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- chilamont0
Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
A: God gave him his gas bill.Why would Hitler be in heaven? Damn, that joke is anti-semetic as fuck!
- elahon0
A little black kid was playing in the kitchen and poured flour all over himself. He walked up to his mom and said, "look, Momma, I'm a white boy." She spanked his ass and told him to go show his father what he had done.
So, the little boy walks up to his dad and says, "look, Daddy, I'm a white boy." The dad spanked his ass and told him to go show his grandfather what he had done.
So, the little boy walks up too his grandfather and says,"look, Pappy, I'm a white boy." His grandfather spanked his ass and told him to go to his room to think about what he had done.
After a few minutes the grandfather walked into the little boys room and asked if he'd had enough time to think about what had happened. The boy looked up at him and said, "I sure have, Pappy. I've been white for 20 minutes and I already hate three niggers"
- elahon0
A man and a boy are walking through the woods at night. An owl hoots, and the boy jumps nervously.
The man says "What are you scared for, I've got to walk out of here alone."
- elahon0
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
- bliznutty0
why did the musician get sent to prison?
for fingering a-minor
- set0
I went to a charity disco last night in aid of women born without legs.
The dance floor was crawling with fanny!
- dijitaq0
today i saw an orphan sitting on the curb.
"aww, are you an orphan?" i asked him.
"yes, how did you know? what gave me away?"
I replied, "your parents."
- WhiteFace0
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,Polly has Alzheimer's.
- bliznutty0
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles in your pants.
- sarahfailin0
why does a hooker make more money than a drug dealer?
cause she can wash her crack and sell it again!
- bulletfactory0
I think my roommate is gay.
His dick tasted like shit.
- GeorgesII0
FFS MAKE ME LAUGH!!
bump
- tasty0
A boy walks in on his mother in the bath tub:
boy: "Mommy what's that?" (pointing at her vagina)
mom: "umm, that's mommy's wash cloth..."
boy: "Is it a fresh one? Because I saw the maid washing daddy's face wit hthat last night"
- JerseyRaindog0
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do, it's cancer.