Best overheard phrase
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- spmitch
I was walking down the street today and I heard someone say the phrase "I encountered the middle class"?
- bjladams0
at the grocery checkout:
-what is this?
-a pear
-hmmm, dont know that one...
-it's a pear, don't you have special training with this sort of thing?
-yeah, but not for these exotic things.
-it's a pear.
- raf0
Two guys shopping at a grocery store on an early Saturday afternoon in Dublin, Ireland:
–How are you Peter, you well?
–Nah. Drink sick.
- Hench0
On the train this morning and the conductor on the loudspeaker thingy says 'May I please remind you that first class is in action on this train and is reserved ONLY for first class ticket holders'
To which a man behind me loudly replies 'Oh get a life you fucking cunt!'
Also, on that same train someones phone rang with the trigger happy TV ringtone and when the guy answered someone else shouted out 'HELLO!!??? YEA I'M ON A TRAIN!''
Fun journey!
- for those who don't know trigger happy TV... http://www.youtube.c…Hench
- uncannylikeness0
i was eating lunch one day and overheard two people...
"What's that red stuff you put on french firies?"
"ketchup?"
"yea right ketchup. i forgot."
- Dodecahedron0
"I'm dating this new guy who runs a company... and he's black, so thats good."
- probably good at basketball and can kick your ass.iCanHasQBN
- utopian0
"fixed gears bikes are so fucking cool dude" do you have a smoke?
- mydo0
sitting behind two girls on a bus.
"did you break up wiv danny?"
"yeah"
"didn't he stab that girl?"
"yeah"
"is that why you broke up with him"
"naa"end of conversation.
- babaganush0
Bloke: always thought you look like Courtney Cox
Girl: Piss off!!
Bloke: What's up? She's gorgeous
Girl: Eh!? That minter who went out with Kurt Cobain?!
Bloke: Nooooo! The girl from friends
Girl: Ah...that's alright then...I prefer cocks to love.- Bwahahahah!!!
PS My kinda girlNonEntity - did she know what she said?74LEO
- Nope. Wrote 'cocks' to explain the gag really - She literally just meant she was happier being compared to 'Cox' over 'Love'babaganush
- *crestfallenNonEntity
- Bwahahahah!!!
- pinkfloyd0
A women complaining about people getting in her way to get on the train:
"Whenever the train comes, people turn into fucken statues"
- bjladams0
from a family member who has recently lost their job and weighing the possibilities:
"i've always wanted to start a social networking site. one that's aimed at like-minded thinking people. i dont think it would be that hard. you've done computer stuff- how hard can it be? - i took a course at uni about pagemaker. it'll be like facebook, but different- cause i dont like facebook. it'll be a huge success i reckon."
- Raniator0
Someone who works here was at the sandwich van today and was buying soup. She then said "If I have one of these plastic spoons, will it melt?".
No shit.
- WrappedInBooks0
Postal worker: If you wait till next week, we're getting stamps with pine cones on them.
Girl: Great!
Postal worker: Do you know what a pine cone is?
Girl: Yep!
- Knuckleberry0
lewis black & a horse:
http://www.squidoo.com/IfItWeren…
- vaxorcist0
In an elevator full of executives at an agency I used to work at:
"Why can't we just emphasize everything?!?"
- rylamar0
Was cruising along today and I caught this conversation
Big Black Man: Hey girl, can I get some?
Little Hipster Girl: I'm sorry, that was my last cigarette.
Big Black Man: Girl, I wasn't talkin' bout no cigarette.
- Jacque0
At a college cafeteria:
Girl 1: "She's from the Philippines?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's what she said. I don't think anyone knows where that is."
Girl 1: "I think we flew over the Philippines on our flight from Texas to California."