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- babaganush0
Ex girlfriend's mum after seeing Sigourney Weaver in a film
' OOh that's that woman from that film...what's it called...Monkey's In The Fog...'
- TheMagicSheep0
on the elevator this morning
dude 1/dude 2: polite small talk
dude1: so, does your, uh, boyfriend work here?
dude2: (slight pause) girlfriend...yeah, she's a producer.
dude1: oh ok cool
/conversation
- dbloc0
Ah...go flick your bean, bitch.
- raf0
I hope this translates to English well:
Teenagers in front of a school, filling in a crossword puzzle.
#1: "A person who doesn't believe in God"
#2: "A Jehova's?"
Long pause.
#1: "Nah... too long"
- Ambushstudio0
A few days ago, a couple of teenage emo'ish kids on the street:
"I own like 3 pairs of silver shoes, but I always buy them way to small"
- cerberus0
For a better tomorrow.
- sherm0
in the office, at a meeting:
mgr: we should run a blog on hot MILFS
femme editor: as long as we keep that old ugly chick thats trending in the news now out of it. I don't find her sexy at all.
mgr: who <so and so?>
femme editor: Yea she definitely is not someone I would F
me: what have I done?
- cannonball19780
"Obama isn't on the ballot. How come I can't vote for Obama??"
- scarabin0
i heard these from various girls while walking around burning man:
"you have a strap-on?"
"and then he peed all over my hat"
"have you seen my butthole?"
(this was asked more in a "well you should if you haven't" sort of way, rather than a "'cause i lost it" way)"i don't care about that shit, i just wanna piss and fuck"
at lightning in a bottle:
guy: "i'm no gynecologist, but..."
- MrT0
Last weekend in a somewhat feral pub in rural Australia.
"... he had this pink singlet on, he looked like a freckle stretcher."