Best overheard phrase
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- raf0
I hope this translates to English well:
Teenagers in front of a school, filling in a crossword puzzle.
#1: "A person who doesn't believe in God"
#2: "A Jehova's?"
Long pause.
#1: "Nah... too long"
- WrappedInBooks0
Postal worker: If you wait till next week, we're getting stamps with pine cones on them.
Girl: Great!
Postal worker: Do you know what a pine cone is?
Girl: Yep!
- Knuckleberry0
lewis black & a horse:
http://www.squidoo.com/IfItWeren…
- vaxorcist0
In an elevator full of executives at an agency I used to work at:
"Why can't we just emphasize everything?!?"
- rylamar0
Was cruising along today and I caught this conversation
Big Black Man: Hey girl, can I get some?
Little Hipster Girl: I'm sorry, that was my last cigarette.
Big Black Man: Girl, I wasn't talkin' bout no cigarette.
- Jacque0
At a college cafeteria:
Girl 1: "She's from the Philippines?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's what she said. I don't think anyone knows where that is."
Girl 1: "I think we flew over the Philippines on our flight from Texas to California."
- babaganush0
Ex girlfriend's mum after seeing Sigourney Weaver in a film
' OOh that's that woman from that film...what's it called...Monkey's In The Fog...'
- bjladams0
at the grocery checkout:
-what is this?
-a pear
-hmmm, dont know that one...
-it's a pear, don't you have special training with this sort of thing?
-yeah, but not for these exotic things.
-it's a pear.
- raf0
Two guys shopping at a grocery store on an early Saturday afternoon in Dublin, Ireland:
–How are you Peter, you well?
–Nah. Drink sick.
- Hench0
On the train this morning and the conductor on the loudspeaker thingy says 'May I please remind you that first class is in action on this train and is reserved ONLY for first class ticket holders'
To which a man behind me loudly replies 'Oh get a life you fucking cunt!'
Also, on that same train someones phone rang with the trigger happy TV ringtone and when the guy answered someone else shouted out 'HELLO!!??? YEA I'M ON A TRAIN!''
Fun journey!
- for those who don't know trigger happy TV... http://www.youtube.c…Hench
- Ambushstudio0
A few days ago, a couple of teenage emo'ish kids on the street:
"I own like 3 pairs of silver shoes, but I always buy them way to small"
- cerberus0
For a better tomorrow.
- sherm0
in the office, at a meeting:
mgr: we should run a blog on hot MILFS
femme editor: as long as we keep that old ugly chick thats trending in the news now out of it. I don't find her sexy at all.
mgr: who <so and so?>
femme editor: Yea she definitely is not someone I would F
me: what have I done?
- uncannylikeness0
i was eating lunch one day and overheard two people...
"What's that red stuff you put on french firies?"
"ketchup?"
"yea right ketchup. i forgot."
- Dodecahedron0
"I'm dating this new guy who runs a company... and he's black, so thats good."
- probably good at basketball and can kick your ass.iCanHasQBN
- utopian0
"fixed gears bikes are so fucking cool dude" do you have a smoke?
- mydo0
sitting behind two girls on a bus.
"did you break up wiv danny?"
"yeah"
"didn't he stab that girl?"
"yeah"
"is that why you broke up with him"
"naa"end of conversation.