phrase
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- babaganush0
Bloke: always thought you look like Courtney Cox
Girl: Piss off!!
Bloke: What's up? She's gorgeous
Girl: Eh!? That minter who went out with Kurt Cobain?!
Bloke: Nooooo! The girl from friends
Girl: Ah...that's alright then...I prefer cocks to love.- Bwahahahah!!!
PS My kinda girlNonEntity - did she know what she said?74LEO
- Nope. Wrote 'cocks' to explain the gag really - She literally just meant she was happier being compared to 'Cox' over 'Love'babaganush
- *crestfallenNonEntity
- Bwahahahah!!!
- cannonball19780
"Obama isn't on the ballot. How come I can't vote for Obama??"
- scarabin0
i heard these from various girls while walking around burning man:
"you have a strap-on?"
"and then he peed all over my hat"
"have you seen my butthole?"
(this was asked more in a "well you should if you haven't" sort of way, rather than a "'cause i lost it" way)"i don't care about that shit, i just wanna piss and fuck"
at lightning in a bottle:
guy: "i'm no gynecologist, but..."
- MrT0
Last weekend in a somewhat feral pub in rural Australia.
"... he had this pink singlet on, he looked like a freckle stretcher."
- TheMagicSheep0
on the elevator this morning
dude 1/dude 2: polite small talk
dude1: so, does your, uh, boyfriend work here?
dude2: (slight pause) girlfriend...yeah, she's a producer.
dude1: oh ok cool
/conversation
- pinkfloyd0
A women complaining about people getting in her way to get on the train:
"Whenever the train comes, people turn into fucken statues"
- bjladams0
from a family member who has recently lost their job and weighing the possibilities:
"i've always wanted to start a social networking site. one that's aimed at like-minded thinking people. i dont think it would be that hard. you've done computer stuff- how hard can it be? - i took a course at uni about pagemaker. it'll be like facebook, but different- cause i dont like facebook. it'll be a huge success i reckon."
- Raniator0
Someone who works here was at the sandwich van today and was buying soup. She then said "If I have one of these plastic spoons, will it melt?".
No shit.
- dbloc0
Ah...go flick your bean, bitch.