Jokes in poor taste...
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- hydro74-1
Know how many planets there are? Be one less after I destroy Uranus.
- georgesIII-2
So I'm in bed with this chick and we've been laying there for some time, so I go:
"Hey, are we gonna fuck or what?"
"You're being a bit presumptuous." She says.
"Presumptuous? That's a big word for an 8 year old!"
- It would have been funnier if you would had already fucked her.ORAZAL
- detritus-1
- drake-von-drake-3
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
- cruddlebub-1
I've just paid for my wife and her mother to go to Paris for two weeks.
That's how much I hate the fucking French.
- drgs-1
Allah is the true god because the universe started with a big bang
- Nairn-2
- drake-von-drake-5
Sorry about the racist shit, I thought that was what you were after, really raunchy shit that are JOKES.
- The joke's really on you man. I don't really get why you feel the need apologise. Just don't be a dick in the first place.Ianbolton
- Well, you asked for jokes I'm poor taste, there you have it.drake-von-drake
- In poor taste.drake-von-drake
- Jesus, that was a run of awful and painfully funny jokes.CyBrainX
- drake-von-drake-4
What's wrong with 4 black people in a catolac going off a cliff?
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A catolac seats 5
- what the fuck is a catolac? don't you mean Cadillac?monospaced
- I do spelled incorrectly for ebonics purposes. O-*drake-von-drake
- drake-von-drake-4
Feminism
- a bit obvious the downvote...drake-von-drake
- you mean oeybvious...oey
- BOO HOO!drake-von-drake
- set-6
What's black and loves pussy?
- drake-von-drake-3
If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs.
The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.
- yurimon-6
When does a logical atheist support terrorists in the middle east?
- when he a analisis
http://nme.assets.ip…yurimon - i can tell yuri writes his own jokessarahfailin
- how about when he does an analisis.yurimon
- what?scarabin
- when he a analisis
- georgesIII-4
- Knock Knock!!!
• Who's there?
- "UPS" mam, I've got a gift for you
• Who is it from?
- Charlie sheen, mam
• But I don't see anything, where is the gift?
- You already have it mam,
- drake-von-drake-4
Why is there cotton in pill bottles?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
- drake-von-drake-4
Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.
- drake-von-drake-4
Q: How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
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A: With an ash tray
- drake-von-drake-4
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “